I fucking loved Olivia’s debut, “Sour”(Or is it “SOUR”?). She is different from your usual music star in the charts. She has plenty of fucking attitude and is unapologetic about it. Her debut was outstanding, and that punk spirit and it was definitely refreshing to see the singles chart shaken up by this angry lady.
She certainly isn’t your usual Disney Kidz star. She doesn’t give a fuck what you think about her. She swears profusely, has a punk spirit, and loves to rock out. “GUTS”, the follow-up to “SOUR”, makes that album look tame. Olivia cranked the amps up to 10, and her attitude and opinions. Like every record, there is a lull and softer moments, but she does go tonto for most of the album. She isn’t here to please her label boss but to tell you her life with no holds barred. She doesn’t give a fuck about being commercially viable. This record is indie to how a label wants their musicians to be.
Olivia grew up listening to her parent’s music collection, which consisted of grunge and rock, and she has incorporated that into this album, but with subjects of dealing with fame, relationships, and other teenage angst topics. I fucking love the opener ‘All-American Bitch’. You hear an acoustic being plucked at the intro and verses before it fucking explodes in the chorus as well as her vocal volume and attitude. The electric guitars add to that effect. I also loved the solo.
‘Ballad of a Homeschooled Girl’, which resembled ke$ha-like songs. You have softly spoken verses; occasional rapping with big choruses is another highlight. As mentioned, there are quieter, more reflective moments, but do not lack the angst featured on the full-in rock tracks. She even shows insecurity about her appearance on ‘Lacy’, an acoustic track, and confesses about being envious of what others see as “Perfection”. The soaring vocals bring that out. As gloomy as it is, ‘Making the Bed’ reminded me of that dream pop sound that we associate with Katy Perry in the late noughties and early tens. Like ‘All-American Bitch’, ‘Vampires’ starts softly with a piano rather than an acoustic guitar before synths and guitars hit you by surprise.
I was slated for rating “SOUR”, but fuck you. This girl is so versatile in her writing. She writes full-on rock tracks to tender piano ballads, and the vocal delivery convinces you every song means everything to her. Her lyrics, at times, also add an element of sarcasm and comedy.
This record is like a person with schizophrenia. One minute, it is full-on, then tame, and then full-on again, repeating a spontaneous tempo. In musical terms, it’s like having iTunes, iMusic, Tidal, Spotify and Deezer on shuffle. You never know what’s coming. Despite that, every record should have heavy and reflective moments. It shows the songwriter’s versatility as well as showing they are human.
Besides the Reytons, the Lathums, Frank Turner, Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds and Foo Fighters, the album chart lacks records that spark energy into your ears. Olivia has come along and made the album of the year that deserves to be nominated for the Mercury Prize next year. I wonder if this album will be number one next week. The album chart hasn’t had a mainstay this year yet, and the way music is these days, I don’t expect “GUTS” to break that but fuck me. It is a fantastic yet schizophrenic album. Olivia is a different breed to the new age pop star, which is a breath of fresh air. Another fucking monumental record. We need more musicians like this in the singles chart instead of nodding puppets for the label bosses.
Song recommendations: ‘All-American Bitch’, ‘Making the Bed’, ‘Ballad of a Homeschooled Girl’
Yes, I know it is yet another cliché moment. I DID discover Wet Leg while watching Later…with Jools Holland in November last year.
They performed their famous hit ‘Chaise Longue’, which I found extremely funny for its lyrical content, but I also loved its raw, punky sound, and the ladies singing had those typical punk vocals.
The duo hails from the Isle of Wight and consists of Rhian Teasdale and Hester Chambers. Of course, other members feature on the album, but they are regarded as session musicians and touring members.
Going back to ‘Chaise Longue’, it was refreshing to hear a track that wasn’t by some fucking idiot who has no business in music just because their song went viral on TikTok because of some shit dance craze. ‘Chaise Longue’ is known for its bassline and guitar riffs instrumental-wise, but the lyrics are delivered with deadpan by leading vocalist and guitarist Rhian taking quotes from the film Mean Girls. Like I said earlier, I found some of the lyrics quite funny, especially the one about going to school and not learning anything but having sex (Listen to the song. You know what I mean.). The chorus wasn’t that great, with “On the Chaise Longue” repeated throughout, but somehow, it becomes a catchy hook that adds to the track.
I then listened to the band via live performances on YouTube during the earlier part of this year, and I was highly impressed by what I heard. The songs are short, but whereas some might describe them as Indie, they have more of the punk spirit. Funnily enough, I felt like I was listening to Amyl and the Sniffers sans the Australian accents.
I saw a tweet from the duo saying their self-titled debut was about to go to number one, and I was delighted to hear what the album sounded like. Unfortunately, I didn’t have to listen much because I had already heard the songs featured on their promotional tour. However, I checked out the streaming figures on Spotify and was amazed that they had amassed 13 million streams! I could not believe just how widespread this duo was when most of the videos on YouTube were them playing in dinghy bars and pubs. Although they have yet to do any significant events or play at big venues, they have done the Late night chat shows in America and were voted runners-up in the BBC Sounds of 2022 poll. Because of ‘Chaise Longue’, many will say that Wet Leg might not be more than just a fleeting moment. However, I disagree with them. The duo have other songs in their arsenal. Okay, they might be on the same level sonically and lyrically, but it is more than just one hit.
Okay, I may have gone overboard saying they are punk. They are like a soft version of punk. You can’t even say they are pop-punk because they sound nothing like bands like Green Day. They remind me of Lush, who were around in the 90s (If you can’t remember, there are videos of their performance of ‘Lady Killers’ on the short-lived Channel 4 show, the White Room. They have that same element of punk. I wouldn’t call them energetic rebellion as I have done for IDLES or shame. Staying with punk, their producer for the debut happens to be Dan Carey, who has produced for Fontaines DC, no less. You’re always onto a winner when Dan is involved. I recommend it if you have yet to hear Fontaines DC’s first two albums. The only difference between Wet Leg and Lush, I will even throw in Shampoo (Remember ‘Trouble’?) into the mix, is that the lyrical content is more based on 21st-century themes.
For example, ‘Being in Love’ over punky guitars turns to delicate strumming as the song changes the subject mood. So, the music goes from, I imagine, Rhian/Hester or both being infatuated to them suffering from anxiety about the possibility of being hurt. The second example is ‘Too Late Now’, which, funnily enough, closes the album, whereas ‘Being in Love’ started it. This time, however, the girls feel alone and fret about missing out on opportunities. There is even a breakdown in the track where Rhian says, “I’m not sure if this is a song/I don’t even know what I’m saying/I’m not sure if this is the kind of life that I saw myself living” Now, I am not sure if she is talking about that music wasn’t the planned destination of her career, but it is powerful nonetheless.
You then have the psychedelic element on ‘Don’t Wanna Go Out’, like David Bowie’s ‘Hallo Spaceboy’.Although, Rhian talks about being in their late 20s and still living it up. ‘Angelica’ is about a girl at a party who thoroughly hates the idea of being there, and ‘Oh No’ seems to be about an individual trying to control a panic attack.
There are, of course, the punk tracks, which I mentioned earlier (Not the tracks. The element.) ‘Supermarket’ made me laugh because who hasn’t been stoned while shopping in one? Especially when you got the munchies. Then there is ‘Wet Dream’. That one doesn’t need a genius to work out the theme. Songs like these are more sinister than ‘Chaise Longue’, but their wit remains. One line that made me laugh on ‘Loving You’ was “I hope you choke on your girlfriend”.
I also have to big up ‘Ur Mum’ just for the title alone, but the song is hilarious and reminds me of when I was young and using it as a light-hearted insult. That was my favourite, and it has been my favourite since I watched them perform a whole set via YouTube.
I loved their debut. Okay, I didn’t have to listen to much of it because I had heard most of the songs performed live before its release. But it is an enjoyable, witty, sarcastic, punky record. The only qualm for me is that it needed to be longer.
Song recommendations: ‘Ur Mum’, ‘Supermarket’, ‘Loving You’
My introduction to Coldplay was the year of their debut album “Parachutes” at the start of the millennium. It wasn’t ‘Shivers’ I heard either, but instead their classic song ‘Yellow’. While on a break in the common room at sixth form college, I remember hearing it on Radio 1; I think that was the station, and the DJ was Chris Moyles. I loved the idea of someone ready to do all crazy things to prove their love to another. Not to mention the instrumentation itself. Later that day, I went home to do some coursework and download songs through Napster (Remember that?), and of course, ‘Yellow’ was one of the tracks.
“Parachutes” was a tremendous debut album, and everyone thought they would follow in the footsteps of Oasis, but the band had other ideas from the second record onwards. Indeed, Chris Martin said the band was created in the same image as his idols, U2. U2 upset many people when they changed from punk to make music to appeal to a broader audience.
However, unlike U2, Coldplay is the marmite of music. You know where I am going with this, so there is no need to explain further. Some idiots follow like sheep and believe it is “edgy” and “cool” not to like Coldplay, whereas some simply do not like their music because they changed dramatically after “Parachutes”. I do not care what music they make because I enjoy it regardless and respect their creativity. I have been slaughtered for liking the band. So why do they have such a vast fanbase if many hate them? Well, it all boils down to their live shows. There is something magical about seeing them live. Like U2, they can have the audience in their palm at any stadium and are frequent headliners at signature festivals. Regarding live performances, Coldplay is the second most significant band in the world behind U2.
However, when becoming a considerable stage presence, frontman Chris Martin might have lost his edge to write songs in the studio. Their last album was 2019’s “Everyday Life”, which, in the many accolades the band have received, was a massive disappointment as it was their first album in 20 years not to go multi-platinum. It didn’t fare too well in America, neither where the band are top-rated. “Everyday Life” didn’t get close to the sales made by 2015’s “A Head Full of Dreams”, which featured the likes of Beyoncé, Tove Lo, and their good friend Noel Gallagher (I recommend watching the film of the making of the album, and the tour.) I am not sure why the previous record didn’t do well. Maybe people didn’t like the concept of the band experimenting with African and Gospel. That’s what the band are about, though. Experimentation.
The band didn’t run away after the disappointment of “Everyday Life”. Its poor reception has motivated them to return more robust and show people that they are keeping their standards from slipping after 20 years at the top. Coldplay is still played on Radio One during the pop-friendly daytime, unlike most of their counterparts who have been consigned to Radio Two as their music isn’t “hip enough”.
To make their presence known, the lead single ‘Higher Power’, which is a track that is the Weeknd-esque with the electronic 80s theme, was premiered in the Mercedes advert to promote their new electric car after Chris had stated the previous year that Coldplay would not be releasing anything until 2022. It took many by surprise; some said that Chris was a hypocrite for saying such a statement and using it in the advert for Mercedes. It also boomed out in the International Space Station. So from there, only a few expected a new albumby the band, going by Chris’ comments. Even though ‘Higher Power’ was released, many still expected that to be the sole materialreleased until next year.
The collaborators of the previous record were not acquired for “Music of the Spheres”. Coldplay got Max Martin on board toproduce the album and gave him complete control. Max brought in the likes of Selena Gomez and theextremely popular K-pop boyband Bangtan Boys, aka BTS. I also like that London’s Jacob Collier was also acquired.I can imagine the criticism they will get for working with BTS, but Coldplay has always known that the best way to garner new fans and appeal to a broader audience is to remain relevant in the pop charts. Who knows, maybe some BTS fans have been turned onto Coldplay through the collaboration. That is what the band are aiming for. Remember that most music is now streamed via Spotify, so that the streaming hits will propel the band even further.
This is familiar for the band in that they have made tracks like ‘A Sky Full of Stars’ and their 2015 album ‘A Head Full of Dreams’ while featuring guitars was centred around electronica. On“Music of the Spheres”, I noticed that the synths feature prominently and are the loudest instruments. On a side note, some songs do not have names but are represented by emoticons or, as the youngsters call them, “emojis”. You need to go to Wikipedia to have a rough idea of what they are called. For example, the title track is stylised as an emoji of Saturn. Who would know that that planet represented the title track’s name? I know the band has used emojis as the names of songs before, but although it is unique and fun, it could be clearer at the same time to decipher the name. The track featuring BTS shows their dynamic ability and blends into the K-pop scene. Of course, there are also moments of what we know the band to be on tracks like ‘Humankind’ with an element of Van Halen’s ‘Jump’ or Huey Lewis and the News ‘Power of Love’. ‘People of the Pride’ sees the band again flirt with Experimentation as they try to sound like Muse. However, this time, Coldplay appear to be out of place.
What annoyed me about the record is that there are many instrumental tracks that I have classed many times on previous reviews as simply throwaway tracks that shouldn’t feature on albums. The record does drag somewhat, and it is a welcomed relief when the ballads arrive. My favourite, of course, was ‘Human Heart’ or rather just a heart emoji featuring the highly talented multi-instrumentalist/producer Jacob Collier, who always uses his falsetto range. Now, I usually detest that piece of shit known as auto-tune, but it is used correctly to give Chris a Bon Iver effect on his vocals this time. Yes, Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon is the only artist I can think of who uses auto-tune to better his vocals. I can’t believe I am saying this, but ‘Human Heart’ is one of my favourites off the record because it sounds like a Bon Iver track.
The obscurely named ‘Biutyful’ (From what I got from listening, it is pronounced “Beautiful”) sees the band try their hand at K-pop without the help of BTS. It works and has a beautiful melody. One wonders what the song’s original concept would be and why they decided to take a leap of faith in K-pop. The theme of the record is centred around the Universe. Indeed, the subtitle is “Volume 1. From Earth with Love”, which fits in with the humanitarian ways of Chris Martin. Chris is all about saving the planet. The album closes with ‘Coloratura’, which is far removed from most of the sound on the record.
This 10-minute and 17-second track is your typical Coldplay anthem that rings out in the large stadia they perform in. The song includes strings during the instrumental breaks and synths that sometimes stand alone. The record itself is…well, a bit mental. There is no structure evident (If there is, fuck knows where.), and it reminds me of an album called “the River” released by Pink Floyd during the last decade. That record also needed an actual structure in place.
However, I did enjoy “Music of the Spheres”, but it appears the band has rushed this rather than taken their time to make the album more structured. You go from an instrumental into a track, then a ballad, then a track that can’t make up its mind, whether instrumental or vocal. This is where Coldplay have fallen, in my opinion, on this album.
Song recommendations: ‘Human Heart’, ‘Biutyful’, ‘Humankind’
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