I am trying to understand why I am bothering to write a review on this. It was absolutely shocking. The only tracks worth listening to were the interludes. The rest of it was utterly shit.
No rating
Week 34: Burna Boy- I Told Them…
Rap
Week 28: J Hus- Beautiful and Brutal Yard
I was looking forward to hearing this after “Big Conspiracy”, but it was utterly unlistenable. What would have been a great song with Jorja Smith was ruined by shitty autotune. I enjoyed three songs because none of them used autotune: ‘ Come Look’, ‘Cream’, and ‘It’s Crazy’. Very disappointing. That’s all I have to say. Roll on Blur next week.
Song recommendations: ‘Come Look’, ‘Cream’, ‘It’s Crazy’
2/10
Week 45: Drake & 21 Savage- Her Loss
I won’t lie to you. I was not too fond of this album. I initially gave up after five tracks. However, I went back to it. The excessive use of autotune drives me insane and deems most tracks skippable. 21 Savage has been boasting recently that he is “the best UK rapper”. I can assure you; he isn’t even close to being up there—bloody awful rapper with shit content to boot. As for Drake, he is still droning on about the same things. I miss mainstream rap that had hard-hitting subjects in them. I don’t want to fucking hear about what car they drive or what watch they are wearing. This album was unlistenable. Please don’t buy it. Don’t even buy it for someone as a late Christmas present. It isn’t very good.
Song recommendations: None. It is that awful.
No marks
Week 30: Jamie T- the Theory of Whatever
I first heard of Jamie T in 2009 after hearing ‘Calm Down Dearest’ in a supermarket. I thought it was a good song with heartfelt lyrics, but that was about as much attention I paid to his music until 2010. I attended several Indie discos to find myself again after having woman trouble and needing to let loose, have some fun, socialise, and chat with other women in clubs. A song besides Phoenix ‘1901’ getting the absolute shit played out of it was ‘Sticks n Stones’. Now, I initially thought it was the Libertines or Babyshambles (I have no idea why. Carl and Pete sound nothing like Jamie.), so I scoured the internet to find it and saw it was by Jamie T. That’s when I started to pay attention to his music and sought out live performances. I also saw them when he was on shows like Later…with Jools Holland. The next time I would hear of him until recently was when he performed ‘Zombie’ on Later…with Jools Holland.
Jamie would disappear for some time after that, and since he seldom uses social media, it can be challenging to stay in the loop. People started asking questions in 2020, and two years later, he emerged on Twitter to let the music world know he was working on an album, and a release date was slated for the summer as well as a tour. In June, he would appear on the most recent series of Later…with Jools Holland, where he performed his classic ‘Zombie’ and two new songs, ‘the Old Style Raiders’ and ‘A Million One New Ways to Die’. Noel Gallagher, his kids, and Rita Ora would watch his headline set at Glastonbury on the John Peel stage as he closed out the Saturday. Noel, among others, is a fan of the London artist.
The first thing that strikes you when you first see the album is the cover art of Jamie playing golf. I don’t know its meaning, but he is now 36, reflecting that he is more mature and wiser. However, that might contradict his closing remarks at Glastonbury, where he addressed the crowd with, “I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. Thank you for coming to see us, but it really makes no difference to my life. I couldn’t give a fuck. I’d play to an empty room, I don’t care.”
That’s quite enough of that. I am now going to proceed to a track-by-track review:
90s Cars:
Slow drumming over keys, stuttering vocals that stop abruptly. It’s a good backstory over a slow but great melody.
the Old Style Raiders:
This is a quintessential Jamie T song with rap vocals over guitars, an anthemic chorus, and his version of indie rock. As mentioned earlier, I first heard this on Later…with Jools Holland. It was also the lead single that Jamie used to tell us all that he is back and what we should all expect from the new album.
British Hell:
A punchy song with riffs to match, where Jamie foretells about the shit storm created in Britain and how it has become hell. The title is quite apt with the shit and corrupt government currently in charge who makes the general public’s lives miserable.
the Terror of Lambeth Love:
Jamie doesn’t hold back and tells it how it is over synths. It is a quick and angry rant, which makes the short length of the track quite apt.
Keyring Lamborghinis:
The story depicts a female who is a menace to society. She ruins people’s lives by terrorising them and the borough. The synthesiser is utilised once again.
St George Wharf Tower:
I am still trying to decide what to take away from this track, and the video wasn’t any clearer. He is just walking with the tower of wealthy business people behind him. The song sees the acoustic make an appearance with the strings plucked. It is slow, quiet and calm. I guess this is the hangover track.
A Million & One New Ways to Die:
Again, this is another song I heard on Later…with Jools Holland back in June. There is no time to catch your breath with this one. Jamie goes all-in from the first struck chord, and you can hear his passion and anger. One of the many qualities that attract people to Jamie’s music is that no-nonsense attitude. The guitars and the riffs play at a searing volume with an intensity that keeps you pumped for 3:17. Certainly, one of my favourites immediately caught my attention when watching it performed on Jools Holland’s show.
Thank You:
This sounds like a song that Damon Albarn would write for Blur. The story appears to be about a black cab driver and the pitfalls of being one.
Between the Rocks:
This relates to the same ferocity you experience in ‘A Million & One New Ways Die”. I don’t believe anyone can rap at the speed he does over indie rock. I am yet to witness it, anyway. In this, Jamie thanks those who have stood by him during the times when he struggles with his mental health. He also states that he still has a passion for songwriting, even though he doesn’t need to keep being creative with his songwriting. He still has the will and drive to carry on, which is fortunate for him and all involved.
Sabre Tooth:
It is a song rich in instrumentation. Guitars, drums, keys, you name it. A lot is going on instrumentally.
Talk is Cheap:
Jamie gets out the acoustic guitar again, bringing down the tempo and gently singing from his heart. This track is about karma. The leading character has done many bad things in the past and is now paying for them.
Old Republican:
Jamie sings about pushing away someone you now realise you long for over the keyboard. Another clever thing about the track is that as the character’s feelings grow more intense, so does the instrumentation, which you sense in the guitar and the keyboard.
50,000 Unmarked Bullets:
Jamie closes the album with a soft piano ballad, reflecting the character’s mood, which is falling apart as the romance in his heart slowly disappears. However, instead of the record ending on a melancholic note, the character has optimism and reassures himself that someone is still there for him to be loved by.
Song recommendations: ‘A Million & One New Ways to Die’, ‘British Hell’, ‘Old Republican’
9/10
Week 44: Ed Sheeran- =
I am going to do a brief track-by-track summary from Ed’s final album using mathematical symbols (Or so he says.):
Tides:
This track sounds akin to ‘Castle on the Hill’ from his previous and best album so far “, ÷“. I also felt it had a touch of Oasis, Sam Fender, and Bon Iver. You can tell by the subject that Ed has grown up as he talks about his family rather than being drunk or high on nights out. Some might say the title is aptly named as life has changing tides and our responsibilities become more.
Shivers:
This was the second single off the record and reached the top spot in the first week of release. This is more a track about Ed witnessing others having fun and enjoying life again as the world slowly opens up after the pandemic. The tempo is ideal for vibes on a night out with elements of uplifting dance.
First Times:
We became accustomed to this typical Ed Sheeran song before and after his debut album “+”. Ed once again picks up his acoustic Martin & Co Junior, telling fables about his life, from his success of playing out and controlling EE Stadium(Wembley)to his marriage to Cherry and the birth of his daughter. Strings accompany this gentle ballad, and has an Irish folk feel to it. After all, Ed grew up listening to the likes of Planxty.
Bad Habits:
Everyone wondered if Ed still had it after taking a sabbatical, but in the summer, he proved that when this track became the summer anthem. Originally, Ed had no plans to release this as the teaser, nor did he want it to play out as the record’s theme. However, Ed saw that people wanted to go out and enjoy themselves again after lockdown, so he tried to reflect that in the song.
Overpass Graffiti:
This uplifting track around synthesisers reminded me of Dua Lipa’s ‘Be the One’ from 2017. It even follows the same theme of Dua’s song: love. The track also has Bon Iver-Esque vocal overlays.
the Joker and the Queen:
This Piano ballad with strings about love reminded me of Bread’s ‘Make it with You’ and sounded briefly melodically like the Noisette’s ‘Never Forget You’. It also reminded me of the music in the 60s for some reason.
Leave Your Life:
Ed told Jools Holland that he wrote this song for his daughter so that she is always among his thoughts, even when he is on the road. It was also inspired after a close friend passed away. It features Ed beatboxing, a string sample looped during the verses., and how he remains faithful to his wife and daughter no matter how far away he is.
Collide:
It has shades of Jimmy Cliff’s version of ‘I Can See Clearly Now’ with its implementation of maracas and the drumbeat. There is a haunting keyboard effect, pan pipes. The sensation can be described as being under a waterfall in the African jungle, as Ed assures you everything will be okay. The outro brings in the piano. The track is a top-heavy production.
2step:
So far, Ed hasn’t rapped on the album until now, albeit he does it sparingly. This is like an Usher RnB beat with a looping guitar riff as Ed touches on love, the common dominator on the record.
Stop the Rain:
An acoustic track with electronic drums, a funky bassline and synths. Sounds a bit Latin too.
Love in Slow Motion:
Ed isn’t just driven by music anymore—an ode to his wife about making their marriage the utmost priority in his hectic life. The song features a mandolin and his trusty acoustic friend. The track sounds like a combination of the Goo Goo Dolls ‘Iris’ and the Corrs’ ‘Falling in Love’.
Visiting Hours:
Ed wrote this about his late friend, mentioned under ‘Leave Your Life’ by Michael Gudinski. Ed lets out his raw emotion as he laments that he won’t be able to share future experiences with his friend and that he wishes there were visiting hours in heaven to update Michael and still see him. Again, the song features acoustic accompanied by piano with a choir during the chorus, strings at the breakdown, and horns and synths.
Sandman:
I imagine this lullaby was created as a song to send Lyra to sleep instead of him reading her a story. The lyrics are delightful, with dreams of those beautiful things we let our vivid imaginations run away with as children. For example, Ed says, “A Snowman made of ice cream”…I mean, we all had mad dreams like that. The track features a xylophone (usually used for lullabies.), a ukulele, a tropical beat, strings and a music box. You can’t get any more lullaby than this.
Be Right Now:
The closer has pulsating drums, electronic piano, synths, and a New Order/Peter Hook-Esque bassline, and as it reaches the chorus, the tempo speeds up and sounds like a track by Georgia.
Okay. I lied. It could have been a more brief summary.
Song recommendations: ‘First Times’, ‘Visiting Hours’, ‘Love in Slow Motion’
9/10
Week 37: Drake- Certified Lover Boy
Well, last week, as you know, I reviewed Kanye West’s “Donda”, and as you know, I wasn’t all that impressed. I have no idea how long this review will be because I wasn’t impressed with Drake’s “Certified Lover Boy” either. Once again, Drake can’t help himself when utilising autotune. God, I despise that software. Like I have stressed on many occasions, if you can’t sing, don’t try to cheat with that software because you sound worse using it. Drake’s latest album had plenty of potential until some collaborators ruined it with autotune. Drake can go deep with his lyrics as he did on ‘Champagne Poetry’, ‘7am on Bridle Path’ and ‘the Remorse’. Those are the only tracks I liked with Drake on them and no pathetic autotune in sight. My favourite was ‘Yebba’s Heartbreak’ featuring, funnily enough, Yebba on vocals over a soft piano. I first saw Yebba Smith on Later…with Jools Holland in the autumn of 2019 on a Mark Ronson track. Mark has sung her praises for quite a while, and it was great to hear her on this record. It was my favourite because of her strong vocals, and Drake left her to it. It’s unusual for an artist/band’s album to only feature on some of their tracks. I can’t continue the review because the record bored me.
Song recommendations: ‘Yebba’s Heartbreak’, ‘Champagne Poetry’, ‘the Remorse’
3/10
Week 36: Kanye West- Donda
In 2004, I bought an RnB compilation album called “Ice”, which also happened to have an artist I was yet to discover called Kanye West, and songs called ‘All Falls Down’ and ‘Jesus Walks’ complete with about three remixes of those said tracks. Back then, I liked his music and was interested in discovering more. Many feel it is offensive to rip off ‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’ by Daft Punk off their iconic “Discovery” album. I didn’t mind Kanye’s sampling of it for his track ‘Stronger’, and I also enjoyed the track featured as the title track for the Saint’s Row the Third console game. The latter was in 2008; that was the last time I was interested in listening to his songs.
In the previous decade, Hyde Park was beyond embarrassing. His music has been nothing short of cringeworthy since then. His woe-is-me act while wearing a diamond-studded Prada (I think) mask at the British Summer Time Festival was disgraceful. Yes, he came from a low-income family, but you don’t rant about that wearing such a mask. His hijacking of Beck’s award at the Grammys was also a joke. He wanted to protest about Taylor Swift winning an honour and stole what should have been an excellent moment for Beck Hansen. Luckily for him, Beck, although visibly stunned, found it funny and praised Kanye for his work.
So…”Donda” is an album everyone has been raving about and comparing it to Drake’s “CLB” (I forget what it stands for right at this moment.). I wouldn’t say I like Drake’s rapping anyway. He wants to use autotune; that winds me up big time. Now, “Donda” lasts for almost two hours over twenty-seven tracks. I was willing to listen, but there were only three tracks worth listening to. The rest is just autotuned bullshit. It’s a shame because he does have some pretty hard-hitting stories to tell, but all ruined by that shitty software, ‘Donda Chant’ is just not worth putting on a record. It lasted 52 seconds, with a female repeatedly saying “Donda”. The three tracks I did like were ‘Jail’, which is rock-inspired, ‘Heaven and Hell’ and ‘Keep My Spirit Alive’, which took me back to something that 2pac and Tha Outlawz Immortalz might have done during their peak in the 1990s. Apart from that, an album shrouded in hyperbole. Utter shit.
Song recommendations: ‘Keep My Spirit Alive’, ‘Heaven and Hell’, ‘Jail’
3/10
Week 45: Ariana Grande- Positions
When you listen to any of her music, you know you will get entire honesty as she is not afraid to reveal each layer of her life. The same can be said for this album, as she is talking so openly about her sex life. It’s hard to believe she would do it when you consider she’s a Judy Garland fan and her past in children’s television shows.
I mean, she even had the fucking audacity to name a track after a particular area in the vagina, so everything is revealed, and she is not giving you a chance to use your imagination. It’s refreshing to see a modern-day R&B artist opting for a production from the 1990s R&B scene. Some tracks sound like the UK Garage scene from the early 2000s, and some remind me of house with that iconic piano.
She is fucking nuts; she even has a song called “My Hair”, which is all about her ponytail, which has somehow managed to get as famous as her. My favourite is “Motives”, featuring the talented singer/rapper Doja Cat. Although the record is highly sexually forward, there are moments where Ariana stops being playful and goes much deeper into her soul with tracks like “Off the Table”, “POV”, and “Safety Net”. I wonder where her next album is going, as we know so much about her sex life after listening.
Song recommendations: “Motives”, “Safety Net”, “Off the Table”.
7/10
Week Thirty-Nine: Pop Smoke- Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon
You know what? I struggled with what would be the best way to write this. I didn’t enjoy this posthumous album, so I will not even bother with a bit of fact file on the late Pop Smoke because this album is awful. I heard so much about this kid in the past couple of years, about he’s the next blah, blah, blah. So, I thought that I would be surprised and agree with the masses, but I don’t. Out of twenty songs, I only liked four because no fucking autotune was used, and they had great lyrics and great production. The tracks in question were “44 Bulldog”, “Make it Rain”, “Tunnel Vision”, and the very popular “Dior”. Just like Drake, I will give this a rating because it merits one. Unlike the fucking awful Bieber album at the start of the year ( Give or take.), it’s not going to be very high, because I didn’t enjoy it.
3/10
Week Thirty-Six: Nines- Crabs in a Bucket
I have to admit that I don’t know much about him apart from an incident in Harlesden last year when someone mentioned it in conversation and asked if I knew of him or his music. Anyway, I highly recommend listening to his album because there are some fascinating and gritty stories about his life with some tremendous wordplay chucked in. The album suggests that he is a rapper rather than an MC, of which I wonder if he has ever been the latter in the sense of grime, drill, or garage.
Nines captures your attention from the first track with his best introduction to date out of his previous two albums plus mixtapes. The track features a piano accompanying a horrific story about his father’s cancer diagnosis, seeing his friends getting sent down for life, not having material ready to give to major labels, and declining to appear at several festivals. He also yearns for freedom from that period, and how he feels trapped despite his current success. This isn’t just any old intro; this is an intro where the artist reveals, in this case, Courtney Freckleton rather than just Nines. “Intro” just blew my mind, and I have to say that I think it is up there as one of the most revealing tracks I’ve heard from an artist.
I also discovered that Nines is no small-time player in the game within the confines of the UK hip-hop scene, and that shows with the various features on the record who are the major players. Again, the contributing artists used impressive wordplay and told stories to make your ears prick up.
Much of the album uses samples from various hip-hop classics, mainly from America. He even chucks in a few 2Pac bars from his 1995 “Me Against the World” track. I believe the track in question is called “Lights” and uses the sample of Kool & the Gang’s “Summer Madness”.
As you know, I can’t stand interludes because they are often just throwaways, but there’s something about “Stalker Interlude”. Yes, it starts with Nines receiving a phone call from some next crazy woman asking why he hasn’t answered her fifteen calls. Still, he starts talking about the trials and tribulations of being caught up with women who act this way and even says to the lady in question that she’s a gold digger, but she isn’t the only one this song is aimed at. He talks about those who only want him as a boyfriend for his status and money and how he had problems with younger women and even posh women. An interlude I will listen to again and again.
“All Stars 2” impressed me not just for Nines but for the story Clavish delivered, where he boasts about being on a Nines album when all others had doubted he was even worthy to appear on his mixtapes, let alone one of his albums. It’s a friendly little reminder for his haters to hear for eternity.
The album ends with no surprises: “Outro”, and just like “Intro”, it is every bit as compelling with the storytelling. Here, Nines addresses that he was once one of many crabs in a bucket and is now in high-profile business meetings. It is pretty refreshing to hear that even though he is now a made man, he still keeps it 100 by still living in Harlesden, rather than leaving at the first chance like one of his friends did.
Of course, there are drawbacks to the record; I especially hate using the dreaded autotune, so I didn’t listen to seven of the tracks. Despite that, “Crabs in a Bucket” offers more than his previous two albums, as Nines remains on the same topic throughout—his life. The listener discovers more than just his alter-ego, and it is always great to hear a rapper talk about their life outside of the business and what they have experienced and are like, from their strengths to their weaknesses to their vices.
Song recommendations: “Intro”, “Lights”, “Stalker Interlude”
8/10
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