Week 41: Taylor Swift- The Life of a Showgirl

Everyone has been anticipating the release of “The Life of a Showgirl” to determine if Taylor’s engagement has made her lose her creativity, as she might be less likely to criticise ex-boyfriends. The album promised so much, but what I heard was certainly calmer, yet at the same time, quite underwhelming.

It feels like a step backwards from her previous work, lacking the emotional depth and creative spirit we saw earlier in her career. The title suggests something bright, but the record lacks any energy to be considered “bright”. Instead, what we get is Taylor writing an album for the sake of it.


The opening track is a burst of energy that promises an exciting journey. It’s uptempo, with an infectious bassline, and most importantly, it’s original. The track narrates Taylor’s salvation and her blossoming love with Travis Kelce. However, this energy and originality are not sustained throughout the record.

The subsequent tracks lack the depth and musical creativity that the opening track hinted at. ‘The Fate of Ophelia’, ‘Opalite’ offers a glimmer of something more with its sparkling grooves, but fizzles out.


It becomes quite clear from ‘Father Figure’ and ‘Eldest Daughter’ onwards that the album focuses on her ego rather than her growth as an artist. She tries to portray herself as an underdog on ‘Father Figure’ as she did in her younger days. But it just does not work anymore. Her popularity has soared since those days, so she is far from the “underdog.” As for ‘Eldest Daughter,’ well, I am not convinced; she wanted to write this. She is talking about online culture, but it does not feel genuine; rather, she has been coerced into writing about it.

Then, we have the tone-deaf tracks ‘CANCELLED!’ and ‘Wi$h Li$t’, where she attacks her critics, but the song does not land as well; she lives a privileged lifestyle now.


It does not get better, I’m afraid. ‘Actually Romantic’ takes a vicious swipe at Charli XCX (For the record, I do not like her, either), and then ‘Wood’ lacks the charm and wit to be cheeky pop, which appears to be à la mode. She tries to jump on the bandwagon, but does not offer anything fresh. The lyricism alone shows you that she did not feel comfortable attempting to follow the trend. It just is not her style of writing. Probably another attempt from the people above her trying to control her sound. Corporates should leave the artist to use what suits them.


Unfortunately, the record lacks any insight into the “showgirl” persona that the title suggests. Instead, we have pettiness and tone-deaf affirmations. More of the same, really. Her ego has got in the way of her emotional storytelling, which is still within her soul.


Taylor has the world at her feet, and she had the chance to explore new avenues and push the boundaries, but it feels more like an opportunity to make money. It lacks any artistic flair or emotion. Even her partner in crime, Sabrina Carpenter, could not rescue it. Hopefully, she regains her creative edge on the next album.


Song recommendations: ‘The Fate of Ophelia’, ‘Actually Romantic’


4/10

Week 36: Sabrina Carpenter- Man’s Best Friend

Well, let’s start by mentioning the provocative album cover, where it appears that Sabrina is ready to perform a sex act, and the face-hiding man is pulling her hair. You may have noticed she has done the same pose, sandwiched between two male dancers, on her tour. Also, the record is called “Man’s Best Friend”. Now, everyone knows that phrase relates to dogs, so is Sabrina insinuating women are like dogs? Now, as you know, I reviewed her last album and was left impressed by it, but this one is certainly not for the faint-hearted. Sabrina talks candidly about sex in all its explicit glory, and swears an awful lot.

However, rather than trying to appear controversial, the music has to back that up, but alas, it does not.


Unfortunately for Sabrina, the chart landscape has changed, and once what might have been too much is now seen as tame, which is shocking when we have children as young as four being exposed to the sexually explicit content featured on “Man’s Best Friend”. As I am an adult, I could not give a shit about her saying that, and I found humour within it, but it is not for any child below a certain age to be exposed to.

Additionally, the album is too polished, as evident in ‘Manchild’. I like it, but the production and her wordplay conceal the message that she is trying to convey, so it goes missing. Now, as a songwriter, I am sure Sabrina would want that message to be heard.


Now, I have mentioned the lyricism is both sexually honest, funny, and witty, but that is as far as it goes. Rather than going deeper into the subject behind the songs, Sabrina leaves that up to the listener. Now, this isn’t a bad thing, but on this occasion, it is. She needed to make a connection with the listener about the deeper meaning behind songs like ’Never Getting Laid’, ’Tears’, ‘We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night’, which, as I said, are sexually explicit and contain the occasional fuck word, but there is nothing else.


Unfortunately, Sabrina has sacrificed artistic creativity for commercial outreach. Although the album may have an element of shock value with the lyricism, she unfortunately does not explore other sounds, so you end up with a safe record. On one hand, this could be seen as smart and doesn’t alienate her core fanbase, but on the other hand, the predictability of the subjects and the production on offer takes away the soul of the music. Rather than challenging the listener, she gives them what they want. Well, her core fanbase, at least, but nothing for the casual listener, who will see it as the usual pop album that every female artist is churning out at the moment.


Despite the lack of substance. Sabrina’s vocals are once again incredible, and it’s nice to see her flirt with country music occasionally. She needs to do more of that because she excels in that field. As we all know, despite the glaring flaws I have highlighted, Sabrina will have another successful record under her belt. Yes, it is number one, but it will receive accolades because the commercial market loves an album full of catchy pop songs. That is just how the commercial scene works. It does not matter if the record lacks on a deeper level.


When artists such as Pulp frontman Jarvis Cocker and Lola Young can merge on a deeper level within pop, it is sad to see artists like Sabrina being bound to what pop expects. Sabrina is a brilliant songwriter, and she should have given more behind her barbs to the men behind the album. I believe it is her ex, Barry Keoghan, instead of giving us bitchy lyricism with no deeper meaning. The two artists I mentioned prove that you do not have to be bound to the constraints of pop. Hopefully, Sabrina offers more on her eighth studio record, because she is more than just a pop artist.

Yes, we have catchy choruses and pop-friendly production over a fleeting half-hour listen. Most songs fall well below the three-minute mark. Music that I describe as “TikTok generation”, but there needs to be more to it. Sabrina is capable of doing that if she frees herself from the confines of generic pop.


I would also like to add that you should not let your kids listen to this. They are far too young to be exposed to such sexually explicit content. This is strictly for teenagers and adults.


Song recommendations: ‘We Almost Broke Up Again Last Night’, ‘Manchild’, ’Tears’

5/10

Week 35: Sabrina Carpenter- Short n Sweet

I didn’t know who Sabrina Carpenter was until I attended Radio 1’s Big Weekend this year, and she came on before Olly Alexander as the sky started to get cloudy. There was momentarily rain on that spring bank holiday. She would later return to do a song with the closing headliner, Coldplay (I bet all those fanatics were gutted as they missed that.). This is when I found out just how popular she was. The barrier was lined with young girls waiting for her set. When she eventually went onstage at about five in the afternoon, it was only what I would describe as being transported back to the 1960s, watching The Beatles perform as young girls screamed in your ear. Honestly, it was that mental. The young girls surrounding me and my friend went into a frenzy during the performance and knew all the words to every song while screaming at the introduction of each song. My ears were ringing after hearing the youngsters screaming in my ear. I thank god that modern PA systems are so powerful now that it doesn’t affect the artists onstage anymore.

I could still hear her songs regardless of all the pandemonium in the crowd. The biggest for ‘Espresso’- a song that had been number one for two months at the time. It’s funny that she has just started to get fame, considering she has been around for over a decade. It all began to fall into place after two tracks off her previous album, “Emails I Can’t Send”, the two being ‘Nonsense’ and ‘Feather’ went viral. Of course, the biggest breakout was the one already mentioned in this paragraph, and features on this record as it happens ‘Espresso’. After that track was met with international approval, everyone was on the edge of their seats, eagerly anticipating the release of “Short n Sweet”. As I predicted in a previous review, I knew Sabrina would have no problem reaching the summit of the album chart in several countries. Enjoy my track-by-track review of her latest album:

Taste:

We begin with ’Taste’, which I am pretty certain she opened her Big Weekend set with. It is easy to understand why this song opens the album because it is utter earworm. This has become a fan’s favourite with her incredible vocals and uplifting instrumental backing her up. However, the subject is quite sinister. Sabrina is taunting her ex-boyfriend’s new flame (I say that. She is an ex-ex-girlfriend.) that even though they are no longer together, his lips still contain her taste. It isn’t all evil, though, as she plays around with metaphors and uses comical elements, which she is famed for. This gives her tracks of feeling retro and modern simultaneously.

Please Please Please:

It’s another fan favourite. It has also been featured heavily on social media. This one is about being in a relationship that sometimes you are not entirely proud of despite being in love with them. Sabrina is concerned that her significant other will cause her great embarrassment in a social setting and, therefore, could damage her reputation within her profession. Of course, once again, Sabrina’s lyrics are playful about the situation. This one has resonated with fans and regular folk as, at some point, we have all been in this scenario.

Good Graces:

I can already tell this record will be full of heavy subjects with light-hearted humour, and this one is no exception. An acoustic greets us at the intro accompanied by synthesisers and her mesmerising vocals, which are the perfect ingredients for a pop RnB track. Sabrina is heavily inspired by her idol, Ariana Grande, as she discusses her self-worth. Letting her lover know that if they cross the boundary, she will leave and hate them. If they don’t? She will remain loyal and want to spend the rest of her life with him. Although she may be popular among young fans, Sabrina uses swearing with a carefree nature. This song alone contains a hook that is “I won’t give a fuck about you”, which she repeats over and over. You can hear this in the intro. You have to admire her humour. I wonder if she would be any good at stand-up.

Sharpest Tool:

Pay close attention to this one. She cleverly starts a lyric with the previous lyric’s word a testament to her songwriting prowess. It’s a clever bit of songwriting, possibly a subtle dig at her boyfriend’s intelligence. Even he , through her canny lyricism, should understand her dissatisfaction with the relationship.

Coincidence:

It is most certainly a crowd participation song, as the track has the classic “na-na-na” vocalisation. The instrumentation is also whimsical, adding a fun and entertaining element to the song. And let’s not forget her now infamous trait of pouring sarcasm into her lyrics, which adds a witty and humourous touch. Sabrina becomes suspicious of a woman who frequently visits her and her boyfriend despite him reassuring her nothing is happening. Unfortunately for him, Sabrina’s womanly instincts kick in, and she knows he is unfaithful with this frequent visitor. She also taunts her lover’s lack of brains to cover his tracks.

Bed Chem:

Wow! What a refreshing change in direction. For the first time, Sabrina steers away from the sarcastic-laden tracks to a more uplifting song. This new track is a breath of fresh air, with no sinister undertonesShe explores the joy of being in a new relationship and feeling infatuated all over again,perfectly matching the RnB production and her astounding vocal range.

Espresso:

Now to the song of the moment, which changed Sabrina’s venture into music forever. Its whole uplifting nature , a rarity in recent times, is reminiscent of Pharrell’s ‘Happy’. It’s that kind of track. With no hint of misery and a chorus that’s impossible to resist, it’s a song that’s impossible to escape. Even if you’re not a fan of hers, you’ve undoubtedly heard it, whether you realise it or notIt’s a song that’s everywhere, and its appeal spans generations. This quintessential pop song is for all ages. Will it be the biggest hit of the year? Who knows?

Dumb & Poetic:

Sabrina returns to her trademark songwriting, sharing her perspective on a past relationship. She confronts an ex who mistreated herseeing through his attempts to appear enigmatic. She takes pleasure in dismantling his ego, particularly relishing the reminder that he only pretended to be a man.

Slim Pickins:

Another signature song, this time set against classic country-folk instrumentation. The former Disney Kid also incorporates the twang we associate with country music. The title track is apt as it explores the theme of choosing a partner from a pool of ‘evil’ men, or remaining single. Is this change in musical direction surprisingNot at allThe artist’s ability to seamlessly transition between styles is a testament to their musical talent.

Juno:

I was unaware , this song is a tribute to the 2007 film ‘Juno ‘,  that addressed the issue of teenage pregnancy. Sabrina’s song, with its humourous take on the subject, adds a fresh perspective. The song’s structure revolves around Sabrina’s love for her man and her desire to have his children,hence the Juno reference. In terms of production, it’s a quintessentially pop track.

Lie to Girls:

The first ballad appears on the penultimate track. This is the first time that she gets serious on the record. This heart-wrenching ballad tells an ex that there is no need to lie because if they like him, they will be gaslighted and accept his behaviour towards them. She also takes aim at her father, who cheated on her mother—stressing that she will not be as forgiving as her mother if a man does the same to her. She also confesses that she is no different from other girls as she gets gaslighted sometimes, even though she knows the relationship is doomed deep down.

Don’t Smile:

The closer is a dream-pop track, a genre that Katy Perry has skillfully utilisedThe production feels light and brings the listener a sense of relaxation, perfectly fitting the dream-pop style. The song itself reverses a common adage, encouraging you to cry that it’s over and not to smile because it happened. Again, this is directed at an ex, and she is basically saying that he should regret losing her and that he struggles to move on. It’s a unique twist in a dream-pop setting.

Song recommendations: ‘Sharpest Tool’, ‘Taste’, ‘Good Graces’

8/10

Week 26: Gracie Abrams- The Secret of us

Gracie Abrams’ journey into music started when she was five when she picked up her father’s electronic drum pad. It would lead to touring with Taylor Swift almost 20 years later, where she would be the opening support act for Taylor on her “Eras” tour. As you already know, the other support act was Sabrina Carpenter. I could only imagine that Gracie must have been looking out at the packed stadiums, astounded by the experience, which she probably thought might never have happened once, let alone 30 times. She would write her first song three years after being drawn to her father’s electronic drum pad. That eventually led to the Grammy nomination for Best New Artist. This year, she also made her television debut by performing on the Tonight Show presented by Jimmy Fallon—a far cry from her debut live performance back in 5th grade at school.

Back in 2020, she hosted a modest concert over Zoom when the world was locked down due to the pandemic. The venue was her childhood bedroom, and the performance was viewed by only 100 people using the application. She described the experience as “weird” and expressed that she hadn’t expected to achieve what she did at that point. Gracie was inspired to play the guitar after listening to the late Elliott Smith. He was a young man with a troubled soul who died (Although no one knows if he was murdered.)before his time, yet he inspired many through his brief career as a songwriter.

During her teenage years, she explored other artists’ music, like Radiohead and The Beatles, and even covered their songs. However, when she came across Phoebe Bridgers on Soundcloud, everything changed for her. Her deep admiration for Phoebe greatly influenced her debut album.

Her latest album, “The Secret of Us,” establishes her as a country-pop icon who emotionally connects with younger listeners. The lead single “Risk” incorporates elements reminiscent of Joni Mitchell, the rebel and poet Patti Smith, and the emotive style of the late Elliott Smith. However, the catchy, pop-friendly chorus offsets the melancholic themes found in the works of these artists.

In her second album, the artist shifted to a brighter and more distinctive sound than her debut, “Good Riddance.” The opening track, ‘Felt Good About You,’ draws inspiration from the jangly guitars reminiscent of Vampire Weekend and Taylor Swift-like choruses throughout the album. In ‘Blowing Smoke,’ she incorporates country tones from Sheryl Crow and Alanis Morissette’s rock attitude. Additionally, there’s a reference to Kate Bush’s iconic song ‘Running Up That Hill (A Deal with God),’ where she mentions the title within the lyrics.

In her debut album, I previously mentioned that Phoebe Bridgers was a heavy influence. This is evident on tracks like ‘I Love You, I’m Sorry’ and ‘Good Luck Charlie’, where her influence is obvious. Jack Antonoff, who interestingly also works with Taylor Swift, contributed his signature production style to the album. Aaron Dessner of The National, who also collaborates with Taylor Swift, co-produced the album, making it more pop-friendly compared to his usual work. This contrasts sharply with his work with his own band. You can hear influences from R.E.M in ‘Tough Love’ and ‘Normal Thing’. The latter sounds similar to Jamie XX. ‘Normal Thing’ stands out to me as favourite, partly because it sounds completely different from the rest of the album and is more uplifting with its dance beats.

Let’s face it: Phoebe Bridgers is a complicated person to emulate. Only a few artists break through after a debut album. Usually, it’s the second album onwards, where you iron out the mistakes made on the debut. Gracie has achieved this on her second album, and it is a far cry from sitting in her room learning to cover iconic songs from the artists and bands she listened to as a teenager. You can see she borrows elements from all of them to create her own identity. Her parents’ musical tastes can also be heard on the record, but her music is a blend of Taylor Swift and Phoebe Bridgers. Taylor Swift also appears on ‘us’, which reflects this. The experience of being on tour with Taylor has inspired her songwriting for this album, and she has more confidence in her delivery. The vocals are a lot stronger. This may not be her most iconic record, but it lays the foundations for the future.

Song recommendations: ’Normal Thing’, ‘I Love You, I’m Sorry’, ‘Risk’

7/10

Week 21: Billie Eilish- HIT ME HARD AND SOFT

Billie Eilish has released another album, produced by her brother Finneas. I respect him more because he is the complete package. The latest record is titled “HIT ME HARD AND SOFT” and has received positive feedback.

The album undeniably carries Billie Eilish’s signature style but also introduces something new and distinctive compared to her previous work. It is much more chilled out, yet she displays anger simultaneously. The album has an aquatic feel. What do I mean? It’s hard to explain exactly, but it has an element of being under the sea. Billie and her sibling FINNEAS somehow churn out earworm songs that inevitably turn into hits. The chemistry between them in creativity is something to behold. Somehow, they never lose that momentum.

Whether the albums are unimaginative is beside the point. She and Finneas always bring something fresh to their music while staying current with pop trends. At least one song will always resonate with the listener somehow.

As an experienced vocalist, she has changed her style. You can hear her elongate crescendos or hold her words longer at the end of phrases. This shows that she has adapted and gives her more room to keep the listener’s attention with originality. However, there is a balance; she stays moderate with this newfound skill. There’s nothing wrong with that, but it would make the listening experience rather weird. 

Recently, Taylor Swift released ‘The Tortured Poets Department,’ a record that has prompted comparisons with Billie Eilish’s latest work among her fans. Many argue that the production in Taylor’s album is ‘lacklustre’ compared to Billie’s. However, it’s crucial to highlight the unique collaborative process between Billie and her brother, FINNEAS. FINNEAS is credited with adding distinctive sounds that give the songs more depth and character. His talent for selecting standout sounds allows Billie to focus on her vocal delivery and lyrical content, with her brother leading the production. Additionally, FINNEAS occasionally contributes to the lyrics and provides backing vocals, showcasing the true essence of their creative partnership.

Of course, let’s not idealise the album too much. I might be praising Billie and Finneas, but sometimes the production needs to be less laid-back, which can make your mind wander. The lyrical content remains strong, and despite the underlying anger, the vocals match the tempo of the songs, creating a false impression of mellowness when the lyrics suggest otherwise. The young lady who currently dominates the UK singles chart with ‘Espresso’ will be releasing her 6th studio album soon, posing a challenge to artists like Billie and Taylor Swift. Sabrina Carpenter may have only recently gained attention, but she is ready to compete with Billie, Taylor, Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande. I witnessed her growing popularity firsthand. Supporting Taylor during her “Eras” tour last year has also bolstered her fanbase. 

Song recommendations; L’Amour de Ma Vie, Chihiro, Bittersuite

8/10