Week Twenty-Six: Bob Dylan- Rough and Rowdy Ways

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Well, it is only fitting that I do an entire track-by-track review of Bob’s latest and 39th album:

I Contain Multitudes:

As you will discover as the record progresses, most of the songs are over five minutes long. The opening track was released as a teaser for the album, which happens with most soon-to-be-released albums. As I said, most of the songs are long, and this was no exception, but keep your attention focused and listen to what is contained in this spoken word track. It may start differently than a typical Dylan album, but it is still worth listening to. It felt like I was listening to the start of the record as dawn broke, and I thought it sounded familiar to the late John Prine’s “All the Best”. Bizarrely, Bob even sounds a bit like John on this one. What will surprise you is that the song pretty much doesn’t reflect the usual Dylan material, but the lyrics inform you that it is indeed the genius of Bob at work.

False Prophet:

Yet another one that Bob used to tease the album release. From the sombre mood of the opener to the more lively following track laced with Bob’s dark humour.

My Own Version of You:

Now, this might go down poorly with the hardcore element of his fan base. Remember what happened when he ditched the acoustic guitar to play more electric originally? He alienated a fan base by doing so but didn’t give a fuck and did what he wanted to do. Of course, he still played a balanced set after all the furore over it, and again we see Bob doing what the fuck he wants to. Why? Because this sounds more like Bob rapping than actually singing or spoken word. I love his wordplay and his delivery on this track. I also like rap, so this track doesn’t make me get all angry at Bob’s attempt to do something creative. Anyway, that’s who he is. He is an innovative artist who gives himself no boundaries in the expressive arts kingdom. His hardcore fans should give it a listen and a chance.

I’ve Made up My Mind to Give Myself to You:

A rare glimpse at the moment with Bob’s songwriting as he focuses on the subject of love. It also reminded me of “Is Your Love in Vain” and the track he wrote for the Home Box Office serial crime drama rated one of the best in the world, the Sopranos. Bob usually struggles to convey his messages with sincerity regarding love songs, but he delivers this song with absolute conviction.

Black Rider:

Well, you will have noticed that most of the album is more spoken word, and this song is no exception. Indeed, if you thought the tracks were delivered in the same vein as the late Leonard Cohen, you will hear something very familiar in the form of Leonard’s “You Want it Darker”. Although about mortality, the topic hits the nail right on the head with how it is portrayed. Nick Cave or John Cooper Clarke, fuck it, even Dave could turn this into a cover that justifies Bob’s work later down the line. Of course, their version won’t beat his, but they could do it at some event in his honour in a couple of years. I mean, like a recognition event for his work. Many of which he has already had.

Goodbye Jimmy Reed:

Now, we are on common ground with Bob’s material. So far, the album has been unique and captured our attention. Not to say anything is wrong with Bob bringing familiarity to the record, but this is a safe option with all that has happened so far.

Mother of Muses:

It feels more like a Christmas song, and who knows, maybe this will be released just in time for this year’s yuletide? There’s also a change in vocal direction as Bob sings on this one, and I describe the delivery as melancholic yet beautiful.

Crossing the Rubicon:

It’s a blues song that captivates you with its slow arrangement. That is the track in an absolute nutshell.

Key West (Philosopher Pirate):

This is one of his very best, alongside all his work, and I am not exaggerating. Definitely the best off the record, but it goes much further than that. This is Bob at his finest. He still has it in him to write timeless classics, even at this late juncture of his career. It is a better version of all his tracks that do not get the recognition they deserve. His vocal delivery and melody are one. Even if this album hasn’t been to your liking so far (Trust me, it’ll grow on you in time.), you have to give this track a listen. Bob has written a classic that will be spoken about long after the current people occupying the planet are dead and gone.

Murder Most Foul:

What’s impressive about the final track is he had the fucking balls to release it as a single! It is only FIVE seconds short of SEVENTEEN minutes! Incredible! It is also his longest-ever song, the first single off the album. The sleeve has a picture of the late John Fitzgerald Kennedy; indeed, that topic is the assassination of the 35th president of the United States. The song itself was an accidental release. It appears as it was uploaded onto Bob’s YouTube account. Imagine Bob has ended an album with two masterpieces that look like they are going down as his timeless classics. No need to imagine anymore because he has finally done it on this Leonard Cohen-esque record. Bob said he did this album for him and him only, but stick with it and keep listening, and I guarantee even the hardcore fans will get it. It’s a shame he was up against Neil Young for the top spot, but Bob thoroughly deserves to sit atop the rest of the competition again.

Song Recommendations: “Key West (Philosopher Pirate)”, “Murder Most Foul”, “My Own Version of You”

9/10

Week Nineteen: Drake- Dark Lane Demo Tapes

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Well, where to start? Like Justin Bieber’s review, I will not say much about this piss-poor effort by the world’s most overrated rapper. The only thing I like about Drake is he is an avid follower of the Toronto Raptors. (I’m surprised they won the NBA playoffs when he showed up because he seems to jinx teams and players across all sports when he is in the vicinity.) and Toronto Blue Jays. He has the potential to be a good rapper if he would just fucking stop pissing about with that shit autotune that fucking ruins every tune made (I am starting to get turned off of Reggae, Ragga and Bashment because the majority of artists think it is “great” to use. It fucking sounds awful. I’m glad I grew up in eras where this useless piece of software did not ruin the songs. Well, plug-in, to be exact.) I do not care less what the sales of his records say; he is vastly overrated and can’t even touch the rappers I listen to. I prefer real rap like N.W.A, Public Enemy, Ruff Ryderz, Tha Dogg Pound, Thug Life, Outlawz Immortalz, Ice Cube, Professor Griff, DMX, Kurupt, Big Syke, 2Pac, Nas, Eminem and Black Thought to name some outstanding rappers. What they speak/spoke about was the real shit they saw out on the streets and experienced. Not materialistic things (To an extent, they did, but not too much.) like most of these fake rappers do now.

Everyone was taken aback by this release of demos and other odds and sods when Drake said he planned to release an album later in the year rather than this compilation. I had hoped after the first track that he wouldn’t use that god-awful fucking autotune, but alas, he did, and I ended up skipping track after track because I would rather swim in mud than listen to an album packed with autotune songs. I’m pleased he focused more on what he is good at than singing. The collaborators are a better choice, too.

Although it is fucking an awful compilation, I did like “Chicago Freestyle” for its hook sung by Giveon, who is a new and up-and-coming vocalist (Shame, he used autotune, though.), which shows once again that Drake can still spot talent. The biggest surprise, and the one that’ll leave his fans open-mouthed and disappointed, is the collaboration on “Not You Too” with Chris Brown, who went from a rising RnB star to a villain in an instant when the news broke that he beat Rihanna up when they were dating. There are several blurred lines to the story, but most believe that Chris did it and has no case for innocence. It shows complete disrespect by Drake to the lady he has collaborated with and had a relationship with, and the subject matter of the song doesn’t help as it’s about him being betrayed in a relationship by a woman, which not only shows his ego, but the fact he has Chris Brown on it seems like, this song was really made for Chris to get across his side of the story via a song. 

It could also be that Drake is pissed off with her that it didn’t work out, but either way, it is very coarse and in poor taste. Pretty much like the mixtape, which is musically uninspired, poor guest selection and just shit. I will give “Dark Lane Demo Tapes” a rating of two, but even that’s being generous.

2/10

Week Fifteen: Dua Lipa- Future Nostalgia

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Here is a track-by-track review of Dua Lipa’s second album:

Future Nostalgia:

This is the title track that blends rap with pop. This track was only thought of after the record was already named.

Don’t Start Now:

This track has been dubbed the best of her works since “Be the One” off her self-titled debut album in 2017. This disco-pop song shows she will not rest on her laurels and is looking to aim higher. It also just keeps getting better after every listen.

Cool:

Dua is trying her hand at the 80s, and this track is aptly named. It reminded me of what the Weeknd has done with his latest album. The 80s disco is well in at the moment.

Physical:

I should probably look at the singles released off this record, but I have heard that this track is a massive hit among her fans, and they find that this pop song stands out on “Future Nostalgia”. It has got plenty of attitude, suggestive lyrics and synths with a drum beat that will send shock waves through your body.

Levitating:

It’s another disco track that feels like it belongs on the album. It’s much slower than “Physical” and much more laid back. The song is surrounded by synths, a typical dance beat and some very teasing vocals. There’s even some swearing in this track um hahahahaha. Snowflakes will recoil in horror. Awww.

Pretty Please:

From going full throttle with her vocals on most of the record, Dua eases off on this track, but that doesn’t take away from the fact it is a great song.

Hallucinate:

Some may disagree, but this track fits the house genre. When the drop happens, you have the typical house pulse and the iconic bassline. And why wouldn’t it be? It is produced by SG Lewis, who is known for his work, not only as a singer but for his productions in house, deep house, drum n bass and techno and being a DJ within those genres. It’s certainly a surprise at this point because there has yet to be a song so far that fits into club-based. I see this being a potential single and being played out in the clubs (when they finally reopen.). It would fit in very nicely into a Carl Cox, Mad Fingers, Anne Savage, Lottie or Fatboy Slim set. The lyrics even talk about meeting someone on the dance floor. You can’t get more apt for the club environment than that.

Love Again:

We now come to the longest song on the album, and there’s a very recognisable sample. It was also No.1 in November 1996 and was played to death. Wiley has also sampled it. It is White Town’s “Your Woman”. Although the sample is the strings of the chorus, it cuts into a dance track. It works, though and deems this song a success.

Break My Heart:

Her latest single, which again follows the disco path, includes an Australian band INXS sample. It is quintessentially pop, rising and falling, complete with a bridge and chorus. There’s a very poignant lyric in there regarding the current situation the world is in. Now, it’s without question she wrote the lyrics ages before the lockdown, but the verse is “I should have stayed at home”.

 

Good in Bed:

Haha, what a name for a song and if you can’t work out the suggestive lyrics, then there really is no hope for you. It is as clear as day. This is an early Kate Nash song with Dua’s own style added. It is also the only track with a comedic element on the record.

Boys will be Boys:

It’s pretty odd that as we approach the album’s end, the tracks have changed direction and become more risqué. While surrounded by strings, Dua talks about the opposite sex but still manages to keep it in line with the record’s narrative. It’s more of a dig about the inequality that still exists. It’s typical for Dua if I am honest with you, she is never too shy to give her opinions on anything, especially this subject.

Overall review:

I may be wired differently from everybody who listens to her songs, but although the album is very good, my standouts are not among the favourites with her fans. I preferred “Hallucinate” because it is house music and very suitable to include in a set at a club, and “Love Again” for its White Town sample, but then kicks into a dance track. What I like about the album is that this is a very different pop angle and gives a nod to the 80s. Not to mention, you have a house track, so Dua is bringing the dance scene back into the mainstream because, let’s face it, it has been gone for a very long time; it’s mainly sing-a-long, happy clappy shite. With this and the Weeknd’s latest record, we now see the pop charts changing yet again, bringing back the dance and club element. Will this album stand the test of time? Well, that all depends on her fans. I will not get all nostalgic and listen to this record in twenty years. I was really shocked when she wasn’t No.1 in the first week because this, by far, a much better

album than “C A L M”. 7/10

Week Four: Eminem- Music to be Murdered By

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Here is the track-by-track review:

Premonition (Intro):

Hahahaha, from this track alone, we have an album centred around his alter ego Slim Shady. As the piano is playing, you can hear a woman screaming as he raps about how all the original gangsters of the game have been forgotten because they are no longer considered popular by the new generation. However, he picks up on the hypocrisy included as he mentions that 2Chainz appears to be popular with the new generation, but he is, in fact, not that much younger than Eminem. It reminds me of when BBC Radio 1 deemed the likes of Green Day too old for their station, yet will play Pharrell Williams on their station despite him being around the same age as Green Day and staying on topic with the record Eminem. Eminem is trying to say that if you don’t make chart-friendly music, you will not get any attention from the generic listener. Hardcore fans, however, will listen regardless.

Unaccommodating:

Eminem always likes to bring new talent, and he has done it again with Young M.A. featuring on this track. This alone will intrigue Eminem fans, and you would think, get them to take a listen to her material or maybe even watch her pornographic film that is available on Pornhub hahaha (It’s called research. I haven’t seen it and was very surprised to discover that, she directed a porno. Oh, and M.A stands for “Me Always”.) the flow on this track is fantastic by Slim Shady and so is the rhyming. Rather than trying to describe it, I recommend you listen and lose yourself (No pun intended.).

You Gon’Learn:

Two features on this, Royce Da 5’9″ being co-rapper and White Gold singing a chorus that will, from what I have heard listening to this song, stand the test of time and is catchy as fuck. Royce Da 5’9″ uses a wide range of vocabulary and even mentions a very personal thing about his father going for a health screening. Em aims shit rappers, saying that they can’t work out when their words should land on the beat.

Alfred (Interlude):

Fuck’s sake, one of these pointless tracks, and no, I don’t care if it is Alfred Hitchcock, even though the album is named after something to do with Alfred. I’m curious if it’s one of his films, a reference in a film or something else. Either way, it’s another pointless record filler.

Those Kinda Nights:

Ed Sheeran is back, and I’m pretty sure he didn’t record his part in Australia and wait months for Slim Shady to get in touch, like what happened with “Revival” in 2017. Em enjoys working with the lad from Halifax, and the wordplay is incredible. Em foretells a story from the early-2000s.

In Too Deep:

Funny that the word “deep” should be mentioned in the title because this track has a profound subject. It’s about two relationships, where a wife is cheating on her husband with Eminem, who is cheating on his girlfriend. Still, neither the wife nor Eminem is willing to take their affair any further despite being much happier.

Godzilla:

This is an exciting track; it gets faster as it goes on. Juice WLRD provides a catchy hook, and Eminem increases his rhyming speed verse by verse. Is he going for a Guinness world record on this? I never even knew he could rap this fast.

Darkness:

Wow. Controversial, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from Slim Shady. He’s talking about committing a massacre while in a hotel room in Las Vegas. He’s speaking from the perspective of the terrorist from the Route 91 country music festival. The aim is to highlight what can happen when people are tipped over the edge and become mentally ill. You may call that guy a mentally ill lone wolf. Not for me. He planned to cause mass terror to a community, and he did so. That’s terrorism.

Leaving Heaven:

A song about optimism. Skylar Grey features.

Yah Yah:

Q-Tip is on the chorus, Royce Da 5’9″ is coming with straight-up honest lyrics, and I was delighted to see the most underrated rapper from the Roots, Black Thought. This guy is simply brilliant but always gets overlooked in the discussions of who is the best rapper or one of the best rappers. He is up there with Pac, Nas, Ice Cube and Eminem himself. He also doesn’t disappoint with his feature, either. I hope this will get Black Thought the recognition he deserves. Only the connoisseurs will know who he is. Denaun also features.

Stepdad (Intro):

Album filler where Em goes on a rant at his stepdad.

Stepdad:

Now to the track itself. I love how the hard drum kick compliments the subject and Em’s delivery. It fits in with the whole scarface rage thing. As the rage grows in the verses, in the final verse, Em talks about how he killed his stepdad with a baseball bat before beating the shit out of him and burying him next to his dog. The final bar says that if he goes to juvenile prison, he will tell them about why he did it.

Marsh:

Eminem is at his lyrical best. His flow as well is top-drawer.

Never Love Again:

I couldn’t tell if he was talking about his volatile relationship with his ex-wife Kim or his time on drugs. Either way, it’s a typical heartbreak song with a Slim Shady slant.

Little Engine:

The beginning sounds like Alfred Hitchcock talking before Em comes in. The beat is very creepy and something you would hear in a Dracula film or something.

Lock It up:

An Artist I was delighted to see on the record and, in all honesty, never expected to be Anderson.Paak mainly performs with the Free Nationals. Yes, Anderson can sing, but have you heard him rap? I can’t remember the name of the track I have listened to him rap on, but it was pure fire (Something about a woman, from what I remember.), and he compliments Slim Shady as they destroy the beat.

Farewell:

Slim Shady showcases more of his rhyming ability in this song about breaking up. If it isn’t about Kim, then I have no clue.

No Regrets:

Em has shown he can work with new school rap on this, and someone called Don Toliver features. I’ve heard this artist will be the one to watch this year, but this is my first discovery of him. I’m unsure if he can sing because he uses that fucking autotune. I can’t stand it, and it’s usually for those who can’t sing. Drake is a heavy user of it. He’s American, but I can hear the Caribbean in his vocals.

I Will:

What the fuck is this? As I said, I missed a fair chunk of Em’s career from 2003-2009 because I didn’t like the cheesy shite he was coming out with (Eight Mile an exception.), and I have no idea if this type of song was on those albums. KXNG Crooked, Royce Da 5’9, joins Slim Shady” and Joell Ortiz, where they reminisce and go fucking bar crazy. I loved Slim Shady’s controversial bars on this, and yeah, he’s up to his usual threatening some lady who hears Wu-Tang Clan and wanders out onto the patio to inspect, where he greets her by jumping out with a sword.

Alfred (Outro):

Just Alfred talking at the end.

Overall Review:

I planned on doing something other than these, but here we are. What I loved about “Music to be Murdered By” is he hasn’t lost his touch after “Revival” and “Kamikaze”. Yes, he might have taken his foot off Donald Trump’s throat, but this is still Slim Shady, who is pissed off and ready for war with the current rappers. This record is more aimed at his struggles in relationships and his battle with drug abuse. Not to mention the odd murder or controversial topics ( Being in the mind of a mentally ill terrorist, for example.). Since “Recovery” in 2010, I said Em was back, and he has further reiterated that on this album. His lyrical content is excellent and destroys rappers who weren’t even born when he was causing fuckery and pissing off the media in late-90’s/early 2000s. Loved his flow, delivery, wordplay and all-round lyrical content. Not to mention his speed, I have never heard him rap that fast with anger. If anything, this is an Alfred Hitchcock film, but in music form. I’ve listened to fucking snowflakes moan about the non-PC nature of this record, and they feel he should be banned or boycotted. Do fuck off, this is real rap, and there’s no political correctness in the game; it wasn’t designed for that. In rap, you shoot from the hip and fuck the consequences and people you piss off. Do you think Eminem is evil now? Wait until you fucking dickheads hear his material in the early years; you will fucking melt. Don’t like Eminem? Then don’t listen to him, and don’t listen to real rap.

Songs I recommend: “Godzilla”, “In too Deep” and “Yah Yah”.

8/10

Week Two: Stormzy- Heavy is the Head

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I have already done a review on the Croydon rapper’s debut album, “Gang Signs & Prayer”, back in 2017, so I will keep my introduction of Michael Omari short and sweet as I have no reason to do a biography of him for that reason alone. I had a plethora of vinyls and downloaded CDs of Grime, so I do have some knowledge of the scene despite drifting of late. I also don’t know how I first got listening to Stormzy; as for me, he seems to appear without fanfare, but now he has really started to accelerate in his career and is fast becoming a household name across Europe. So, I have been eagerly awaiting for the second album. One thing that struck me upon the release of “Heavy is the Head” is that Stormzy showed his unconditional support of out-going Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn and his disdain for current Prime Minister Alexander Johnson, who won by a landslide in the general election last month (In all honesty, I knew the Conservative party would win as politics is a rigged deck, anyway. I don’t believe there is such a thing as democracy in the Western world. It’s all bollocks. I also trust none of the parties nor their politicians.). Where am I going with this? Stormzy has a bar in the lead single “Vossi Bop”, where he attacks the government and the Prime Minister. Kind of like the London 2Pac. I fucking love that attitude. Fuck the establishment and let them know about it.

Like on his debut record, we have the hardened streetwise soldier and the caring lover as he goes from dark beats to slow jam-esque vibes. Although I like “Crown”, I don’t feel that Stormzy has the soulful vocals to do the chorus justice, but fair play to him for even attempting to sing in that manner, anyway. Though, he should leave that to the likes of Romeo, Kano, Devlin, Ed Sheeran and Mighty Moe. The verses though on “Crown” is where he excels and listen carefully to what he has to say in this autobiographical masterpiece.

I will now focus on “Superheroes” as this track is a huge big up to all the leading female figures often overlooked by their male counterparts. He references the Williams sisters, relatively new rapper Little Simz (I say reasonably new because she has been around for a while), and finally, the children’s author Malorie Blackman. It’s refreshing to see a male paying homage to leading female figures in their field, as we are usually guilty of referencing leading figures of our own gender. Also, if you were a fan of the children’s BBC show, the Story of Tracey Beaker, you would love this as the theme song lyrics are sung in the chorus.

Of course, as is the case with most albums, some tracks somehow make it onto the final listing, which really shouldn’t be there. This time however, I am not talking about those fucking skits or short instrumental jams, but just pure cheesy tracks like “Don’t Forget to Breathe”, which features Adele’s co-writer Paul Epworth on the writing credits and the track “Own It” featuring Ed Sheeran, which has a very corny verse by Ed that sounds like a man failing miserably at impressing a female. I loved the raw emotion in “Lessons”, and although “Do Better” is a very good song, Big Mike tries his hand at singing again and, yes, fair play to him for that, but he excels at barring and should stick to that.

When this record was released, I admittedly was catching up on a shit load of reviews I should have done a long time ago, so I initially missed out on the opportunity to review it. Anyway, I noticed a track called “Wiley Flow”. Now, at the time, all was well and good on this front, so I would have just seen it as a hang-tight to one of Grime’s pioneers (He was in Pay As U Go Cartel who started playing it on Rinse FM and significant events like Sidewinder when Grime wasn’t even labelled yet. It was just purely Underground.). Still, recently the two have been exchanging words over what are known as war dubs. Stormzy’s two dubs so far have been “Still Disappointed” and “Still Disappointed II”, where rather than praise Wiley, he has proceeded to take him apart piece by piece (I recommend giving them a listen.), but that’s for another review for someone else to take care of, I am focusing on Stormzy’s latest record, not the war dubs. So, yeah, he speaks highly of Wiley on the track. Have you noticed that I haven’t done these tracks in order of listening? And to fuck your head up even more, I will close the review with my standout track that features earlier on the album “Rachael’s Little Brother”. I love the bars on this one, as he shows his humbleness and sense of humour. Now, he mentions all the things he could have been besides a musician, and they are more than likely true. Big Mike is no fucking thicko. He got outstanding grades for his GCSEs, including SIX A*’s and THREE A’s. It shows that not all rappers fail academically. It’s weird because most are incredibly bright, like Big Mike, but tend to avoid school. By His admission, he used to misbehave for his entertainment but seemed to excel when it came to exams. He only achieved moderate grades on his A Levels before doing an apprenticeship in Leamington Spa, Warwickshire, and then working for two years at an oil refinery as quality assurance in Southampton, Hampshire (Both quite far away from his South East London home.) Check out these bars mentioned in the track; they are humble, witty, full of humour and brilliant. That’s another thing with Grime. A lot of wordplay is used to terrific effect.

I coulda been a doctor, coulda been a lawyer

coulda been a boxer like I’m Oscar de la Hoya

If I stayed at work I’d probably piss off my employer

8/10

Week Fifty-One: Eminem- Revival

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Here is the track-by-track review of his 9th studio album:

Walk on Water: 

Gone are the days (it appears, anyway) when Eminem would open his records with a sarcastic public address announcement for a short comedy skit. This record begins with a piano playing minor chords (To add to the sombre atmosphere.) and a soaring chorus sung by Beyoncé that one would find at a gospel Church congregation. The biggest surprise, though, is that he is talking in a severe manner on this track and even asks himself if, because of the albums that have gone before, has he pushed his levels too far and if he can still reach them. My theory behind this introduction is that maybe, he has heard and taken on board all the criticism of his material since his first three albums. Okay. Maybe, you haven’t heard of the debut album from 1996, “Infinite”? But you have heard of the albums that set him onto the world stage. “the Slim Shady LP” from 1999 and “the Marshall Mathers LP” that followed it in 2000. Whether he or you like to admit it or not, those albums propelled him and made you pay attention to what he had to say, no matter how controversial. Indeed, even in the second verse, he mentions that after”the Marshall Mathers LP” and feels that, although initially, he is pleased with his material, it just doesn’t surpass nor match the work of his third album. He sounds discouraged and concedes that the records after his third album are just “garbage”. Rick Rubin is the Producer chosen for this project, and already, you can hear this album is more Johnny Cash sounding than his Beastie Boys work. Despite this, Em doesn’t seem too bothered about it and continues to the Johnny Cash-inspired production. Then, at the end of the track, Em seems to have adopted his “Fuck you” attitude and bellows “, Me and you are not alike, Bitch, I wrote ‘Stan’!”.

Believe: 

So…We have discovered at the end of “Walk on Water”, we have found that Eminem is now ready to go to war on this record, despite feeling downcast and being his own worst enemy for most of the opening track. This track, however, is sad and tragic. It sounds like a rapper approaching his 50s trying to appeal to the children who listen to the singles chart in the now, but he still raps with the thug in him and talks controversially about politics. Despite the contemporary feel of the music, this song’s controversial topics remind me of “the Way I am”. However, he mentions how he enjoyed the chase in his younger days, but now he is older, he finds it hard to remain hungry because that chase is no longer his priority, and he has achieved a lot thus far. Plus, he is now financially set up for life. The same goes for most songwriters and artists once they have passed that point. Let’s hope the Eminem of the late90s and early 2000s remains on this record, though.

Chloraseptic: 

This is Eminem at his finest, and he even brings along rap battle MC in the shape of Brooklyn’s, Phresher, who has said that Eminem wanted him on this track because it is “Raw as fuck”. Indeed, Eminem rolls back the years and, you can hear signs of “Guilty Conscience”, “Criminal”, “Kill You”, to name three ultra-violent tracks. Indeed, the fucking nutcase adopts his Slim Shady persona to perfection as he gives a detailed account of how he will kill you with your book of shit rhymes by ripping off the wire. An old friend, Kon Artis from Eminem’s group, D-12, features on production.

Untouchable: 

Fucking hell, he isn’t playing on this record. This is Eminem wilin’ out. This time the subject is the state of American politics; in this six-minute scolding track, he uses characters. For the first three minutes, he takes on the persona of a racist white police officer, explaining how he targets black individuals and abuses his authority to terrorise black communities. The beat used for this persona is very guitar-based. Then the final three minutes switch to a moody piano loop, where he raps with the persona of a modern-day black American and how he feels about himself and his community being targeted because of their skin colour. Eminem plays this role brilliantly as he launches scathing attacks on police brutality, segregation, employment discrimination and the hypocrisy about America being ‘the land of the free’. Em proceeds to attack the current president and his party without mercy. Indeed, he may have lost some fans and upset fellow musicians in the process, but does he give a fuck? I very much doubt it. Em always falls on his sword and fuck what you think while flipping the bird in your direction, either metaphorically or physically.

River: 

Emile Hayne produced the track and was a case of the featured artist, Ed Sheeran, who recorded most of the track on a trip to Australia in March 2016 on Russell Crowe’s farm. Ed plays his trademark instrument, the guitar, then the drums and the piano. When Ed finished recording the track, he sent it off to Eminem and didn’t receive a reply

or any form of communication for several months. Once he did, the final product depicts Ed playing the persona of a liar and a cheat, which is then followed by Eminem talking about taking advantage of a Woman, using her for a one-night stand, and regretting the fact it happened, because he never wanted her in the first place, but is being consumed his guilt.

Remind Me (Intro): 

God knows why this couldn’t have been included in the following main track. It is a short 27-second introduction to the entire track as follows. We hear drums, an angelic choir, and Em talking about how a girl makes him do things he wouldn’t normally do. The track ends with some short scratching by a DJ.

Remind Me: 

This track uses a sample of Joan Jett & the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock & Roll”. Does it still make sense that the short intro was used, as the main track is rock-based? No, not really. In this track, Slim Shady reappears as he hits on a Woman with a big arse and big fake boobs, but this time, Slim Shady is a lot more polite as he does, rather than resorting to his usual upfront misogynistic and sadistic frame of mind. The track is more comedic than the typical psychotic type of tracks his alter-ego is known for.

Revival (Interlude): 

Ah, for fuck’s sake. We finally get to the title track, and it is nothing but a pointless interlude. Remember what I said in my previous article? I can’t stand these: pointless throwaways where a track that wasn’t selected could have been given another chance. Over a piano riff reminiscent of Adele’s “Someone Like You”, we can hear a female voice singing about rising from the ashes. The female vocalist Regina Spektor gave a short sample of her “Human of the Year” track. Wonderfully sung, but still a very pointless interlude.

Like Home: 

Remember when Eminem used to attack homosexuals during the early part of his career? On this track, he stands up for them and supports their inclusion and transgender in the United States military. Once again, he proceeds to attack the current president, and this time, he takes it further than his policies and goes after the president’s physical appearance, saying that he looks like a canary with a beak. He accuses the president of watching Fox News and constantly repeating himself and how he uses Twitter to make political decisions that must be addressed in the Senate or the White House. He also laments about the appearance of the current president in the “Shady Convention” mock political video, which was used to promote Em’s Shade45 satellite channel. He says that he wished he had never included Donald Trump in the video and should have had the foresight to know that he was about to tear apart the values that America stand for. Em still believes that America is the greatest country to reside in and the people need to combat what is happening in the current climate. Although, he thinks the current President doesn’t give a fuck about the people and that there are more than enough people in America against the president’s policies and can rebel against the system. Alicia Keys features.

Bad Husband: 

The title says it all. Em talks in depth about his explosive relationship with ex-wife Kim Scott (Who he has aimed at on several albums. The worst is “Love the Way You Lie”, where he sets the house on fire in the video with Kim in it. Although, he has done far worse lyrically on many of his albums.) and their daughter, Hailie. The song structure sees Em rap to both of them on alternating verses, first of all in an aggressive manner and then in an apologetic tone, where he regrets using them and airing his family disagreements in the media. He also mentions that despite their dysfunctional and violent relationship, it hurt him badly when he divorced and walked away from Kim. Indeed, he compared it to sawing off a body limb—X Ambassadors feature on this melancholic track of conflict and reconciliation.

Tragic Endings: 

This remains on the previous track’s subject of Eminem’s strained relationship with ex-wife Kim. He talks about how he still finds it hard to cope with their divorce, and the feelings remain. Even though he would prefer they got back together, he knows that Kim would hate for him to find happiness with her or someone else and takes great pleasure in watching him suffer after the way it all ended. Frequent collaborator Skylar Grey features on this (She also wrote the opening track on this record.). Her writing is consubstantial with Em to let the listener know how Em feels/felt about their troubled relationship. This line sung by Sklyar sums up the relationship entirely “I’m dying to breathe, and all you do is strangle me. What a relief.” A very powerful message that tells you what that relationship was like. Kim prayed for Em to kill her to set her free. Luckily, it never came to that, but that line alone is enough to tell the story.

Framed: 

Ah, this is once again the real Slim Shady standing up (No awful pun intended.) Remember “97 Bonnie & Clyde” from the 1999 album “the Slim Shady LP”? This track follows that same route, as Slim Shady explains how to kill someone and get away with it in extreme detail while he takes the production back to those days with guitar licks and a repetitive drum loop. He mentions that when killing females, you better wear three layers of clothing, or you will not succeed and end up facing life imprisonment or life on death row as it is in America. Once again, Donald Trump has shots fired at him as Slim Shady has his daughter Ivanka in his boot but has no recollection of how she ended up there (More than likely dead, I presume, as this is Slim Shady.). The track ends in denial, with Slim Shady half-heartedly saying how the missing person was nothing to do with him and that he was, well…framed.

Nowhere Fast: 

Em seems to adopt his alter-ego more as the record goes on. On this fast-paced string section track, he goes after other rappers (No names mentioned at all.) and says that despite his age, he is far from finished in the game and arrogantly expresses that he is better now than when he was at the peak of his powers. He believes he is just starting to reach his prime, and all the youngsters in the modern era are easy prey for him. Kehlani accompanies him and sings about living the fast life and dying young. Something that Eminem somehow managed to avoid. Yes, he lived a fast life, but how he didn’t die young, either through family members, psychotic fans, drug addiction, or his controversial views, is just a mystery.

Heat: 

I was quite shocked on this track because he managed to find common ground with the current president rather than attacking him relentlessly, which has been the central theme of this record. Albeit only for a short time. He talks about grabbing Women by their pussies and agrees with Donald, but that’s it. That is the only time he is mentioned on the track after that. He pays homage to producer Rick Rubin but in a humourous way. He says the female at the song’s centre is hot enough to melt Rick’s beat. Rick’s production on this sees him return to DJ scratching and guitar distortion that served him well on “the Marshall Mathers LP 2” track “Berserk”. The sample used is the introduction featured on the film soundtrack to Boogie Nights (Hence the title “Heat”.) The track even ends with a brief dialogue from Mark Wahlberg’s character.

Offended: 

This track is an intent by him to get into the Guinness Book of World Records in terms of the numerous syllables used and the ferocious speed of the verses. And once again, he is not afraid to talk about controversial matters going after R. Kelly, Donald Trump, his daughter Ivanka and the first lady, Melania. This is Eminem from those early albums, which made people and subjects the target of his songs, and fuck the consequences. Indeed, he is still angry that the current president hasn’t acknowledged his diss about him at the BET Awards. He talks about attacking Ivanka while he hits on Melania to rile the president into responding. Em even takes a moment to show respect to Illa da Producer, who made this saying that the drums and hard snares bring out the worst in him.

Need Me: 

I loved the collaboration on P!nk’s “Revenge” on her latest album “Beautiful Trauma”. We saw Eminem at his most hateful and P!nk following suit. Alex da Kid is again on production as he is on most of the record with Rick Rubin (Illa da Producer, not much.). On this power ballad, his percussion is accompanied by P!nk’s two verses and a chorus before Eminem comes in. The biggest surprise is that he gradually harmonises over her second verse. I can’t recall any track where he does this when collaborating with female singers. This track has a waltz feel where he goes mad about being in a dysfunctional relationship and how she reminds him of his mother, yet they are made for each other.

In Your Head: 

I never saw this coming, but a sample of the Cranberries’ 1994 hit “Zombie” is used and remains underneath the beat throughout. This track features a producer yet to appear, MC/Producer Scram Jones from New York. You might not know the name per sé, but you know his work. He has been working with Ghostface Killah and Jadakiss since the turn of the century, and this is his debut production with Em. Em references previous album comparisons and how maybe after so many wrong decisions in his career, he should have called it a day after his 2010 album “Recovery”? Which saw the Eminem we all became fans of re-emerging from his cheesy pop slumber. Let’s face it who liked songs like “Without Me” and “Lose it”? Utter Pop-friendly shite.

Castle: 

This one reminds me of “Stan”. You can hear the pencil writing on the paper in the sound effects, but indeed, he is also delivering the verses like, he is writing a letter. Rather than adopting a psychotic and obsessed fan, he plays himself and writes a letter to his daughter, Hailie. The first letter is written before her birth in 1995 (Echoing 2Pac’s “Letter to My Unborn Child” premise.), the second a year after her birth (Again, repeating 2Pac/Makaveli tha Don’s “Words to My First Born”.) and third on her 12th birthday. Hailie was twelve in 2007, a year that you would think he would want to forget as he was gradually slipping into darkness after an overdose of methadone almost saw him die. Still, he decides to sign off the letter as he would have done if he did write the final letter after overdosing and saying goodbye. You could say pretty much a suicide note included. Skylar Grey features.

Arose: 

The final track uses a loop taken from the title track of Bette Midler’s 1979 album (She also starred in the film.). This track is a continuation of the narrative of the previous track. Em talks candidly about that overdose addressing his family and former D12 member, Proof, whom he was close with until his demise in 2006. Em says that the death of Proof was the catalyst for his world falling apart the following year. Returning to the continuation of “Castle”, the third verse features on this track and as the track ends without warning. This time, however, it has been altered. Em throws the methadone down the toilet, complete with the sound effect of dawn and the toilet flushing.

Overall: 

This is the Eminem/Slim Shady I have missed for a decade. Save for the 2003 film “Eight Mile” soundtrack, loosely based on his early beginnings in the rap game. There hasn’t been much that has shown his controversial and, one might say, ‘Real’ side. I could not stand the utter cheese on his album after “the Marshall Mathers LP” up to “Recovery”. That’s a decade of shit music. He made me want to listen again after 2010’s “Recovery”. That Eminem, who wasn’t afraid to speak his mind, re-emerged, and it was welcomed. I don’t care if he has rediscovered his controversial nature; that’s what he is to me. I prefer him to act like one of his idols 2Pac, rather than bowing down to the record executives and making chart-friendly hits. Fuck that. That isn’t Eminem, and it certainly isn’t his alter-ego Slim Shady, that’s for sure. This album was fucking brilliant.

I loved all the controversial topics featured and his targeting of popular figures who deserved it. I was a big fan of his first three records, and this harks back to those days for me. Although I have mentioned in previous articles that artists/bands are free to express themselves in any way they choose, it doesn’t really work for Em. Yes, it was nice for him to show his more vulnerable side on this album, but he did it in a way that didn’t use cheesy beats. Rick Rubin and Alex da Kid were amazing on production, along with Skylar Grey, Alicia Keys and Phresher as some of the collaborating artists. I look forward to what Eminem has on his 10th studio album. He’s made me restore my faith in him. 9/10

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Week Forty-Two: P!nk- Beautiful Trauma

PINK_-_Beautiful_Trauma_(Official_Album_Cover)

By looking at the record name, you can tell that this will be a very emotional album and could well be autobiographical (It is). It talks about everything from her childhood, marriage, becoming a parent and the trials and tribulations we all face during adulthood.

P!nk said of the record that, even though life is laced with bad moments that can be very traumatic for us, the good far outweighs the bad, and she wanted to convey that message in this record.

She’s right, as the album features 13 tracks with beauty and trauma entwined and how they play out side by side in our lives.

Let’s start with the very emotional “Whatever You Want”, where she talks about hanging onto a fractured relationship by any means necessary. She talks about it being doomed but feels there is light at the end of the tunnel and how it makes her box on and tries to give whoever the man is on this track whatever he wants or needs to make the relationship return to how it began.

“What About us” talks about those used in relationships and how their feelings have been dismissed. “Barbies” talks about how life was so much sweeter, carefree and elementary when she was just in her room playing with her Barbie dolls. However, there’s also a contradiction within this track where she states that she can’t remember how life was more straightforward as a child. Finally, she questions the future and where we all go after all is said and done.

“For Now” is a yearning for a Utopian relationship (I think, that’s the terminology, I’m looking for?) and how to recover how we used to feel towards each other and just press the pause button to remain in that moment always. She also confesses that she is far from perfect, and what she says can cause her to destroy what she has with someone or cut them very profoundly.

We then have the epiphany moment, where P!nk realises that despite all her flaws, she has nothing to fear and can keep going straight down the road rather than looking for other directions on the song, “I am Here”. She might still be scared of her journey, but she’s willing not to stray and battle any storm that might come her way.

You can hear the same sentiment as those above in “Wild Hearts Can’t be Broken”. However, in “Secrets”, P!nk talks about moments in her life she is not particularly proud of regarding relationships with the opposite sex. She is confessing to moments when she has lied and hidden secrets. Indeed, she reveals that the truth is written all over her face, and now, she’s ready to uncover things that you will find extremely hard to take.

With “You Get My Love”, she is talking to her current husband, Carey Hart, and even though she is still not entirely used to the idea of being ready for her marriage, she adores him no matter what and will stand by him through thick and thin to make the marriage last for eternity.

Now, let’s look at one of the best tracks on the record, the title track, which is so aptly named for her seventh studio album. What I found very interesting and poetically tragic is that this song is compared to how you feel when your life becomes consumed by drugs, even though it is clearly about a very toxic relationship. You fall victim to it and become an addict. I find that beautiful yet tragic, but she is certainly onto something when she compares them. Being in a toxic relationship is like becoming a drug addict because even though, you want out, you get sucked back in again and can’t seem to resist another hit even though you know deep down that, you need to get out.

Eminem features in the very volatile “Revenge”. Do you need an explanation of the meaning of the song? The title explains itself, plus you have Eminem on it. What more do you need to know? Eminem is known for very passionate vocals and hard-hitting lyrics. Straightaway, you already know that this song isn’t laced with romance. He talks about how he will avenge his lover after she has cheated on him while using extremely derogatory terms directed at her throughout. I love Eminem, so as you can imagine, I liked this song and the truth about how someone feels when they are wronged in the most heinous way in a relationship.

The next song I will look at is “Where We Go”, where P!nk tells a fable wrapped in hopelessness where a relationship has no chance of surviving what it has already gone through. Not even a divine intervention will perform a miracle. “Better Life” is somewhat pessimistic, and instead of P!nk being in such a loving relationship at present, she feels very insecure and feels that her lover can do better with his life and have a better wife. The fear of this grips her so much

she is tempted to begin drinking and smoking again to an unhealthy level.

Overall review:

What an amazing record. I love the fact that P!nk has told her story through the means of her art and revealed to the listener all about her life up to the present day, which is very rare in a society where so many people in her profession like to put on this mask that all is rosy in their life, not necessarily through their music but how they are portrayed in the public eye. With “Beautiful Trauma”, you get everything from her happiness, confessions, honesty, bitterness, and explosive rage, as demonstrated in “Revenge” featuring Eminem. Some have said they are uncomfortable by her dark side, but to me, it makes her even more genuine as an artist and person. The album is aptly named. 9/10

Week One: Little Mix- Glory Days

You Gotta Not: 

Hello, and welcome to my weekly track-by-track review of the No. 1 albums throughout 2017. Please comment and give me feedback on what you think of my weekly reviews. I will share my honest opinions no matter how harsh they might be, so I am warning you. I hope you enjoy my weekly reviews and wish you all the best in 2017.

Little Mix-Glory Days

Shout Out to My Ex: 

This song celebrates the mistakes you’ve learned from a previous relationship, how you’re defiant with your attitude, and how your ex-partner won’t break you. The Song is laced with irony.

Touch: 

The music reminds me of the latest material by the Danish artist Mø. The song has a very catchy chorus, which is always the best ingredient for a song to become a hit.

F.U.: 

Well, there are no prizes for deciphering the meaning of what “F.U.” stands for. I’m not a fan of this kind of mainstream music, but this song has a rather blues-induced vibe. The lyrics are about hating someone you can’t seem to kick(no matter how hard you try), yet you have managed to be dragged back into falling for them with, as the song mentions, “sweet talk”. It also sounds like it was influenced by songs such as “Unchained Melody” or “Earth Angel” when You hear the sound the lyrics are immersed in.

Oops ft Charlie Puth: 

A nice animated piano riff and melodic whistling introduce the song. The Saxophone also adds nicely to the sound. It is a very upbeat track and falls into what I would define as “classic pop”.

The song sounds like the Calypso genre inspired it. The Saxophone makes an appearance and also Trumpets during the chorus. There is also that classic hook employed (in this case, “na na na”), which I can guarantee will get stuck into your head like most hooks do.

Down & Dirty: 

The song starts with a dance theme before surprising you by going into dubstep and throwing you straight into dance. It sounds familiar to the music associated with lil Wayne’s “Lollipop”.

Power:

The sound of a motorbike can be heard in the introduction leading to excellent, rich vocals in the verse. The chorus falls into the dance genre. The second verse could be better vocally. It sounds more like soft rapping and doesn’t tie into the track’s title; the delivery used wasn’t potent. One of the vocalists chants “motorbike”, which then progresses to a build-up that leads into an instrumental break before the chorus kicks in. The song ends with the motorbike chant again, progressing to a build-up, and then suddenly stops.

Your Love:

I can again hear that the Caribbean has inspired the music. The introduction and verses are relatively mellow, with a steady soft piano riff. The chorus again has that classic pop hook to get the listener’s attention.

Nobody Like You:

A very emotional piano accompanies the vocals in this track. This is undoubtedly the deeper side of the band on the album. It is indeed a departure from the usual music that Little Mix is more infamous for. This is certainly a track worth listening to if you are a deep thinker. I would say that “Nobody Like You” is more aimed at the adult market, and I am sure it will feature during the slow dance moments at parties, et cetera (maybe even as the first dance of the newly married bride and groom).

No More Sad Songs:

This track is a metaphor for life about not letting yourself get down by whatever dire situation you are in but to soldier on through and enjoy being in the moment. As mentioned in the chorus, “I beg you please don’t play no more sad songs”. The chorus lyrics also talk about being wrapped up in the music, and everyone knows that music is an excellent way of healing yourself after any emotional ordeal. Again, this is not a track I associate with the band when I have heard the mainstream charts—another deep number I thoroughly enjoyed.

Private Show:

This sounds like the kind of rnb I listened to in the early 1990s and also featured a saxophone that sounds familiar to the one used in Jennifer Lopez’s “Play”. It is quite an upbeat, cheeky track, and just like a private show, it is too short(the shortest track on the entire album). I would metaphorically describe it as a short but enjoyable lap dance(the lap dance in this scenario being your ears).

Nothing Else Matters:

I remember Metallica had a song with the same title back in the early 1990s, but is this one anything like that classic track? Sonically no. Of course, Metallica is more Rock and Little Mix is more traditional pop. Emotionally? In some ways, it is. The delivery is less emotional than James Hetfield’s, but there are elements lyrically of the emotion that James delivered on that 1990s track. This is a great way to close the album, and since “Nobody Like You”, the album gradually sobers up the listener. The lyrics in the track also touch on the fact that when you’re in a relationship, you’re the only ones who should care what you both think rather than letting others interfere.

Overall Review:

I have to be brutally honest and say that I wasn’t looking forward to reviewing this album due to the fact I can’t stand most of the material that has featured in the singles charts as far back as 2007 and that I thought I would have jumped off a building not very far into this album, but I have surprised myself. I found the album enjoyable and worthy of its current placement in the official UK album charts. The stand out tracks for me were “Power” because I loved the vocal delivery in the first verse, “Your Love”, due to the soft piano riff, “Nobody Like You” shows the band have a very emotional and deep side to their arsenal, “No More Sad Songs” for its metaphorically delivered message, “Private Show” because, it takes me back to my infancy and “Nothing Else Matters” because all of we should heed the message it delivers. 8/10