Week 6: Shania Twain- Queen of Me

This is a continuation of her 2017 album regarding the subject matter. However, this time, Shania is in a better place and with a new husband. That story is the ultimate in shithousery. As you may well know, Shania’s husband was stolen by her best friend (I imagine she’s an ex-best friend now?); well, Shania returned the favour and is now married to her best friend’s ex-husband. One would call this sweet, sweet revenge. We cannot help who we fall in love with, but sometimes, there is a line, and her friend crossed it first. Anyway, the record is called ‘Queen of Me’, and denied RAYE’s “21st Century Blues” from being number one. I haven’t seen the figures, but it was extremely tight until the last hour of who would get it. Any of those two deserved the top spot. I am delighted all the same for Shania.

Shania stated that the album is about female empowerment. Yes, I agree, as she takes out her ex-husband and best friend throughout, but I am not sure where precisely what she said the record is about coming into it. It is an album about her situation only.

There are a few tracks like ‘Not just a Girl’ where she touches on feminism, but it is all too brief, and the lyrics are somewhat nebulous. Even more, her track ‘Best Friend’ could be more precise. It is difficult to decipher if a said friend, who has stuck by her all these years, is male or female. Shania doesn’t specifically say which.

A jaunty country-pop record is something Taylor Swift would do. That’s what I compared it to when I finished listening to “Queen of Me”. ‘Giddy up!’ opens the record, laying the foundations for the rest of the album. My favourite will come as no surprise, as it happens to be the same as many other writers, and that is ‘Pretty Liar’ I like the passion in her delivery and the explicit chorus to back up her anger towards her ex-husband.

The title track is probably the most unambiguous indication of feminism on the record, as Shania calls out all the pet names we men use for women, and she states that she doesn’t need a king because she is a queen.

It is harsh to say this, but most of the listen is a bit arduous. For instance, you have to go through songs with a lot of filler involved or just repeated lyrics. An example of the latter would be ‘Got it Good’ where she repeats ‘I got it Good’ too many times to keep count. She does plenty of harmonising on other tracks to fill empty space.

I have to say, I was disappointed with “Queen of Me” and feel that her previous record “, Now”, had plenty more going for it both sonically and lyrically. ‘Last Days of Summer’ is my second favourite, and it doesn’t fit in with the rest of the album. It belongs on her previous five albums, but certainly not this. For a start, it has a catchy hook, which Shania is famous for. Something that is pretty much lacking elsewhere on “Queen of Me”. I imagine those who bought/streamed/downloaded Shania’s record are quite disappointed that RAYE didn’t get the top spot. In hindsight, RAYE should have been number one. Her album has more substance and versatility to it. Shania’s sixth record is highly disappointing and, as I mentioned earlier, is devoid of her usual great songwriting.

Song recommendations: ‘Pretty Liar’, ‘Last Days of Summer’, ‘Best Friend’

6/10

Week 1: Michael Bublé- Christmas

You can tell that 2021 is just going to be as fucked up as last year. Why? Because we have already heard what the great soothsayer Nostradamus has said (Zombie apocalypse, asteroids, and famine. If you didn’t know.), and there’s a fucking Christmas-themed album at No.1 on New Year’s Day! I mean, how fucking depressing is that when we have only just finished celebrating Christmas not that long ago! I was thoroughly depressed listening to the album to review, knowing that it’s another 350 odd days until Christmas day again.

As you know, Michael Bublé is a French-Canadian singer who has been around for quite some time now and usually performs quite regularly for the BBC in England, be it on radio or television. I believe he has even performed at Last Night of the Proms. He scored his first No.1 album in 2007 with “Call Me Irresponsible” among several charts in Europe, Australia, The United Kingdom, America, and his native Canada.

“Christmas” was released a decade ago, and funnily enough, it was also no.1 on New Year’s Day in 2012. It is one of the most critically acclaimed Christmas albums of all time. In 2012, it won a Juno Award for the album of 2011. You would have thought that nine years after its initial release, it wouldn’t generate the sales to be number one a decade later. Still, it appears that “Christmas” was bought for household-only gatherings and family members as a present, making this possible.

Michael puts his slant on Mariah Carey’s 1994 hit “All I Want for Christmas is You” and has fun with the jazz band on “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”. “Silent Night” is another standout with its elementary yet melancholic tones, and if you want to smile and laugh, then “Santa Baby” is for you with its male point of view. There’s room for a duet with another Canadian artist, Shania Twain. Their rendition of “White Christmas” is something to behold, and you will get tingles listening to it.

This classic Michael Bublé album will bring him another generation of fans who may not have discovered him yet. This album is uplifting, sometimes melancholic, and full of smiles and laughs. If it was on the build-up to Christmas or it was Christmas, I would undoubtedly be in the mood to enjoy it more. It’s a bit shit hearing an album based around Christmas when it has already been and gone. I tend not to go out of my way to listen to Christmas albums unless I happen to be at a party or writing reviews where the album of the week is about the theme. So, I can’t say if I would classify this as my favourite Christmas album as I don’t listen to them.

However, towards the end of 2020 and the beginning of 2021, I listened to my fair share due to writing reviews and enjoyed them. This is up there with Michael Ball & Alfie Boe’s for me. Why? Because they are both full of humour. It could well be that Bublé’s album inspired Michael and Alfie. Those who love Christmas will find this appropriate for Christmas parties (If we can have them in the new year and beyond.), listening in the car, unwrapping presents, Christmas dinner, or just relaxing by the fire while drinking mulled wine or egg nog. What an album to review to start the new year, eh? So, I will very sarcastically wish you all a Merry Christmas. It’s going to be another fucked up year, so I might as well. Remember, there are only three more lockdowns until Christmas.

Song recommendations: “White Christmas”, “All I Want for Christmas is You”, “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”

8/10

Week Forty: Shania Twain- Now

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Swingin’ with My Eyes Closed: 

We start the record with a typical Shania Twain track that fits into her 1990s sound with a short guitar riff. Still, rather than the guitars playing throughout the song like they would have done back then, they gradually fade before you can hear what sounds like steel drums taking centre stage and taking us somewhere else that we would never expect Shania to take us with. I’ve never listened to a Shania Twain track so far removed from the country as this. It’s like a country and calypso-infused sound.

Home Now: 

Ah, now we are back to the typical Shania Twain sound as her country roots come to the fore with this track that features banjos, fiddles and guitars. A song that you would hear in Nashville bars.

Light of My Life: 

As you can guess from the title, this track is about romance and is sung by Shania in narrating mode rather than a personal experience of hers (Who knows? Maybe it is her own experience.), where she takes on the role of a secret admirer expressing their feelings to a crush who is blissfully unaware. You could say that the song is a bit like the Police’s “Every Breath You Take” as it is rather sinister and unsettling that the secret admirer will reject all other offers in the hope of getting with the crush who has no idea of their existence. The song is wrapped around drum loops and the melancholic chords associated with songs such as this (Or, in the case of this track, just the one in Em.). The chorus, though, sees Shania deliver a fantastic hook that has been absent for twenty years in her songs of late.

Poor Me: 

This song is very personal, and Shania proceeds to tell the story of her divorce that happened almost ten years ago and how her heart took ages to sew back together (Naturally). There are some powerful lyrics in this one, and it even mentions that she caught him out lying and how he could leave Shania for another woman. In the short chorus, she seems to be forgetting about all the pain and asking the listener, who must be the person behind the bar hearing this story, to pour her another. So, yeah. This song is seen from the perspective of Shania drowning her sorrows and pouring her heart out to the person behind the bar who keeps filling up her glass when she requests.

Who’s Gonna Be Your Girl: 

I loved the background vocals in this sappy love song that opened with tremolo guitar and built up nicely into the very harmonious chorus.

More Fun: 

Another track that showed Shania’s versatility as an artist. This track would look good on Broadway and in London’s West End with thumping piano and Cabaret sound throughout. I can’t imagine it ever being a single because of this, but it does work, and who cares what those who dictate their record collection by what’s in the mainstream charts think, anyway.

I’m Alright:

 It looks like a follow-up to “Poor Me” as Shania foretells what unravelled after the divorce and breakup with her ex-husband while a soft acoustic guitar accompanies a thumping drum beat. The actual moment of the song, though, is when the sound of thundering hand claps meets the chorus, which she does acapella, as you would hear at a gospel church service.

Let’s Kiss and Make up: 

Well, another song that showcases her will to experiment as we now hear a track with a reggae and calypso sound that makes you feel that you are on a Barbadian beach until you are greeted by the guys you hear on the Doritos advert in the shape of Mexican band, the Mariachis as you can listen to all the horns ring out in the chorus.

Where Do You Think You’re Going: 

This track could easily feature as part of an official soundtrack with its angelic chorus and the fact it is a piano ballad with sublime vocals by Shania.

Roll Me on the River: 

Wow. Taken by surprise with this song. Don’t forget that Shania is originally a country artist, but this song should have Ladysmith Black Mambazo with its sounds of Africa.

We Got Something They Don’t: 

A track very much harking back to a vintage Shania love song. You have thumping percussion, a smooth bass line and many horns. I also noticed a very Michael Jackson-esque harmony on the outro, and you have to wonder, is Shania paying some homage to Michael?

Because of You: 

Yes, it is named after a Kelly Clarkson song, but no, it is not in the same vein. Instead, Shania has gone for a sentimental love song with this. It is dedicated to her current lover and sees her finally recovering from the heartache of a failed marriage. She mentions in the lyrics, “Because of you, I’m me”. This suggests that she has finally rediscovered herself through her new flame after all that happened. The song is completed with soft acoustic guitar playing, and I imagine that the drummer used brushed drumsticks, as the drums are soft, too.

You Can’t Buy Love: 

A song about how to deal with and overcome all those tricky situations we all incur at some point along our road in life. It features hand claps, several harmonies and a jolly chord progression that envelopes itself in the primary melody.

Life’s About to Get Good: 

As you can see from the title, the premise is that Shania is walking away from her past and heading towards the here and now. This track was released to tease the album, and I can see why that was. This song is not only uplifting and full of optimism but is undoubtedly ready for the arena when she heads out on tour with its anthemic country hooks accompanied by a rather unusual taste of electronica pop. Looking at my research, I also discovered this song scored her a first top 40 billboard chart hit in well over a decade. Did Shania have a premonition when she wrote and recorded this track?

Soldier: 

Ah, another song that has a familiar theme across the pond. A loved one expressing how much they miss the soldier who has been away on a tour of some war-torn country for longer than the narrator here finds necessary (Is any war needed? In my own opinion, they are all fucking bollocks created by idiots who want to steal another country’s oil. Too much? I don’t fucking care. That should be accurate for those who are wide awake. Anyway, back to the song and off politics (How ironic. The song is political, anyway.), this heavily keyed piano ballad and Shania’s emotional and soaring vocals completed with strings could well be used as a track for a film about the subject or maybe even a drama on HBO? It’s a highly emotional song and does more than justice on the subject.

All in All: 

The title suggests that this track summarises all the feelings she has laid bare on the record. Indeed, it is her reminiscing and looking forward to all the good and bad times she will cross along her path. This coming-of-age track features a nice guitar riff with an eighties feel. I was surprised that the record ended in a mid-tempo vain when I was expecting a very soft piano ballad.

Overall:  Fucking hell. We discovered an awful lot about the trials and tribulations of Shania on this record. I will not lie that some of the tracks affected me (So what? I get emotional. I write poetry, so I can relate.). The lyrics were both uplifting, emotional, melancholic and eye-opening. Especially “Poor Me”, where it’s all aired about how she felt

during her divorce and the events that lead up to it. I was surprised to hear Shania deviate from country and rock to venture into reggae, calypso, gospel, rnb and electronica. Not to mention the sounds inspired by Africa where it would have been wholly appropriate to feature Ladysmith Black Mambazo, Labi Siffre, Baaba Maal, I could go on and on (Yes, I know my African musicians and bands. Surprised? Don’t be. I have a very eclectic taste.). It certainly was a departure from what we all became accustomed to during the early years of her time in the music industry. Some tracks could feature in films or the type of dramas you see on HBO. Now, that does show her diversity. She should have ended the record with a light piano ballad, which would have been perfect. As we know, the final track is titled “All in All”, so when we summarise events that have happened, we tend to talk about them calmly and soothingly rather than raising our voices in anger. That would have made for a better ending. All in All (Excuse the pun.) Shania is back and more than capable of producing another brilliant album when she is ready to return to the studio. A side note from this, Richard Ashcroft was on Twitter talking about how Liam Gallagher’s debut album was number one. I corrected him and said that was currently Shania Twain’s record, to which he replied, “That don’t Impress Me Much”. 9/10