Week 43: Kylie- TENSION II

I cannot, for my life, figure out how people are saying this; it sounds totally different from its predecessor. What I am hearing is more of the same. However, “Tension II” is more enhanced with lyrical content. As you know, Kylie has a knack for writing catchy choruses, executed perfectly in ‘Taboo’. ‘Lights Camera Action’ has a touch of Madonna about it. ‘Diamonds’ features the co-leader of the Scissor Sisters, Jake Shears, and it has that kind of pop music you would associate with Jake.

Returning to an earlier comment, if you disagree with me that the record is not a continuation of the previous album, I will say that there are more songs on this that will hit the charts and become crowd favourites. It also sums up Kylie’s ability to make great pop. You will hear that over the first 11 tracks and then encounter two tracks that appear for god knows what reason. They do not fit with the flow of it. One track with Orville Peck is country/disco/pop but at a plodding tempo, and the other track features fellow Australian Sia, which, to be honest, isn’t that good.

‘Hello’ is also another track that doesn’t have much going on. ‘Good as Gone’ is a good song, but unfortunately, it has quite surprisingly a weak chorus. Despite what some critics have said, the production overall doesn’t alter that much from its predecessor. I am not knocking it, far from it. I enjoyed “Tension” for its disco vibe, and therefore, I enjoyed its successor. ‘Kiss Bang Bang’ sounds exactly like ‘Padam Padam’, but I seemed to enjoy ‘Kiss Bang Bang’ much more.

Song recommendations: ‘Kiss Bang Bang’, ‘Lights Camera Action’, ‘Diamonds’

7/10

Week 38: Kylie- TENSION

What is this? Like my third review of a Kylie album? I’ve lost track. My most recent review of hers was ‘Disco’, which came out amid one of the lockdowns, and the music within made you yearn to return to the dance floor, be it at clubs, wedding receptions, bars or parties. I also enjoyed listening to it and found it the perfect tonic to escape the drab reality we were all subjected to. However, it could have gone better with the younger generation, which could mean that with streaming services widely available, they can steer clear of radio and television music channels and avoid going to shops to listen. Therefore, they can choose who they want to listen to and become trapped in that mindset. I grew up on everything mentioned in the previous sentence, so my taste has become eclectic. Listening to the radio and watching Later…with Jools Holland gave me an open mind to music. I don’t believe that on these streaming services, the algorithm would recommend Kylie Minogue to a youngster listening to BTS, so therefore, you can see why Kylie hasn’t been as popular with the younger generation (yet.)

I first heard ‘Padam Padam’ on the Graham Norton Show (I think.), which was four months ago when the track was released, and it is still as popular now as it was then. The younger generation will certainly know this one, as the staff of Hobbycraft did a dance for it on TikTok. What is refreshing about the track is that it is uplifting, fun and humourous.

The record is reminiscent of the Europop/Eurodance you would hear on Euro Trash. It may be cheesy, but it is fucking fun and uplifting. We all need to lighten up once in a while. The title track flirts with Kylie going for the Daft Punk approach of using robotic vocals; the saxophone swoons on ‘You Still Get Me High’ and ‘Vegas High’, which have that Europop sound. ‘Hands’ reminded me of Madonna’s ‘Vogue’—especially the rapping verses. 

There is no way in hell that  “Tension” is nothing more than to promote her upcoming Las Vegas residence shows; I am not having it. It is far too professional just to be regarded as a throwaway. It is Kylie at her best, touching on all sorts of emotions, and it deserves its number-one placing. I do not believe “Tension” got there by sales alone; I reckon that the younger generation heard ‘Padam Padam’, streamed her, and fell in love with the music. The TikTok video would have also drawn their attention. I also love the cover art. Nice and vibrant

Song recommendations: ‘Hands’. ‘Vegas High’, ‘Padam Padam’

8/10