Week 51: Taylor Swift- Evermore

Here is my track-by-track review of her 9th studio album and her second album release of the current year:

Willow:

This isn’t just the opening track of the album, but it is also the leading single. This is Taylor returning to her roots when she was gigging constantly across America to get herself noticed within the industry by basing herself on country music. It’s a bizarre choice as a single, as it hasn’t any of those typical pop traits to chart that high. It is pure country with its delicately plucked acoustic guitar. Her vocal delivery synchronises with the subject of being in love with someone, and you’re trying to make them feel the same way. Taylor expresses this by how we would feel in those moments. From feeling high and excited to feeling low and being unable to breathe from the panic that they don’t love you. There are also some deep lyrics within, so listen carefully.

Champagne Problems:

This piano ballad was written with her boyfriend, who uses the alias William Bowery (Of course, his real name is Joe Alwyn.). Is the subject matter supposed to be about their current relationship? Rather than about a couple in college who share very different views about a night where one wants to break up and the other wants to propose. I don’t know how happy they are, but I can’t see them dropping hints while writing a song together. I also learned that “Champagne Problems” is a phrase (I guess only in America.) that means when an individual’s troubles are genuine but, when put into perspective, are less important than how much others are suffering. Like with “Folklore”, Taylor touches on the very fragile subject of mental health. In this song, the female character mentions her problems with mental health and how the break up of her relationship has further impacted it. I am going to quote some compelling lyrics taken from the male character in this, as he is the one who has been left heartbroken. “Sometimes you just don’t know the answer til someone’s on their knees and asks you; she would have made such a lovely bride, what a shame she’s fucked in the head, they said, but you’ll find the real thing instead”. As you can see, the song is very emotional.

Gold Rush:

Wasn’t this also a song on “Folklore”? I can’t remember, but someone will tell me when they visit my archives this year. Bizarrely, the producer of this track only features once on the record when you consider Jack Antonoff has produced half of her songs over the past three albums. This song is more chart-friendly compared to the previous tracks on the record. This time, the leading character starts falling for someone popular among several others. Unfortunately for the leading female character, the other women chases the man in question. Still, just like the leading female, they are also looking for gold in California, which, when you think about it, makes the title make sense. The leading character becomes jealous and longing to have him, and she decides she can no longer chase him because she has no fight left in her and feels it is futile. Again, some lyrics stood out for me, and they are intense by the lead character. “At dinner parties, I call you out on your contrarian shit, and the coastal town we wandered round had never seen a love as pure as it, and then it fades into the grey of my day-old tea, cause it could never be”.

Tis the Damn Season:

What I found about Taylor’s songwriting is she can tell fables about fictional characters based on actual events or fables about her own life experiences. It is challenging to do the former, as you must design the characters and build the fable around them, but Taylor does this effortlessly. Once again, on this album, she has devised a character from Tupelo, Mississippi, who is leaving her town to achieve her dreams in Hollywood on the big screen. You may be wondering where the Christmas element comes into it. The lead character returns home to enjoy the festivities, where she stumbles across an ex-lover. As one of the lyrics depicts over this electric guitar track, she says how she is breaking her own heart by returning to Los Angeles, where everyone she meets is superficial, including the way she smiles, rather than remaining in Tupelo to get back with her ex-lover and feel loved and happy once more.

Tolerate it:

There appears to be a trend with Taylor and the obsession with the fifth track; the fifth track always seems to be a ballad with a heart-wrenching confession. “Evermore” doesn’t buck the trend. Again, the song is seen from the female perspective. She is sick and tired of devoting her life to her lover, and she is not getting much compassion or any form of emotional connection in return, so she is starting to hate and resent him for that. She has tolerated this behaviour for far too long from him, and now she is ready to confront him. This track perfectly depicts when love fades away from one perspective and turns sour from the other.

No Body, No Crime:

HAIM features on this, but it is based more on the country music scene, from what I recall, rather than the usual rock-based music from HAIM. As you can tell from the title, Taylor, with HAIM doing backing vocals, has gone for a topic about committing a murder. However, it is a double homicide told from different perspectives. The first verse is the narrator’s friend bringing up in a conversation that she thinks her husband is seeing another woman; in the second verse, her friend disappears, and the narrator is sure that the husband killed her and to avenge her friend’s death in the third verse, she kills the husband, but by doing this she compromises the case. Again, this is another powerful fable told by Taylor on this record.

Happiness:

The calibre of this song is quite astonishing when you consider it was the last one to be written in just under a week before the album was due to be released. Most might panic and therefore not put much effort into the last song they are writing just in case they miss the deadline by taking too long, but Taylor has managed to create a good song under that pressure and have it all done and ready to be included on the album. The story is both one of despair and optimism. The individual is going through the agony and six degrees of separation phase of splitting up with their lover, but they show signs of optimism, knowing that happiness will return once this phase has passed. The production complements the lyrics with its slow tempo and melancholic tone. Is the individual Taylor? It shows a mature approach to handling a breakup compared to her as a teenager, where she attacked every ex with venom over wax. If the character is indeed Taylor, then she has shown that as she has got older, she can move on and enjoy the next one to enter her life.

Dorothea:

Remember the track “Tis the Damn Season” earlier on and the unknown female? Well, this is her name and the continuation of the story. However, this is not told from Dorothea’s perspective but by her ex-lover. He was devastated when she moved to Hollywood and longed to be with her. He also ponders, now she is in L.A. chasing her dreams, whether she pauses to think about him. Although the subject is deep and emotional, the song has a relatively upbeat tempo.

Coney Island:

Now, I expected HAIM to feature, but the National? I wasn’t expecting that. Nor was I expecting a duet between Taylor Swift and Matt Berninger. However, I discovered that the National’s Aaron Dressner produces most of the tracks on this album, so it makes sense for Taylor to collaborate either by request or suggested by Aaron. The subject matter is once again that of broken love. This time, it is about a couple reminiscing on the relationship and how it fell apart because the levels of commitment were not balanced. The song also appears to be the couple trying to work out what went wrong and trying to see if they can try again. Taylor’s melodic vocals complement Matt’s customary raspy yet deep vocals.

Ivy:

The banjo is the main instrument this time. It features the first of two collaborations with Justin Vernon of Bon Iver (Later on, the entire band feature.) over a story about a wife committing adultery and subsequently falling in love with her secret lover. Even though she continues the affair as she enjoys the attention, she is trying to stay faithful simultaneously. It is similar to the story in “illicit Affairs” from the previous album and is also freakishly the tenth track.

Cowboy Like Me:

Another song inspired by her roots in country, the story is that of gold diggers who, instead of chasing those with wealth, end up falling for each other. Marcus Mumford from Mumford and Sons provides backing vocals. The song is also typical of a song likely to be composed by Mumford and Sons with guitars, mandolins, harmonicas, and anything from country music you can think of.

Long Story Short:

From an album steeped in country, this track departs from that with its catchy pop chorus, drums, and guitars out of indie rock. You can see this being on her albums before her current two. Taylor goes after the media and the misogynists who tried to ruin her career a couple of years ago (See my first review on the album where she goes fucking ballistic on those people for the whole story.). However, rather than getting herself worked up, Taylor’s vocals are balanced and calm. Even the lyrics are about not sweating the small stuff. She displays happiness knowing she is content in her relationship and that she is way past all this petty bullshit from her enemies. She writes lyrics to her past self to let these things slide and let her enemies defeat themselves by being starved of her attention and reaction. Taylor has shown a lot of maturity so far on the record.

Marjorie:

I am starting to wonder if “Evermore” is the continuation of “Folklore” with the topics, sound, and production. It seems like it is. Still, it doesn’t bother me a jot because I prefer Taylor when writing music in the genre her heart belongs to. Pop was to get a wider audience, but country is where her heart is. Also, there is another reason this is a continuation, and it is related to the thirteenth track of the respective albums. “Folklore” was an ode to her grandfather, who fought in World War II, and “Evermore” focuses on her grandmother, Marjorie Finlay, an opera singer whom Taylor didn’t appreciate until she passed away when Taylor was just a teenager. Taylor regrets this and wishes she could go back and fix this with her grandmother. It is also a grand, haunting gesture, that Taylor used her late grandmother’s vocals for the backing track. Sends chills down your spine.

Closure:

Many of us can relate to the topic here. I’m sure we have all been in a relationship where it ended badly, and we wanted to explain ourselves later on after the dust had settled as to why, but our ex simply refuses the closure and doesn’t want to know. This song describes that. In this case, it’s a male looking for closure from the female, but she has moved on and doesn’t find it necessary to explain it, rather than doing something to avenge the hurt he caused. The lyrics mention that he wants to remain friends after the closure and that he’s angry she won’t hear him out.

Evermore:

The closing and my favourite track. Sorry, but it’s got Bon Iver on it. What more is there to say? Justin Vernon and the rest of the band produce good music. I love this piano-based song with Taylor and Justin doing a cypher and harmonising together, which touches on depression with a mix of dark and optimism to end the album. The highlight is the cypher for me; it is scarce to see vocalists go bar-for-bar like they were rapping or sharing a poem.

Song recommendations: “Evermore”, “Coney Island”, “Long Story Short”.

8/10

Week 44: Bruce Springsteen- Letter to You

I just had to do a track-by-track review for the Boss:

One Minute You’re Here:

This is just Bruce being alone in a bubble with his soul (This is what I call playing an acoustic guitar in a room all by yourself.) in a reflective mood with the lyrics remembering his friends lost over the years—aptly named.

Letter to You:

The album gets going with this track, and the E Street Band are once again proving that they still have the juice on this intimate and fragile ballad with Bruce, where he talks about what he always was and will remain to be.

Burnin Train:

In a nutshell. Fire.

Janey Needs a Shooter:

You’ll never guess who is on this track. But it does make sense, considering it is his first profession over being an actor. It is Steve van Zandt who played Silvio in the Sopranos. He provides backing vocals during the chorus. I don’t know if he is a new member of the E Street Band, but there are plenty among the original members. It works, though, and both stand out at each point of the song.

Last Man Standing:

Rumour has it, the Boss uses his usual three chords, but this one is leaning towards melancholy as he remembers his former Castilles bandmate George Theiss, and the title reflects that.

Power of Prayer:

A typical E Street Band accompaniment with its trademark saxophone solo. It’s a song ready for when Bruce can finally take this album on the road and have the crowd join in on a hot summer evening as the sun sets.

House of a Thousand Guitars:

I am seeing reviews of this track as the worst on the album when I found it the best on the record. I also found it ironic that the piano featured heavily, and the guitar, the weapon of choice for the Boss, is seldom used.

Rainmaker:

Ah, this is Bruce attacking the American government. It was written during George Bush Jr’s time in charge but has remained relevant to the current presidency of Donald Trump. So far, there have been no political songs on the record that go after the government. It’s good to see that Bruce has still kept his values.

If I Was the Priest:

It’s not one of his best songs, and the rhyming is very basic for someone of Bruce’s ability at songwriting.

Ghosts:

Again, this is another track ready for the road, with the E Street Band putting all their energy into it.

Song for Orphans:

It transpires that this is part of a trilogy that includes “Janey Needs a Shooter” and “If I Was the Priest” and were written when the great Bob Dylan highly inspired Bruce, so these songs were quite obviously written back in the 20th century, rather than just purely new songs for this album. It contains a plethora of words, which is a very Dylan trait.

I’ll See You in My Dreams:

The album doesn’t end on a high note. It is similar to how the album began. Hopefully, this isn’t the last record released by the boss, or this is not a good way for him to sign off. I can’t imagine Bruce timidly ending his studio career.

Song recommendations: “House of a Thousand Guitars”, “Last Man Standing”, “Ghosts”

7/10 

Week Thirty-Eight: Doves-Universal Want

My first experience (Knowingly.) hearing the band from Manchester was while I was playing FIFA 06 in October 2005 when “Black and White Town” came on the official soundtrack. Not my favourite of theirs, but it did pique my interest and made me want to check them out. I was probably intoxicated at the time, but I had heard them three years back on Later…with Jools Holland, even before then, if I am being honest. Their songs “Cedar Room” and “There Goes the Fear” were everywhere, from radio to television adverts. Those two being my personal favourites of theirs. Not forgetting their acid house classic “Ain’t No Love (Ain’t No Use)”. Pardon? Yes, that’s correct. Doves started as Sub Sub in 1991 until 1996, when they worked with New Order’s Bernard Sumner. Since then, the members of Sub Sub decided to change direction with their sound and formed Doves in 1998, just after releasing “Delta Tapes” as Sub Sub.

Anyway, this is their fifth album after eleven years on a break, which initially was supposed to be the end of the band after 2009’s “Kingdom of Rust”. Jimi Goodwin even suggested during a gig in 2010 that it would either be one of their last or their last. But he was constantly dropping hints that maybe it wasn’t the end of Doves, a bit like the Stone Roses (Fucking hell. That’s the fourth Manchester band mentioned so far.) it looks like they have split again, but there is no confirmation on the official site or any announcement made. It’s just like Ian Brown with a cryptic quote, but he wants to concentrate on his solo career now. Jimi had been dropping these hints for six years and leaving cryptic messages via social media that maybe Doves were returning. And this year, they announced a string of gigs supporting various artists, but no mention of a new album that features the production of Dan Austin, who did their previous album. This one has been recorded at Frank Bough 111 Studios.

Now, I will do something different than usual with these reviews and do a short but sweet track-by-track review. Kind of a summary, if you will:

Carousels: Reminiscing about childhood experiences, especially at fairgrounds.

I Will Not Hide: Great vocals with a spine-tingling guitar solo. It’s very psychedelic over chill-out style music.

Broken Eyes: Doves, the Smiths, and Toploader. Save for Toploader, it is that typical Manchester sound.

For Tomorrow: Inspired by Portishead with the trip-hop.

Cathedrals of the Mind: a Hymn-like anthem dedicated to the late David Bowie.

Prisoners: Funk with remnants of “Black and White Town”. One that is ready for their setlist for when they go back on tour.

Cycle of Hurt: Returning to their debut album “Lost Souls” in 2000 with this ballad.

Mother Silverlake: An autumnal track that is very much country funk.

Universal Want: A segmented track that goes from acoustic guitar back to their acid house days and into old-school techno.

Forest House: A mellow ending.

Song recommendations: “Broken Eyes”, “Prisoners”, “Universal Want”

8/10

Week Twenty-Five: Liam Gallagher- MTV Unplugged

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I remember back in 1994, Oasis did a handful of intimate acoustic gigs to help promote their debut album “Definitely Maybe” at various commercial record stores like His Master’s Voice and Virgin Megastore. I also remember Liam saying he loathed doing acoustic songs, let alone gigs, back then. Let’s consider the infamous 1996 MTV Unplugged at the Festival Hall, where Noel had to take over vocal duties after Liam bullshitted about having a sore throat. Why do I say bullshitted? Because he was up on the balcony drinking and heckling his middle brother at every opportunity. He should have just said he didn’t feel like doing it and let Noel and the others do it without him, which they had to do, anyway. It showed great disrespect to the unplugged series by MTV who have had the likes of George Michael, Nirvana and Alice in Chains to name a few. It’s also more surprising that Liam didn’t do it after doing “120 Minutes” two years before for MTV.

Anyway, the venue chosen for his undeserved second chance with Unplugged came after his middle brother branded Hull “A fucking shithole.” in all fairness, I have heard other musicians call it and one who is even from there. He vowed to play in Hull and even thought the people and city were great.

Many have called this a “Great performance”, but as I have stated many times, Liam might be a nice person in the main (Unless you happen to be Noel, Paul and Johnny.), but his voice has been found wanting since 2004. When I hear the ultra parka monkeys who won’t hear anything wrong said about Liam, I simply cannot believe what the fucking idiots are saying. They sent me links to this gig at the time to songs such as “Sad Song” and suggested I pass comments on his vocals, and, unfortunately for them, I did, and they were not what they wanted to hear. It sounded like a fucking cat walking over a vinyl playing on the turntable. It makes me cringe having to listen to him these days. I feel embarrassed and saddened by what his voice once was.

I am not a fan of his solo material written by several songwriters, and I have to laugh at most of his songs being acoustic after what he said in the past. Again, we have a setlist top-heavy with Oasis songs. I wish he would let it go and enjoy his success. Oasis is the past and should stay there. Many would say, “You wouldn’t go and see Liam or Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds if they didn’t play Oasis songs”. 

That’s a load of fucking bollocks. I will quite happily go to their gigs to hear their material. They both have enough to consign Oasis to television and YouTube archived footage. Liam can’t seem to let go and keeps pushing for a reformation only the ultra parka monkeys or the Supersonic 2016 generation want to see. It’s not the fault of Oasis that you missed the window. I wanted to see the Jimi Hendrix Experience, but you know? It’s just unlucky, and you must learn to accept that.

5/10

Week Twenty-Two: the 1975- Notes on a Conditional Form

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I remember hearing about this band in 2013 and giving them a chance, but I didn’t think they lived up to the hyperbole they were getting. I couldn’t stand their song on FIFA 14 either and removed it from my playlist. And would they have got on if it wasn’t for their leader Matt Healy being born with the mother-of-pearl spoon in his mouth? It certainly helps when your parents are well-known British actors. It also helps they came along when the rock side of music was not really doing a lot.

The opening track, named after the band, features a piano with a speech given by Greta Thunberg at one of her many climate change rallies. I might not believe in everything she says, but I admire her passion. Climate change is just a case of nature taking its course, but it certainly doesn’t help when you’ve got fucking idiots drilling huge holes in the ice for research. If I were the scientists, I’d suggest they leave the drilling well alone. Of course, that will agitate the ice and cause it to break up.

The next track I will mention is “People” It has shite elementary lyrics, but the drum beat reminded me very much of Blur’s “Song 2” and a very unusual assault for the band into the punk genre. I never had them down as a punk band or even attempting to do punk. “the End” is just one of those fucking pointless throwaways that are known as interludes. This one is just a short-stringed instrumental. That then leads us into “Frail State of Mind”, which, in my opinion, is a failed attempt to appeal to the fans of the garage genre. It didn’t work, lads. It’s not your forte.

“Streaming” is just another stringed instrumental interlude. “Yeah I Know” is yet another failed attempt at appealing to the club scene with its garage element. Seriously, lads, leave well alone.

“Then Because She Goes” is trying to emulate the indie scene of the 1990s, with this track sounding like the Wannadies smash hit “You and Me Song”. “Shiny Collarbone” is trying once again to break into the club scene with this house instrumental with a ragga sample chucked in. “If You’re too Shy (Let Me Know)” is very 1980s.

The final two tracks I am going to mention are “Playing on My Mind”, which sees the band take time out to reflect and bring the tone down of the music by going acoustic and “Having No Head”, which is dance music that is ideal for a child’s disco.

I was thoroughly bored listening to this double-disc record; most of the time, the album didn’t hold my attention, and I wondered what my review would look like and if it would be even long enough. I cannot stand the band; I don’t understand the hyperbole surrounding them, and this album hasn’t changed my view.

Many of the fucking idiots who follow them will be like, “You’re just trying to be ‘edgy’ and ‘cool’ by saying you don’t like them”, but it IS actually true. I cannot stand them. My dislike of their music is genuine. Others might be like little sheep and follow, but I have my own mind, which tells me I do not like their music.

4/10

Week Seventeen: Gerry Cinnamon- the Bonny

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Here is a track-by-track review of Gerry’s second album:

Canter:

I found out via an interview by Gerry that Canter actually is Glaswegian slang for easy. Now, being a Celtic supporter, I was amazed I didn’t know that, but somehow, I still understand what Gerry is talking about in his songs. I can watch shows like Still Game and understand most of the Glaswegian slang used. Anyway, the song is basically about how not to take things too personally and to trust your instincts; as the track points out, “Things will only get better, if only you could stop being wee less of a wanker”, or lyrics to that effect. The fans who saw him at festivals and concerts last year already knew the words before it was recorded.

War Song Soldier:

A very touchy subject is discussed in the song, but even though Gerry finds it challenging to talk about the issue, he feels the only way to express himself is to write and record it through the medium of song. That’s probably how 90% of musicians express themselves, as they find talking about darker periods in their lives too much.

Where We’re Going:

When I heard this, I felt it was a cross between the Cure, the Smiths, Johnny Marr and Morrissey with its musical style. Again, Gerry is digging deep within his soul as he talks about hitting rock bottom and trying to get through the other side, no matter how tough. He believes that if you can see a future, you can escape. I like it. It’s based on reality.

Head in the Clouds:

This song wasn’t written by the time Gerry returned to record this record but was written in just three days. The song matter is about his struggles with insomnia and how after being deprived of sleep for three days, he finds it hard to function and concentrate and therefore, the things he wanted to do all turn to shit. However, as the song progresses, you get confused and start hearing a love story emerging, and you’re thinking, “What the fuck? I thought this was about an insomniac?”. By the song’s end, you realise it is about someone in love but can’t handle the prospect of getting hurt, so they want to run rather than give the love a chance to unfold.

Dark Days:

The title is misleading but, at the same time, very apt. It talks about being able to smile and enjoy life even through the dark times that either surround our environment or our own personal circumstances. Quite apt, we are surrounded by wars, corrupt politicians, and a global pandemic.

the Bonny:

The title track is actually about chasing your dreams (No matter how crazy.) and not giving a fuck about people putting them down and building on them to see the dreams come to fruition. The song is also part of a trilogy that began on his debut 2017 album “Erratic Cinematic”. It begins with “What Have You Done” and then starts on this record with “Canter” and ends with this song unless Gerry is going to surprise us with part four on his third album.

Sun Queen:

The verses are about wasting your time and caring about things that mean fuck all, and the chorus is about focusing on the things that really are worth your time and energy.

Outsiders:

I have interpreted this song because you have your mind and do your own thing, no matter what anyone tries to tell you what to do and how to think. It’s like not following what everyone else does and becoming brainwashed by what they are being fed in the mainstream. There are even lyrics within the track where Gerry mentions that even though there are times when he can’t be fucked with making music when he hears his fans repeat back his lyrics to him, he believes in himself and music once again because the fans make it all worthwhile. Gerry said that he was given “Outsider” as a nickname, but instead of taking offence to the term, he has embraced it and sees it as a compliment. The song has a combination of Green Day and Oasis. The melody reminds me of Green Day’s “Know Your Enemy” and the riff like the bridge on the acoustic version of Oasis’ “Supersonic”, which Noel Gallagher performs these days with just Chris Sharrock striking a tambourine and Mike Rowe supplying the solo on the keyboards for Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds.

Roll the Credits:

This plays out like a typical early 1900s film about a couple splitting up and saying goodbye on a train platform with tears in their eyes.

Mayhem:

Although Gerry carries on playing the acoustic guitar, rather than switching up to electric (Maybe the third album?), this song has a club feel to it with its pulsating kick drum (Well, the second part of it, anyway.). The beginning, though, suggests the track takes on a Latin vibe.

Six String Gun:

The title is likely a nod to Gerry’s favourite weapon (The guitar, obviously. Henceforth, “Six String Gun”.). However, the premise is very different and discusses how to be a better person even in situations where that is extremely difficult and by showing yourself as a good individual, you will get taken advantage of. Especially in the industry that Gerry is in.

Every Man’s Truth:

This is a great way to end the album, as it discusses ideologies that we all share and whether the truth that we think we know is indeed genuine or if those who open their eyes to the world around them and don’t fall for all the bullshit that’s fed in the main are the individuals who are actually seeing what’s really hidden? The song, bizarrely, doesn’t appear to have a chorus until the end. Gerry has gone on record by explaining that “Every Man’s Truth” is about addressing the truth that we really don’t know and how everything we hear, read and see isn’t always accurate (Corrupt politics for a start.). He says that our opinions are only borrowed or forced onto us through the mainstream media and that what we believe is sold to us through our own biases and follows us from the cradle to the grave. This appears to be a dig at the secret council known as the Illuminati (You know? The all-seeing eye, pyramid folk?). Whether he does believe in that or not, I do not know, but he leaves it open to the listener to do some research or ignore him as a nutter. It’s worth looking into; from there, you can make up your own mind. Gerry says that the acoustic guitar is more honest when you’re writing and revealing the song, but I would like him to bring some electric guitar to his next album, but that’s entirely up to him.

Song recommendations: “Where We’re Going”, “Outsiders” and “Every Man’s Truth”.

8/10

Week Fourteen: 5 Seconds of Summer- C A L M aka Calum Ashton Luke Michael

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I looked forward to reviewing this as they did a few festivals last year, and the lads from Perth, Australia, were on point. However, they should have stayed as pop punk like they were with their self-titled debut album. Unfortunately, going into the pop arena hasn’t worked with them on this record, and it just sounds poorly produced. It’s pretty much like their previous album, “Youngblood”. This reminds me of that record, as there is little change in direction.

For me, 5 Seconds of Summer is falling into the same trap Maroon 5 did. Maroon 5, when they first got started, were releasing good songs like “This Love”, “She Will be Loved”, and “Sunday Morning”. Unfortunately, then they started making shite like “Moves Like Jagger” and “Phone Booth”. I don’t mind listening to early Maroon 5 material but since 2011? Forget it. I am saying that any song with the potential for 5 Seconds of Summer is being massacred and turned into dogshit. The band have said leading on from their previous record that their inspiration is drawn from the 80s, but I don’t know what section of that era because the songs are incredibly flat and underwhelming. It’s a shame when you consider the producers behind this project, Louis Bell and Andrew Watt, who have worked with Ozzy Osbourne, Halsey, the Chainsmokers, the late Avicii, Post Malone, Lana Del Rey, and several others to significant effect. Unfortunately, this falls into their most minor inspirational works category. I mean, not even U2’s Edge or Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello could add anything to this record because the producers, with all their effects, have pissed all over their contributions. I mean, let’s face it, Edge and Tom Morello are very unique in the way they play the axe and are fucking amazing too, but even they couldn’t rescue a lacklustre album. Maybe if the producers didn’t piss about on the songs they featured on, the album might be worthy of its No. 1 spot. It’ll probably get a lot of streams, but that could be people like me who are listening to make a review on it. The number of streams counts for nothing and needs to be a fair reflection of how well an album is doing. The sales of it could be a different story. I hope so; it’s awful.

What’s quite puzzling is that they are actually extremely good live and remind me of Muse. I am not a great lover of Muse’s studio material, but live they are in a different sphere, and those songs take on a life of their own. The same goes for 5 Seconds of Summer. Now, I was still deciding about giving them a chance live, but I was left really impressed with the performance and the interaction with the crowd. It also begs the question, are they with the correct label? Because they seem to want, the band to churn out generic pop shite rather than let them be as creative as they are live. 

I found “Thin White Lies” quite comical for its reference to cocaine, but the songs that really stood out for me were “Teeth”, which has a bass line that sounds like it was inspired by listening to Bloc Party or Maximo Park and “Lover of Mine”, which is the penultimate track for blending an acoustic guitar with dubstep. Those are the only genuine creative moments I heard in the thirty-nine minutes. I hope they consider their options for the next album and move to another label because this company stifles their creativity in the studio. Even though live performances are where it really matters, it helps to add some of what

you pick up on the road to your creativity in the studio. I can’t fault them live, but in the studio, there is much work to do, and they really need to work out what their identity will be on future albums. They need to leave this record label and find one that will let them bring their live qualities into the studio. 5/10

Week Twelve: Niall Horan- Heartbreak Weather

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Of course, the lad from An Muileann gCearr (Mullingar) found fame after appearing on the X-Factor in 2010, where the band One Direction was put together (they finished third in that series.) and rapidly rose to be a world-renowned boy band. The band is no more at the moment, but that is a very grey area as the members are embarking on solo careers. Niall has remained grounded by all the success One Direction had and would prefer playing Oasis songs on his acoustic guitar and playing golf when taking a break from recording and touring.

If we are all being honest (Well, the Directioners, anyway.), no one was making any fuss about Niall’s solo career. The focus seemed to be on Harry Styles and initially Zayn Malik as well, but through this lack of expectation, Niall has been free from having a monkey on his back, and it seems to have worked as he is having a better solo career than the rest of his band mates. His debut album “Flicker” in 2017 went to the summit in three countries, including his native Ireland. 

As I listened to the opening track, which happens to be the album track, I was unsure if I could endure the ensuing forty-three minutes. It reminded me of the 1975, and if you know me well, I cannot stand that band. Despite the opener, you do have a range of tracks. “Black and White” sounds like One Direction, “Dear Patience,” and the closer “Still” are like ballads over acoustic guitars. “Arms of a Stranger” feels like a Lewis Capaldi piano ballad, and funnily enough, Lewis will be one of the support acts when the “Heartbreak Weather” tour begins in October (Well, maybe. With what’s going on in the world

at the moment, who knows?).

“Cross Your Mind” is a blend of the old with the new. I say this because the acoustic guitar reminds me of something Johnny Marr would have played in the Smiths. It probably is a sample of a Smiths song or a Johnny Marr song. When I heard it, it did sound very familiar. I was very excited to listen to the track after hearing that Johnny-esque intro, but then it went all modern and sounded like a typical pop song of late. It’s an utter shame, really, because a Johnny Marr-style song is what this record needed. Yes, Niall was trying to appeal to the Directioners as much as possible, but this lad is an indie rock fan. “Nice to Meet Ya” is where Niall chose to go all indie rock, though. Sounds very much like Arctic Monkeys infused with Kasabian. However, I think Niall is going to go down the synth route. 

I would like him to release something more to his taste as it’s risky and shows that he is not afraid to cause shock waves. The loudest ones in One Direction have had moderate solo success, but as they say, the quiet ones are to be watched. Even though Niall was quiet in the band, his actions speak louder than his words. I don’t mind listening to a whole One Direction album, but once a day is enough. The same goes for this record. If I was young enough to be in that generation, I might have got it more and be listening to it more than once a day. That being said, I like Niall and wish him every success. Why? Because he isn’t a dickhead and is more talented than the rest of the band. 7/10

Week Forty-Eight: Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds- Who Built the Moon?

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Here is the track-by-track review of the third album:

Fort Knox:

 Noel has gone on record saying that this track was written for Kanye West, but he thought it was so good that he felt he deserved it more than Kanye. Anyway, the track has repeated lyrics and guitar chords, albeit when he starts repeating, “You’ve Gotta Get Yourself Together”. This track would be good as an introduction to the forthcoming concerts or great as an alarm clock (Although I doubt you would wake up to such smooth music.) I like the album after just one track and am pleased that David Holmes has sent Noel far out compared to the trademark Oasis-style wall of sound. Will Oasis fans who are narrow-minded like this? Probably not, but they’re fucking idiots, anyway. More on that in the overall review.

Holy Mountain: 

So, just like what was featured on “Riverman” from the sophomore record, “Chasing Yesterday” from 2015 (Yes, I said, “Sophomore”,. So fucking what? I’m writing this, not you.) We hear a horn section featuring. This is also the lead single used to promote the record. It’s a bit of bubble gum pop but is exceptionally catchy. You will get the chorus stuck into your head.

Keep on Reaching: 

David took Noel out of his comfort zone with this track with some soulful vocals followed by an instrumental section that could only be described as funk inspired. The beginning also features some excellent keyboards and a ballsy kick drum.

It’s a Beautiful World:

 It’s incredible what effects you can use in the studio. Because of the way sound effects are used to make his voice sound muffled, complete with reverb (Is that the word I’m looking for?), I am still waiting to hear this on the live version, in the warm-up concerts or on Later…with Jools Holland last month. Nonetheless, it still worked live. This track could be described as both cosmic pop and psychedelic. You have a breakdown section before the solo where the touring member, Charlotte, speaks in French (Noel had said that it was too late to change the spoken word when Charlotte informed him that she mentions the end of the world. Noel did not like that and would have preferred “It is not the end of the world” to tie in with the feel-good vibes of the record. Also, more on that later.) It is also worth noting she plays the scissors on this track (Yes, that’s correct. The scissors. Fucking mental!).

She Taught Me How to Fly: 

This track is a weird one for me. Although it isn’t my favourite, it certainly is one of my favourites. I love the lyrical content, and I fucking love playing it on the guitar. This ode to his wife, Sara, has a sound that is very close to New Order. Some may disagree, but this track could easily have been made for New Order. It has a bass style similar to that of New Order’s former bassist, Peter Hook. Noel has headed back to the Madchester days with this.

Be Careful What You Wish for: 

This track was written as a message to his three children on what to heed and learn from life as they grow older and more aware of the world. Again, this track is far out for Noel, and it is a continuous melody throughout, albeit with a slight change in the chorus. This is probably the most anti-anthem song he has done since “(Get Off Your)High Horse Lady” with Oasis on their final album from 2008, “Dig Out Yer Soul”. I have heard this song live, which is indeed a song that cools down the audience. I think he will only play this live for the children. The message conveyed is the preaching you would hear in Speakers’ Corner. If I recall correctly, he said this song was born after he walked through Speakers’ Corner in the summer of 2017.

Black & White Sunshine: 

This is my favourite off the record, but that changes every day. Albeit, this track remains at the forefront of my heart and mind. I love the message conveyed and the upbeat feel of the track. The vocals delivered with a punch the air passion. This is Noel’s “Fuck you” track for all those who want to bring evil to the world. Is this as close to the Oasis wall of sound on the album so far? Not for me. It is still a track that Noel would only sometimes do, although in some reviews I have read, they believe that to be the case. No matter what you might think, this track leaves me feeling optimistic and cheerful.

Interlude (Wednesday Part 1): 

Why, oh why, do artists/bands have these? Oasis was very guilty of having interludes, but they are nothing more but throwaway tracks chucked onto a record because, who the fuck knows? Utterly pointless. Just throw on a track that didn’t quite make the cut. At least, it will be a completed song. Noel has said that the interludes featured on the record are, indeed, songs that are uncompleted, that he may revisit at a later date. The song features acoustic guitar, drums and bass before being accompanied by synthesisers. Nothing much else to say.

If Love is the Law: 

The first track to feature another artist on the record in the shape of Noel’s good friend, Johnny Marr, who plays guitar and harmonica. This track has a Smiths sample (I think Johnny is playing “Hand in Glove” on the harmonica, I’m not entirely sure, but it’s definitely from a Smiths track.), so how appropriate Johnny features?

It is worth noting that Noel’s estranged younger brother, Liam co-wrote a song with a similar title with Chris Helme of the Seashorses (It went on to be a hit in 1997 and is one of the songs synonymous with the band.).

the Man Who Built the Moon: 

Wow. This is the title track, albeit the name is slightly changed. I love this track; it is majestic and features haunting keyboards, complete with lyrics that appear to be less of a song and more of Noel narrating a fable. This is very much a departure from Oasis, as I think the song could be used for a Science-Fiction film like Star Trek or some insane film about space by Steven Spielberg. The chorus is littered with horns, which adds to that whole feel about it.

End Credits (Wednesday Part 2): 

Ah, dear. Here we go again. Although it is an improvement from the first part, interludes do not belong on an album. The keyboards are very angelic, though. This is the end of the standard album, but I am reviewing the Deluxe edition, complete with the Japanese bonus track.

Dead in the Water: 

Well, those who yearn for Oasis will love this. This track was recorded off the cuff on air at Rté 2FM Studios in 2015 during an interview and short performance during the “Chasing Yesterday” tour. Is it wholly improvised, as Noel says at the end of the track as the presenter asks him? Well, I don’t believe him. It was far too polished to have been made up there and then, especially when you hear the keyboard solo by Mike Rowe. There’s no way Mike could have done that without getting a feel for the track. This song talks about Noel looking to hold onto a love that seems hard to recover. The standout line, apart from the whole chorus, is where he talks about having no money while looking at a photograph. Now, who can this be about? Because he had plenty of money when he met Sara. Is this Noel reaching out to someone in the past? Was it written for Louise in his Oasis days, and has it been given new life? Whoever it is about, it is very powerful lyrically and reminds me of the sort of song by the Smiths that would have inspired him to write this. This is classic Noel, though. Singing with a tint of melancholy in his voice and laying his soul bare.

God Help us All: 

This track features as the Japanese bonus track and was first discovered in 2007 from a studio session for, I don’t even know. It might have been “Dig Out Yer Soul”. This track was also played in a soundcheck during the ill-fated 2008/09 Tour for “Dig Out Yer Soul” during Noel’s last few years in Oasis. This song has kept much of those two versions, as you get the impression it was recorded in an empty theatre and sounded like a demo. There are rumours it was re-recorded during the “Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds” studio sessions in 2010 and 2011 but wasn’t pursued to feature on the final track listing for the 2011 debut album. I forgot to mention that it also re-emerged on the “High Flying Birds” Tour of 2011/12 with a new verse featured on this recording. Anyway, he plays acoustic guitar while singing about what appears to be Armageddon.

Overall: 

It is no secret that it was, indeed, Noel who inspired me to write and pick up a guitar and several other instruments back in the mid-1990s. I also make no secret while everyone else preferred Liam at school, I aspired to be Noel and have been a fan of his from my very first listen to Oasis. Once again, Noel has proved why he is a tremendous songwriter. Even taking him out of his comfort zone while working mainly in David Holmes’ home studio, Noel has made it work. David got Noel listening to some rather obscure music and even got him to play instruments Noel tends to struggle with and would only dare play live once he has played them enough to feel comfortable with. Noel was originally very disheartened and didn’t believe working with David was the right decision. David would tell him time and time again to stop writing songs that sounded like Oasis. Indeed, for “the Man Who Built the Moon”, David got him to write out 26 choruses before he was satisfied with Noel’s 27th attempt. So..back to earlier, the Oasis fans, whom I have referred to as “fucking idiots”, are mainly what I like to call the “Supersonic 2016 Generation”. They appeared after the 2016 film and could not get past how Noel’s singles for this were totally different from Oasis material and therefore proceeded to bash it and generally be narrow-minded. An artist is free to express their music however they want. Something lost on these bunch of twats. Also, going back to another point earlier mentioned during “It’s a Beautiful World”, Noel has made a record that is very much upbeat and spits in the face of the evil people in the world who want to destroy the earth. He has even said that this record was about feeling great and upbeat and taking our minds off all the bad things we hear about in the mainstream media. I would love to score this album perfectly, but the interludes are where it falls down for me. It is also perfect, and even if you don’t get it after a few listens, it will grow on you. 9/10

Week Forty-One: Liam Gallagher- As You Were

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 Of course, we will never forget what happened in Paris at Rock en Seine Festival minutes before Oasis were due on stage to play one of their last three gigs (I think.), it was left to Bloc Party’s Kele Okereke to announce to the crowd that, Oasis had split up on that August bank holiday night in 2009. What happened? We’ve heard both sides of the story from both Gallagher Brothers, but the others who could give us an insight have so far refused to talk about it, albeit very vaguely. Like most of us, I was shocked and gutted that Oasis was no more, but I could see it coming from the three gigs I attended on their final tour (For now. Will they reform? I can’t see it.). Especially at the iTunes Festival, where Liam seemed in an extremely foul mood, you could see the apparent tension between the Brothers. 

Anyway, what happened next was Beady Eye (Fronted by Liam with the rest of what was Oasis.) in 2009 and Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds( A solo project, apparently.) in 2010 were formed. Beady Eye’s debut record, “Different Gear, Still Speeding”, did very well, and although I wasn’t that keen on it, I did like three songs off it. Unfortunately, they couldn’t build on the success of the debut record and had a very indifferent second album, “BE”, which left Liam very disheartened and made him decide to split Beady Eye up after the tour. 

While this happened, his brother had a successful period with Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds. So what was next for Liam? After making the odd cameo appearance in 2014 and 2015, he headed back into the studio to record his debut album, “As You Were”, and I’m not going to hold back, so I apologise if anyone reading this doesn’t like it. I will go into these things later in the review about what I mean.

Liam isn’t trying to head in any other direction than what Oasis fans expected from the younger brother. “Wall of Glass” was the taster off the album back in June, and I heard it everywhere. Though I liked the energy and the attitude in the track, I cringed at the guitar riff at the intro and between the verses. It ruined for me what could have been a very good song. As we get to “Greedy Soul”, it is quite obvious who this is directed at, even if Liam refuses to admit it. The lyrics alone are a clue. “You’re getting told, you greedy soul, you’ve been telling lies, you’re a slippery kind”. It’s either Noel or Liam’s sister-in-law, Sara MacDonald, with whom he has had many a public spat via social media and, of course, in private.

“For What It’s Worth” seems an apology to Noel soaked in Beatles-inspired music from the 1968 record, “the White Album”. It sounds a bit like “Hey Jude”, in my opinion. The next was one I found very surprising, considering that Liam promised a “Rock out with your chin out” record and “Chinatown” does not fit into this premise. It’s a bouncy melody played with an acoustic guitar where Liam talks about taking you through the streets of Chinatown.

“You Better Run” and “Paper Crown” were the best of a bad bunch. “I’ve All I Need” that ends the album suggests that this could be an egotistical song judging by the title, but it is not. It is a song of gratitude to his fans and, I imagine, his family and friends. It’s a tranquil and sincere ending to a record that was supposed to be a “Rock out with your chin out” album. I did like the final track, but it doesn’t remind me of the attitude of Liam. He did write some acoustic songs with Oasis, even though he declared acoustic songs as “shite” or something along those lines. He even loathed doing intimate acoustic gigs for Oasis.

Overall: I was very disappointed with the debut record by Liam. Especially after hearing, “It’s a rock out with your chin out record”. I had high expectations after watching Liam’s warm-up gigs. Still, after the first single, “Wall of Glass”, I felt we might be heading into the “mediocre” direction which we have, unfortunately. For me, Liam has not been vocally strong since 2003. Anytime after, I have found his delivery; although the raw emotion is still there, the voice is shot to pieces, and he sounds nasally and croaky. Almost like he has lost his voice from shouting too much; of course, the parka monkeys would argue the toss with me, but there’s no denying his voice is past its best. Liam has also been very naïve with this record and let the producers interfere too much with the sound. I find that quite odd when you consider him a guy who won’t be bullied or told what to do. Was he being naïve in the studio, or is it simply the fact he has never been in this position to take charge of what direction he wanted? It could be both, but there has certainly been meddling, and I can’t see that Liam wanted the record to sound like this entirely. He will learn his lesson next time to ensure none of this meddling. He has employed an army of songwriters to aid him because he hasn’t written anything good since “I’m Outta Time” for Oasis in 2008. It’s quite sad that his voice sounds great on this record, but you can make the worst singer in the world sound like an angel with the technology available on the mixing desks and software. Unfortunately, you cannot dress up vocals to that degree live, and Liam’s vocals have been absent since 2003. I wish him well, and he will have several fans as he did with Oasis and Beady Eye, regardless of how they view his vocal performance live. 5/10