Album Review

Week Thirty-One: Taylor Swift- Folklore

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the 1:

The opening track is about a perfect scenario if someone from her past relationships survived the course and lived happily ever after, rather than the usual song about her pain of breaking up with someone, which most of Taylor’s songs have been the subject of. Once again, Taylor doesn’t hold back on her language; from that, you can tell that what’s in store for the rest of the record is pure honesty.

Cardigan:

This track was released as the album teaser, and the obligatory video was subsequently released on the same day as this album. This song is about Taylor about being done wrong in a past relationship by being cheated on. I say that because it is done from a first-person perspective, and I imagine that Taylor is talking about it and how she has learned from it and can now sense the signs to get out before getting extremely hurt. The vocals reflect the maturity of the topic, and she is not being overly aggressive or even shouting her vocals. When talking about such a subject, that shows great restraint.

the Last Great American Dynasty:

Wow, this is a highly controversial subject to touch on. Living in England, I cannot say how much this would piss off the American folk because it is just a touchy subject for me, but it wouldn’t rattle anyone in England and Europe when she is digging up the past. For Americans, this is very controversial. The subject of the song is the Rebekah and Bill Harkness scandal. Rebekah is a middle-class mid-western, and Bill is the heir to the Standard Oil fortune. Why is it controversial? Because their marriage caused an uproar 70-odd years ago. Another reason why Taylor wrote this is because she happens to live in their mansion in Rhode Island. This is her finest songwriting to date. It combines the story of the scandal, yet she manages to draw comparisons to her own life.

Exile:

The album’s first feature is a duet with Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon, where they both have various views on a breakup. The vocals fall in synchronisation with the piano.

My Tears Ricochet:

If you thought “the Last Great American Dynasty” was controversial, this is more controversial. Taylor doesn’t hold back as she takes a swing at the fucking idiots who somehow managed to stop her from regaining the rights to her masters for her first six albums (I believe one of the arseholes involved is Scooter Braun, as I saw it unfold on social media at the time?). It is a pretty sad song as Taylor is in her coffin, and I imagine Scooter turns up at her wake. This appears to be a metaphor that your enemies will destroy you and still dare to attend your funeral/wake to mock you even after death. I commend her for shining a light on the subject of how you can get fucked over in the industry and lose the rights to what is rightfully yours.

Mirrorball:

One of Taylor’s favourite subjects to touch on is her love and hate-affair with the fame she has amassed through her talent and the attention, whether wanted or unwanted, that unfortunately comes with the music and songwriting. However, this is the first time that she has spoken so candidly about that affair. She talks about how she wants to please people and adapt to their wants and needs from her.

Seven:

How ironic that the seventh track should be aptly titled “Seven”? The subject of this Folkstyle song is about a friend trying to protect her best friend who is deeply traumatised desperately. The lyrics suggest that the best friend lives in an unhappy home where her father constantly shouts at her. The friend trying to help her mentions playing pirates at her house to escape the brutal reality of her home life.

August:

As we approach the halfway stage of the album, we hear part two of where “Cardigan” left off. This time, from the perspective of the “mistress”, over a faster melody and vocals full of optimism.

This is Me Trying:

This is Taylor baring her soul by revealing how she is only human with her mistakes, doubts, trust issues, and failures.

Illicit Affairs:

It is nice to see a song on this record wrapped around a guitar with its witty lyrics and emotional feelings.

Invisible String:

Taylor is known for writing songs about her exes, but this track shows her devotion to her boyfriend, Joe. It is quite biographical and mentions how fate played a part in bringing them together.

Mad Woman:

The fable to this song is about a widow who was made an outcast in her town and took revenge on it, but there is a deeper, more personal meaning by Taylor here. Taylor is charming here by not going directly to the issue she addresses. This song is hidden within a metaphor, but through the raw emotion in her vocals, you know that she is extremely pissed off with what the real issue is at hand here. This track seems aimed at all the misogynists who have made her life hell.

Epiphany:

This track is split into three subjects. Verse one is about her granddad’s post-traumatic stress disorder he suffered while serving in the US Army in World War II. Verse two is about those in the medical profession currently dealing with the pandemic, which has made their jobs both a risk and a living hell, and the chorus fuses both of these subjects and portrays her granddad and the medical professionals as American heroes. My only issue with this powerful song is it might lose its meaning with the production, which was Taylor opting for a Hymn.

Betty:

This track is done from the perspective of a male named James, where he takes a feminist view and says the man brought it all upon himself for cheating even though he is now feeling guilty and heartbroken that the woman in the subject of the song has moved on and found someone better. What’s more refreshing about this is that James takes the feminist view rather than confiding in another male.

Peace:

This song is dedicated to Joe, but Taylor asks if she will ever be enough for anyone when you consider her lifestyle and all the attention that comes with it. The sincerity in her vocals shows she is extremely passionate about the topic.

Hoax:

Seeing an album end on such a dark and sour song is very unusual. This track explores the impact of a toxic relationship but with reflection rather than anger. It’s a beautifully emotional song.

Song recommendations: “My Tears Ricochet”, “the Last Great American Dynasty”, “Hoax”.

9/10

Week Thirty: Ellie Goulding- Brightest Blue

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This is more like it. After last week’s piss-poor album on the top spot, we have an album that deserves to be there for its lyrical content, production, and delivery. I remember when I first heard Ellie (I’m pretty sure we all can.), it was the song that started it all for her back in 2010, “Starry Eyed”. Although it is not one of her best or even one of her favourites, in her own opinion, it was still a strong song, and the dubstep break was pure genius, considering how popular the genre was becoming around that time. I can’t say I know much about her debut 2009 single, “Under the Sheets”, which only charted at no.53, but no one will forget “Starry Eyed”, even though it only charted at no.4 and therefore isn’t her highest position of that year, let alone her career. It was everywhere. You walked into a shop, you heard it. You switched on the radio, you heard it. You went to a fast-food restaurant, heard it, switched on the music channels, and heard it. From all that promotion, it saw her debut album “Lights” hit the top spot in her homeland and chart at no.6 in Ireland. A year after being signed, all the hard work paid off in only the beginning of what has been an eleven-year career. She has since had success with the singles “Burn”, “Love Me Like You Do”, and “River”(“River” being a Joni Mitchell cover.) scoring top spots. And every album save for “Delirium”, which was her last, has reached the acme. Bizarrely, it has been half a decade since Ellie last released an album, and it appears that “Brightest Blue” was worth the wait.

This record has been recorded over three years, with the majority done in 2017. I heard a snippet of one of the tracks on the lockdown edition of Later…with Jools Holland. Now, it was difficult to gauge any opinion from it as, as I have mentioned, it was only a brief clip of the music video for “Power”, which subsequently was released a month after the show aired. From the snippet and Ellie’s discussion with Jools about “Brightest Blue”, it sounded promising. I will go into details of how that did indeed turn out to be the case.

The album starts strong and explosive in terms of the production and language with a track aptly named “Start”. The song features a crowd cheering, then Ellie starts to play the piano and what sounds like a slow jam with serpentwithfeet singing through a vocal tube. I don’t know what they are called, but the late Roger Troutman and Jodeci were big fans of utilising the device. Okay, so maybe I exaggerated a bit on the “explosive” part, but the production is, all the same, outstanding. I was leaning towards the language used by Ellie rather than the production. It doesn’t fit in with the slow jam, but it is refreshing to see Ellie pour out her feelings and go with them in a way she seldom sees in terms of swearing in a song.

“Tides” caught my attention much later in the record, and it sounds like a song produced by Jamie XX or, indeed, a song for the XX. I wasn’t too keen on the features as, once again, the artists resorted to using that dreaded autotune. It spoiled some potentially impressive tracks on the second disc, which only renders “Overture” and “Sixteen” worthy of listening.

“Wine Drunk” is a very short track, but you can tell that Bon Iver has inspired Ellie as she used the same vocal effects that Justin Vernon uses. The title track that ends the first disc is a powerful song, and when you look at the lyrical content, it is very poetic. Here is an example of what I mean:

“Even in the calmest seas, now it’s all I wanna be, a semi-precious mystery, yeah I love me more than you, doesn’t mean I can’t be true.”

I love lyrics like that. You could use it for rap as well as for just poetry. Ellie has done a great job on this record, and both discs end strongly with “Brightest Blue” and “Sixteen”.

Ellie is cementing her place in music history, and you can understand why she is still relevant with unique vocals, catchy choruses, lyrics that strike a chord, and her desire to mix up her songs. This is one of her best albums to date. “Brightest Blue” captures your imagination from the very first listen.

Recommendations: “Start”, “Ode to Myself”, “Woman”

8/10

Week Twenty-Nine: Juice WLRD- Legends Never Die

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Although Juice WRLD lost his life tragically after taking copious amounts of narcotics while on board a plane last December, I will not sugarcoat what I thought of this posthumous release. The Streets should have been at no.1, as it is the better album. It is also very insulting that this poor effort knocked Paul Weller off the top spot. It is abysmal, and to be honest with you, that dreaded autotune was used excessively in EVERY track (Save for “Introduction”.) that I ended up listening to barely half of a song throughout. It’s just unnecessary to utilise this shit piece of software. If you can’t sing, then don’t even attempt to. The only track I did pay attention to was the introduction, where the late rapper talks about his life. That was very interesting, and no fucking diabolical autotune used. It’s 21 tracks of poor, poor production. The only track I would recommend is “Introduction”, but apart from that, it is cringeworthy, and I think, wherever Juice WRLD is, even he would be embarrassed with the outcome of his first album after death. I can’t even give it a rating. It is as bad as Justin Bieber’s effort. As I said, the Streets should have been at the top; it has better beats and more great lyrical content. I feel sorry for Mike and the rest of the members. 

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Week Twenty-Eight: Paul Weller- On Sunset

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It is absolutely amazing that the older the Modfather gets, the better his music gets. Before 2005, he had a mini-slump as we entered the 21st century, but not as bad as being almost the forgotten man for a bit in the 1990s. He did jack it all in after 1989 when going through turbulent times since the Style Council split. In 1991, he went back out on the road playing small venues, to begin with, as a solo artist, but it sounded more like a band called the Paul Weller Movement. He then released his self-titled debut album in 1992 and once again was being talked about for the great songwriter that he is. Still, it was his second album “Wild Wood” that really got him back in the limelight, not to mention the praises of a young, fresh-faced songwriter called Noel Gallagher (Who is still his neighbour at present in Little Venice despite Noel trying to sell his London home.) who happened to be in a band called Oasis who were leading the movement back in 1994, which got Paul new fans and at present, the momentum from that year is still carrying Weller through. Yes, he had three disappointing albums to begin the 21st century by his standards, but since “As is Now”, Paul has had the fire in his belly to prove he’s still one of the greatest songwriters in the world.

He has also had a philosophy of not looking back since 2005 and has dared to experiment on every album thereafter. “On Sunset” is no exception. Instead of sticking to the sound he once mastered, he has added vim and zest with his experimental endeavours. They usually say, “If ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” However, in music, you need to change with the times and push yourself to try new ideas rather than stagnate. This is why most songwriters disappear from the radar because they are too comfortable. Weller is willing to try new and exciting things to let everyone know he is still working and stamp his authority all over the industry.

Weller has changed up the tempo for this record; as we all remember, “True Meanings,” his last album from two years ago, was very reflective and simplistic. However, “On Sunset” is a departure from its predecessor and challenged him, but from what I heard, it’ll bear fruit for the Modfather in the long run.

The record begins with “Mirror Ball”, which I would describe as a three-in-one track because of the number of genres included. It goes from psychedelic, experimental, sub-bass and then, as the seven minutes approach, back to how it began. I could see the likes of the Chemical Brothers, Toydrum or Amorphous Androgynous remixing this, but Weller is more than confident of having a go himself as he gets bolder these days.

Most of the album, which was recorded at Black Barn Studios in Surrey, has a very summer feel to it when it was probably recorded during the cold winter of this year and last year. The whole element of funk and bass adds to that summer effect. However, towards the end of the record, we have tracks like “Equanimity” that sound more like he did back in 2000 compared to what he has been doing for the last fifteen years of being very experimental in the studio.

The title track is sound, but I don’t know if the final mix was supposed to have the effect of the Modfather’s vocals being overpowered by the strings to accompany them. It seems odd that Weller’s vocals are very feint.”Bapiste” reminds me of his track “Wild Wood” from the early 1990s when he dared to go solo, and it feels like a song dedicated to his passion.

The production is a bit much, but the lyrical content more than makes up for it. I’ve heard some bullshit in recent years that the Modfather is no longer a force with his songwriting, but after nearly 50 years in the industry, I disagree. He has always retained his ability to write songs; even those first three albums of the 21st century still had gems on them, although fewer. I loved “Rockets” as Weller once again gets political and takes a swipe at the sorry state of current affairs. He was also clearly inspired by the late David Bowie, as it sounded a bit like Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust era.

“More” indicates what Weller plans to do from here on in. “There’s always something else in store, keeps me running down that road.” if that isn’t a clear indication, then I don’t know what is. Weller is not planning to retire any time soon and is still hungry for more accolades among the many others he has received over the decades. 

Once again, the Modfather has stamped his authority all over the industry and is not paying attention to those who think he should be in the garden of his Little Venice mansion, having a cigarette with a pint and reflecting on all the milestones he has reached. I look forward to another experimental album to follow this.

9/10

Song recommendations: “Rockets”, “Mirror Ball”, “More”

Week Twenty-Seven: HAIM- Women in Music pt III

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Do you remember that song that sounded like it was from the 1980s, yet also the future? Well, that’s when I first discovered the trio of sisters. The song “Don’t Save Me” was played in every shop I happened to walk in. From there, I found out the artist’s name (Or, in this case, a band.) and started listening from then on. Anyway, this album doesn’t hold back, as is indicated from the outset. “Los Angeles” begins with a jazz/reggae/Cuban sound. “3AM” starts and ends with a phone conversation between a man and a woman over with RnB song straight out of the 1990s (You know? When RnB wasn’t shit?), “the Steps” is a country track with a bassline that is akin to Joy Division, New Order, the Cure and Monaco. “I Know Alone” shocked me because I could see myself including this in my garage DJ sets as it is very much like garage, “Up from a Dream” has a Goldfrapp sound, “Hallelujah” is your typical country song and “Summer Girl” samples the late Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side”.

The record, to me, has been given artistic freedom; it is an array of genres that the sisters are keen listeners to. It is also a middle finger to the music industry itself, which seldom gives artists freedom when recording songs and albums. They constantly push the artists to create music for the charts and follow a trend, so seeing the Haim sisters being allowed to a record that suits them is refreshing.

They also attack a particular music magazine journalist who interviewed them about their gender rather than their music’s brilliance and obvious talent. I’d listen to that track; it’s called “Man from the Magazine”.

Songs recommendations: “I Know Alone”, “3AM”, “Man from the Magazine”

9/10

Week Twenty-Six: Bob Dylan- Rough and Rowdy Ways

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Well, it is only fitting that I do an entire track-by-track review of Bob’s latest and 39th album:

I Contain Multitudes:

As you will discover as the record progresses, most of the songs are over five minutes long. The opening track was released as a teaser for the album, which happens with most soon-to-be-released albums. As I said, most of the songs are long, and this was no exception, but keep your attention focused and listen to what is contained in this spoken word track. It may start differently than a typical Dylan album, but it is still worth listening to. It felt like I was listening to the start of the record as dawn broke, and I thought it sounded familiar to the late John Prine’s “All the Best”. Bizarrely, Bob even sounds a bit like John on this one. What will surprise you is that the song pretty much doesn’t reflect the usual Dylan material, but the lyrics inform you that it is indeed the genius of Bob at work.

False Prophet:

Yet another one that Bob used to tease the album release. From the sombre mood of the opener to the more lively following track laced with Bob’s dark humour.

My Own Version of You:

Now, this might go down poorly with the hardcore element of his fan base. Remember what happened when he ditched the acoustic guitar to play more electric originally? He alienated a fan base by doing so but didn’t give a fuck and did what he wanted to do. Of course, he still played a balanced set after all the furore over it, and again we see Bob doing what the fuck he wants to. Why? Because this sounds more like Bob rapping than actually singing or spoken word. I love his wordplay and his delivery on this track. I also like rap, so this track doesn’t make me get all angry at Bob’s attempt to do something creative. Anyway, that’s who he is. He is an innovative artist who gives himself no boundaries in the expressive arts kingdom. His hardcore fans should give it a listen and a chance.

I’ve Made up My Mind to Give Myself to You:

A rare glimpse at the moment with Bob’s songwriting as he focuses on the subject of love. It also reminded me of “Is Your Love in Vain” and the track he wrote for the Home Box Office serial crime drama rated one of the best in the world, the Sopranos. Bob usually struggles to convey his messages with sincerity regarding love songs, but he delivers this song with absolute conviction.

Black Rider:

Well, you will have noticed that most of the album is more spoken word, and this song is no exception. Indeed, if you thought the tracks were delivered in the same vein as the late Leonard Cohen, you will hear something very familiar in the form of Leonard’s “You Want it Darker”. Although about mortality, the topic hits the nail right on the head with how it is portrayed. Nick Cave or John Cooper Clarke, fuck it, even Dave could turn this into a cover that justifies Bob’s work later down the line. Of course, their version won’t beat his, but they could do it at some event in his honour in a couple of years. I mean, like a recognition event for his work. Many of which he has already had.

Goodbye Jimmy Reed:

Now, we are on common ground with Bob’s material. So far, the album has been unique and captured our attention. Not to say anything is wrong with Bob bringing familiarity to the record, but this is a safe option with all that has happened so far.

Mother of Muses:

It feels more like a Christmas song, and who knows, maybe this will be released just in time for this year’s yuletide? There’s also a change in vocal direction as Bob sings on this one, and I describe the delivery as melancholic yet beautiful.

Crossing the Rubicon:

It’s a blues song that captivates you with its slow arrangement. That is the track in an absolute nutshell.

Key West (Philosopher Pirate):

This is one of his very best, alongside all his work, and I am not exaggerating. Definitely the best off the record, but it goes much further than that. This is Bob at his finest. He still has it in him to write timeless classics, even at this late juncture of his career. It is a better version of all his tracks that do not get the recognition they deserve. His vocal delivery and melody are one. Even if this album hasn’t been to your liking so far (Trust me, it’ll grow on you in time.), you have to give this track a listen. Bob has written a classic that will be spoken about long after the current people occupying the planet are dead and gone.

Murder Most Foul:

What’s impressive about the final track is he had the fucking balls to release it as a single! It is only FIVE seconds short of SEVENTEEN minutes! Incredible! It is also his longest-ever song, the first single off the album. The sleeve has a picture of the late John Fitzgerald Kennedy; indeed, that topic is the assassination of the 35th president of the United States. The song itself was an accidental release. It appears as it was uploaded onto Bob’s YouTube account. Imagine Bob has ended an album with two masterpieces that look like they are going down as his timeless classics. No need to imagine anymore because he has finally done it on this Leonard Cohen-esque record. Bob said he did this album for him and him only, but stick with it and keep listening, and I guarantee even the hardcore fans will get it. It’s a shame he was up against Neil Young for the top spot, but Bob thoroughly deserves to sit atop the rest of the competition again.

Song Recommendations: “Key West (Philosopher Pirate)”, “Murder Most Foul”, “My Own Version of You”

9/10

Week Twenty-Five: Liam Gallagher- MTV Unplugged

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I remember back in 1994, Oasis did a handful of intimate acoustic gigs to help promote their debut album “Definitely Maybe” at various commercial record stores like His Master’s Voice and Virgin Megastore. I also remember Liam saying he loathed doing acoustic songs, let alone gigs, back then. Let’s consider the infamous 1996 MTV Unplugged at the Festival Hall, where Noel had to take over vocal duties after Liam bullshitted about having a sore throat. Why do I say bullshitted? Because he was up on the balcony drinking and heckling his middle brother at every opportunity. He should have just said he didn’t feel like doing it and let Noel and the others do it without him, which they had to do, anyway. It showed great disrespect to the unplugged series by MTV who have had the likes of George Michael, Nirvana and Alice in Chains to name a few. It’s also more surprising that Liam didn’t do it after doing “120 Minutes” two years before for MTV.

Anyway, the venue chosen for his undeserved second chance with Unplugged came after his middle brother branded Hull “A fucking shithole.” in all fairness, I have heard other musicians call it and one who is even from there. He vowed to play in Hull and even thought the people and city were great.

Many have called this a “Great performance”, but as I have stated many times, Liam might be a nice person in the main (Unless you happen to be Noel, Paul and Johnny.), but his voice has been found wanting since 2004. When I hear the ultra parka monkeys who won’t hear anything wrong said about Liam, I simply cannot believe what the fucking idiots are saying. They sent me links to this gig at the time to songs such as “Sad Song” and suggested I pass comments on his vocals, and, unfortunately for them, I did, and they were not what they wanted to hear. It sounded like a fucking cat walking over a vinyl playing on the turntable. It makes me cringe having to listen to him these days. I feel embarrassed and saddened by what his voice once was.

I am not a fan of his solo material written by several songwriters, and I have to laugh at most of his songs being acoustic after what he said in the past. Again, we have a setlist top-heavy with Oasis songs. I wish he would let it go and enjoy his success. Oasis is the past and should stay there. Many would say, “You wouldn’t go and see Liam or Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds if they didn’t play Oasis songs”. 

That’s a load of fucking bollocks. I will quite happily go to their gigs to hear their material. They both have enough to consign Oasis to television and YouTube archived footage. Liam can’t seem to let go and keeps pushing for a reformation only the ultra parka monkeys or the Supersonic 2016 generation want to see. It’s not the fault of Oasis that you missed the window. I wanted to see the Jimi Hendrix Experience, but you know? It’s just unlucky, and you must learn to accept that.

5/10

Week Twenty-Three: Lady Gaga- Chromatica

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Now, I haven’t been that keen on Lady Gaga ever since “Poker Face”, “Bad Romance”, “Born This Way”, and “Alejandro”, which are considered the best of her songs. Oh, and that one featured in that “A Star is Born” film. I changed my mind about the 21st-century Madonna after hearing her duet with the great Tony Bennett. After hearing that, it showed me that she was more than just a generic yet eccentric pop star. She did shine for me on those recordings and gained some of my respect. 

Indeed, she is versatile in her fashion and music and has probably outperformed her predecessor, Madonna, in the art of shock. Remember that Gaga has been inside an egg down the red carpet and worn a dress made entirely of beef. She has done jazz, as I mentioned, with the great Tony Bennett, which, for me, was the turning point in bringing her music to those who can’t stand generic pop and appealing to a much more mature audience. She made a country-themed album which is entirely about her auntie, who died before she was born, and then she branched out into film, where she did the soundtrack and was the lead role in 2018’s “A Star is Born”. Some may compare her to being similar to the late David Bowie, but although I agree, I still stand by my stance of her being a Madonna for the new millennium.

Some critics have said that “Chromatica” is her return to form and is more in line with her pop music, but I will have to disagree with them as I found the record was laced with 1990s house. While making notes for her sixth album, this is what I discovered:

Three short songs make up “Chromatica”, just stringed instrumentals resembling something you hear at the Albert Hall in London during the Proms, so basically classical, but certainly ideal for the big screen and the big classical music halls. Some have described ” Alice ” as disco, but I wholly disagree. This ode to Alice in Wonderland is very much house from the 1990s. One critic described it as her take on garage, which left me entirely surprised.

“Stupid Love” is your typical Lady Gaga song and sounds like “Born This Way.” “Rain on Me”, which features former teenage actress Ariana Grande, sounds like the sort of track that Mylo or Diplo would produce. “Free Woman” sent me right back to those 1990 raves (Although for me, it was more raving at School discos, parties and youth clubs.) with its substantial house bound production. “Plastic Doll” seems to be a warning to any male who wants to mess her about and treat her like shit, “Sour Candy” features Blackpink, which is aptly named and yet another track inspired by house.

“Enigma” is house with its classic piano riff and very soulful vocals and is perfect for when the clubs eventually open their doors again, “Replay” uses a sample from a Calvin Harris hit of which I can’t remember the name (It goes, “ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh” if that helps?) “1000 Doves” is yet another track that takes inspiration from the 1990s club scene with a piano wrapped around dance beats and electronic drums. You may wonder why I haven’t included the song with Elton John. The reason for that is that, disappointingly, Elton opts for autotune rather than using his natural vocal ability. The final song I will touch on, which closes the album, is the Madonna-esque “Babylon”, which, to me, is the 21st-century version of “Vogue”, with Lady Gaga even using spoken word like Madonna did on her 1990s hit. It even has that classic piano riff from “Vogue.” the only thing that doesn’t feature is the strings, but unlike Madonna’s song, Gaga’s has a beautiful saxophone solo.

Recommendations: “Alice”, “Free Woman”, “Sour Candy”, “Enigma”, “1000 Doves”, “Babylon”.

9/10

Week Twenty-Two: the 1975- Notes on a Conditional Form

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I remember hearing about this band in 2013 and giving them a chance, but I didn’t think they lived up to the hyperbole they were getting. I couldn’t stand their song on FIFA 14 either and removed it from my playlist. And would they have got on if it wasn’t for their leader Matt Healy being born with the mother-of-pearl spoon in his mouth? It certainly helps when your parents are well-known British actors. It also helps they came along when the rock side of music was not really doing a lot.

The opening track, named after the band, features a piano with a speech given by Greta Thunberg at one of her many climate change rallies. I might not believe in everything she says, but I admire her passion. Climate change is just a case of nature taking its course, but it certainly doesn’t help when you’ve got fucking idiots drilling huge holes in the ice for research. If I were the scientists, I’d suggest they leave the drilling well alone. Of course, that will agitate the ice and cause it to break up.

The next track I will mention is “People” It has shite elementary lyrics, but the drum beat reminded me very much of Blur’s “Song 2” and a very unusual assault for the band into the punk genre. I never had them down as a punk band or even attempting to do punk. “the End” is just one of those fucking pointless throwaways that are known as interludes. This one is just a short-stringed instrumental. That then leads us into “Frail State of Mind”, which, in my opinion, is a failed attempt to appeal to the fans of the garage genre. It didn’t work, lads. It’s not your forte.

“Streaming” is just another stringed instrumental interlude. “Yeah I Know” is yet another failed attempt at appealing to the club scene with its garage element. Seriously, lads, leave well alone.

“Then Because She Goes” is trying to emulate the indie scene of the 1990s, with this track sounding like the Wannadies smash hit “You and Me Song”. “Shiny Collarbone” is trying once again to break into the club scene with this house instrumental with a ragga sample chucked in. “If You’re too Shy (Let Me Know)” is very 1980s.

The final two tracks I am going to mention are “Playing on My Mind”, which sees the band take time out to reflect and bring the tone down of the music by going acoustic and “Having No Head”, which is dance music that is ideal for a child’s disco.

I was thoroughly bored listening to this double-disc record; most of the time, the album didn’t hold my attention, and I wondered what my review would look like and if it would be even long enough. I cannot stand the band; I don’t understand the hyperbole surrounding them, and this album hasn’t changed my view.

Many of the fucking idiots who follow them will be like, “You’re just trying to be ‘edgy’ and ‘cool’ by saying you don’t like them”, but it IS actually true. I cannot stand them. My dislike of their music is genuine. Others might be like little sheep and follow, but I have my own mind, which tells me I do not like their music.

4/10

Week Nineteen: Drake- Dark Lane Demo Tapes

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Well, where to start? Like Justin Bieber’s review, I will not say much about this piss-poor effort by the world’s most overrated rapper. The only thing I like about Drake is he is an avid follower of the Toronto Raptors. (I’m surprised they won the NBA playoffs when he showed up because he seems to jinx teams and players across all sports when he is in the vicinity.) and Toronto Blue Jays. He has the potential to be a good rapper if he would just fucking stop pissing about with that shit autotune that fucking ruins every tune made (I am starting to get turned off of Reggae, Ragga and Bashment because the majority of artists think it is “great” to use. It fucking sounds awful. I’m glad I grew up in eras where this useless piece of software did not ruin the songs. Well, plug-in, to be exact.) I do not care less what the sales of his records say; he is vastly overrated and can’t even touch the rappers I listen to. I prefer real rap like N.W.A, Public Enemy, Ruff Ryderz, Tha Dogg Pound, Thug Life, Outlawz Immortalz, Ice Cube, Professor Griff, DMX, Kurupt, Big Syke, 2Pac, Nas, Eminem and Black Thought to name some outstanding rappers. What they speak/spoke about was the real shit they saw out on the streets and experienced. Not materialistic things (To an extent, they did, but not too much.) like most of these fake rappers do now.

Everyone was taken aback by this release of demos and other odds and sods when Drake said he planned to release an album later in the year rather than this compilation. I had hoped after the first track that he wouldn’t use that god-awful fucking autotune, but alas, he did, and I ended up skipping track after track because I would rather swim in mud than listen to an album packed with autotune songs. I’m pleased he focused more on what he is good at than singing. The collaborators are a better choice, too.

Although it is fucking an awful compilation, I did like “Chicago Freestyle” for its hook sung by Giveon, who is a new and up-and-coming vocalist (Shame, he used autotune, though.), which shows once again that Drake can still spot talent. The biggest surprise, and the one that’ll leave his fans open-mouthed and disappointed, is the collaboration on “Not You Too” with Chris Brown, who went from a rising RnB star to a villain in an instant when the news broke that he beat Rihanna up when they were dating. There are several blurred lines to the story, but most believe that Chris did it and has no case for innocence. It shows complete disrespect by Drake to the lady he has collaborated with and had a relationship with, and the subject matter of the song doesn’t help as it’s about him being betrayed in a relationship by a woman, which not only shows his ego, but the fact he has Chris Brown on it seems like, this song was really made for Chris to get across his side of the story via a song. 

It could also be that Drake is pissed off with her that it didn’t work out, but either way, it is very coarse and in poor taste. Pretty much like the mixtape, which is musically uninspired, poor guest selection and just shit. I will give “Dark Lane Demo Tapes” a rating of two, but even that’s being generous.

2/10