Week 37: Robbie Williams- XXV

 have no idea where I first heard Robbie Williams. Take That appeared out of nowhere in the 90s and became extremely popular without a steady rise. I don’t mind some of Robbie’s work since he decided to go solo in 1997, which started with the indie-inspired ‘Old Before I Die’. I love that song, but Robbie isn’t too keen on it when you read his 2016 autobiography “Reveal”. He appears to hate it with a passion. I used to love hearing it on the radio, on television or on the jukebox at the local Riley’s snooker club. It epitomised the whole indie revival movement during that period. I am surprised by his submission because after being discarded by the Gallagher brothers, he said in his book, it didn’t deter him from liking Oasis, and he enjoys a lot of indie music. I don’t fucking care if some of you are smirking at me reading his book, it was an intriguing read, and you get to know the honest Robbie and not the one slaughtered by the media. So, my initial plan was to listen to the new tracks on “XXV”, but he had other ideas. Yes, it is his greatest hits, but not in their original guise. The songs have been reimagined with Jules Buckley conducting an orchestra, and there is even a Beethoven version of ‘Angels’. That’s the introduction over; now to the review. I have elected to analyse each classic and new song track-by-track.

Let’s begin:

Let Me Entertain You:

No one can forget this beast of an anthem with its rock attitude. When this was recorded, the La’s and Lightning Seeds drummer Chris Sharrock was drumming for Robbie. Of course, Chris would go on to join Robbie’s friends Oasis, Beady Eye, and his least favourite Gallagher brother Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds. The song carries on in the same vein, but the horns and choir bring that celestial finish to it. Already I am impressed.

Come Undone:

A friend had this on a Now That’s What I Call Music compilation in 2003, and I was reading the footnotes. Tupac Shakur inspires this song. I was shocked to hear this because I don’t hear any references to Pac in the song. On a side note, Robbie and Pac met in 1995 at the Versace birthday party. They both shared a joint, and they got on almost immediately. Pac didn’t know about Robbie’s portrayal by the media and didn’t seem to care either. They shot the shit about life and, for a brief moment, became friends. Has the song improved much since the original? Only slightly. Not much to write about.

Love my Life:

In the book, Robbie said he wrote this for Theodora(his daughter.) to tell her never to forget to love your life despite what others might say about you. Again, the orchestra lift this song to another level; to be honest; it is fit for the West End when they do a musical on Robbie.

Millenium:

There was no point in tweaking this track. It doesn’t enhance it, as the original already has a stringed section. I believe it was pilfered from a James Bond theme song. He was better off not bothering to rework this one.

the Road to Mandalay:

Again, a pointless rework. The original is better.

Tripping:

For the third time in succession, the track didn’t need necessary work. I am sure this one catches your attention by starting off with a reggae vibe before returning to the familiarity. You feel cheated when the reggae falls away after the introduction. I’d have preferred a reggae vibe on the rework, in all honesty. I cannot recall a single track where Robbie has done reggae.

Bodies:

I’ve never been a fan of it, and the rework didn’t do much for me.

Candy:

Jesus. This song made me cringe when it came out, and still makes me cringe now. Robbie is better than bubblegum pop.

Supreme:

Again, I believe another song pilfered from a James Bond film. I didn’t feel a rework was necessary. I mean, what could Jules have possibly done to improve it? The original has an orchestra. There are, however, female backing vocals. Still didn’t do much to improve, though.

Strong:

Again, Robbie puts on his indie head in the original, and to be honest, there is not much difference between the XXV version and the original. It’s a photo finish which is better. 

Eternity:

Just like ‘Strong’, there isn’t much difference in both versions.

No Regrets:

My favourite track off “I’ve Been Expecting You”, and it has to be the original that will remain my favourite. He tries to make this more upbeat when the original is melancholic, which fits with the concept.

She’s the One:

I love this cover of World Party’s track, even though the original is much better. It was a nice nod to World Party, but Karl Wallinger has said on many occasions he now hates performing the song and that Robbie ruined it for him. In the book, Robbie mentions how through a third party, Karl said, “When you see him, tell him he’s a cunt”. If Karl hated the original cover, he isn’t going to be too fond of the XXV version, either. However, I believe the majority will agree with him this time.

Feel:

I was not too fond of it then, didn’t like it when Peter Schmeichel played on it live, and I still don’t like it now.

Rock DJ:

When this came out in the summer of 2000, I liked it. Then, it was played to death, so I stopped listening to it, and as I got older, I could not stand it. Even listening to the rework was too much.

Kids:

I loved this when it came out in the autumn of 2000, with its rock attitude and the collaboration with Kylie Minogue. Kylie features in the rework. Again, a photo finish of which one is best.

Angels:

The original pisses all over this. Do look out for a surprise later on, though.

Lost:

Now, we have come to a brand new track. It was made for this album. Yes, I know it was actually made for this record, but what I mean is it’s a perfect fit. The orchestra musicians compliment each other.

Nobody Someday:

An acoustic guitar accompanies Robbie’s vocals, accompanied by a soft choir. A vast improvement on the original.

Lazy Days:

The original itself was lazy instrumentally and vocally. The rework brings it to life—the orchestra playing a pivotal role.

Hot Fudge:

I never liked it and still don’t.

Sexed up:

Again, I wouldn’t say I liked the original, and my concentration wavered on this one.

More than This:

Another brand new song. Once again, it is a perfect fit, just like ‘Lost’.

Disco Symphony:

Another new track that does exactly what it says. I can see this one being played at parties and wedding receptions imminently. Very uptempo and very disco.

Better Man:

You’re better off listening to the original.

Home Thoughts from Abroad:

The Magic FM moment on the album. Although to be fair, the majority of the record will fit nicely on their playlists.

the World and Her Mother:

The final new track has the Robbie signature written all over it.

Into the Silence:

Again, another photo finish.

Angels (Beethoven AI):

This song is merged with Beethoven’s ‘Unfinished 10th Symphony’, and fuck me; it fits in perfectly. I never thought I would see the day when ‘Angels’ collaborates with ‘Unfinished 10th Symphony’. I was blown away when I heard it, and it fucking destroys the original. That was a very clever move by Robbie. This version is beyond space; it’s that good.

Song recommendations: ‘Angels(Beethoven AI)’, ‘Nobody Someday’, ‘Disco Symphony’

7/10

Why such an average rating, you ask? Well, because I prefer the originals.

Week 34: Steps- Platinum Collection

Blimey, where to start with this? I am not an enormous admirer of Steps, but needs must. I will try and be as professional as I can. I must first confess that some of their songs are a guilty pleasure for me, and their wedding reception-friendly music is…well, uplifting. A young lad I know slaughtered me for even daring to review this. However, it was necessary for you, my wonderful readers and followers.

So…Steps have been going since the mid-90s and first burst onto the scene with their line dance smash ‘5,6,7,8’. Since then, they have had a string of hits, and among them were some reimagined covers. Quite funny when you consider many thought their first single was going to consign them to the one-hit wonder category. It is also worth noting that the band members contemplated joining due to that possibility. Don’t forget, they split up after their third album, and we saw a documentary on Claire Richards’s struggles coming to terms with that, but she did form a duo with her fellow band member Ian “H” Watkins. The band returned in 2011, complete with a four-part documentary on Sky Living giving an insight into the reunion. The documentary would get a second series in 2012 co-titled ‘Steps: On the Road Again’, and after that, they announced they would release their fourth studio album, “Light up the World”, with a six-date Christmas tour to follow upon its release.

What’s funny about this album is you would think it is another greatest hits compilation (They have done an eye-watering six!), but no. There are plenty of new tracks (Remixes included), which I discovered upon listening (I skipped most of the old ones because I have heard them before, and some of them on countless occasions. Be it at the supermarket, weddings or parties.) However, the band would just be dismissed as a nostalgia act until 2016, when they would again be taken as the serious act they were during the mid-90s to early 2000s.

I happen to listen to the deluxe edition, which has an astounding 43 tracks, complete with solo releases by the members and remixes. You have songs with uplifting production and melancholic lyrics for balance over Nile Rodgers and Chic-inspired melodies. Now, you have no fucking idea how hard this is to break down in a review because I could still be writing this this time next year. You will have to listen to the deluxe edition and decide what you enjoy and don’t.

So, you probably wonder if I have any personal favourites, and the answer is yes. Mainly the remixes of ‘Stomp’ and ‘the Runner’. The former has a slight variation on their Nile Rodgers and Chic-Esque original, which samples ‘Everybody Dance’. ABBA drives the latter, and who doesn’t mind a bit of ABBA? My third choice would have to be ‘the Slightest Touch’. Again, it has that classic Steps hallmark to it with its uplifting instrumentation over melancholic lyrics—something mastered by the likes of the Smiths and Oasis when they were around. “Platinum Collection” is a journey from then until now, and you can see how they have evolved and managed to maintain their status. Not bad for potential one-hit wonders.

Song recommendations: ‘Stomp(Steps 25)’, ‘the Runner’, ‘the Slightest Touch’

8/10

Week 11: Rex Orange County- WHO CARES?

I first came across Alex O’Connor, or Rex Orange County, while playing FIFA 18 and his song ‘Never Enough’. I liked it, but I was invested in setting up the squad, tactics, formation, and playing the game rather than paying attention to the songs. The next time I came across him on Later…with Jools Holland in autumn 2019. I only knew who he was once I heard his vocals. Why? Because on FIFA 18, I avoid looking at who the songs are by. If they sound good, I keep them, and if they sound shit, well… they go. I was impressed by his live performances of the songs and then sought out his live performances via YouTube. I was further impressed and added him to my gargantuan list of artists/bands I like. Apparently, in the 21st century, he is like Paul McCartney to the kids. It is a stretch, but there is no doubt that Rex is talented.




The first thing that struck me about Rex’s fourth album, “Who Cares?” was how short it was. Before listening, I saw that the total time was under 35 minutes. I have heard records this long, so songs can be uploaded for teasing videos to Tik-Tok, and therefore, get those watching to buy and download the stream. It is a clever marketing strategy, but an album should be an album to me. From what I witnessed, those who use TikTok usually have a short attention span. 


An album was designed to be a long play and hold your concentration. My highlight was ‘OPEN A WINDOW’ with Tyler the Creator.




The album is happy-go-lucky, as usual. Something Rex is known for. Of course, there are moments of swearing and some songs about his recent split, but overall, Rex remains. It isn’t necessarily bad, but maybe Rex needs to face adversity to bring out the all-rounder we know that is hidden within him.




Song recommendations: ‘OPEN A WINDOW’, ‘ONE IN A MILLION’, ‘THE SHADE’

Week 4: Years & Years- Night Call

This will be a short review. I have never been a fan of the band, which is a great shame because, as a person, I like Olly Alexander. During the Lockdown Edition of Later…with Jools Holland, he spoke to Jools and gave reasons for selecting certain songs. These are songs that surprised me when you consider his age. There were some rather bizarre choices of bands from before he was even born. He came across as warm and spoke about the songs as if he was there before he even came to exist. I had a lot of respect for him after.


A lot of water has passed under the bridge since their last album in 2018. It is no longer a band but a solo moniker for Olly. I ended up zoning out or skipping tracks on the record. My interest didn’t pique until the tracks with Kylie and the version of ‘It’s a Sin’, which also features on Elton John’s album released last year.’A Second to Midnight’ and ‘Starstruck’ are phenomenal uplifting tracks and make you want to go out and find the nearest dancefloor to enjoy yourself. I loved the club feel to them. Of course, ‘It’s a Sin’ is excellent, as I mentioned in Elton’s review, so there is nothing more to say. It’s a shame the rest of the album was generic pop.




Song recommendations: ‘Starstruck’, ‘A Second to Midnight’, ‘It’s a Sin’




3/10

Week 46: Taylor Swift- Red (Taylor’s Version)

Unless you have been living under a rock, you will know that Taylor Swift was being held to ransom by Scooter Braun over her original masters for her past albums. To combat this, Taylor has decided to re-record the records, which are more enhanced versions of the original albums; over her years of experience as an artist, “Red (Taylor’s Version) is the second instalment of the re-worked records. Initially, the album was released in 2012.

Now, you would have thought that the interest from her fans or just generic listeners of hers wouldn’t bother listening to or buying an album they already have, but no, you would be wrong. I didn’t listen to the original record, but I did listen to a fair chunk of the songs through going shopping, listening to the radio, or watching television. The songs are far more enhanced now and better for it. Her vocals are more mature and softer. In the originals, Taylor sounds raw and angry. On these re-works so far, she has been far calmer. The production and the featured artists show that Taylor is savvier than she was as a youngster.

The immense excitement generated for this album’s release was the 10-minute version (That closes the record.) of ‘All too Well’. Her fans have known it, but the track was unreleased until this album came out. The song is about her brief relationship with actor Jake Gyllenhaal, which led to a heartbreaking split in 2010. The record also opens with the original shorter version of the same song, albeit more enhanced.

Unlike the original, the extended version includes anecdotes about how the breakup ruined her 21st birthday, and she scathes at the age difference between them. Taylor asks Jake if the split also hurts as the track fades out with haunting layered vocals. The track didn’t make me cry, but that might not happen with you. It is quite a challenging listen, but as mentioned before, Taylor remains measured with her vocals rather than spitting venom.

Of course, an added incentive to buy these reworks is the “From the Vault” tracks. Of course, as mentioned in my review earlier in the year, these songs are album tracks from those sessions. These sessions would include ‘All too Well (Extended Version)’, ‘I Bet You Think About Me’, ‘Run’ featuring Ed Sheeran, ‘Nothing New’ with Phoebe Bridgers and many others.

I enjoyed the refined version of ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’. It sounded familiar, but yet an entirely different track from the original. The production is more sophisticated, so any distortion has been cancelled out. I remember hearing this soft Dubstep track with a tinge of distortion, or maybe that’s just me. There are even tracks such as ‘Stay Stay Stay’ and ‘the Last Time’ featuring Snow Patrol’s Gary Lightbody that tended to be overlooked and have been given a new lease of life on this version, with Taylor taking it back to her country roots.

I will have to concede that this version of “Red” is far superior to the original because Taylor’s vocals are more refined and measured, plus the production is crispier. Taylor’s confidence has grown over the years of being an artist, and this re-work certainly shows it.

Song recommendations: ‘the Last Time’, ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’, ‘Everything Has Changed’

8/10

Week 43: Elton John- the Lockdown Sessions

Who doesn’t know who Elton John is? The man is part of music royalty. I have no idea how I was introduced to his music because he has been a constant, and I probably first heard him while I was inside the womb. He has released over 30 albums, hit the top spot just shy of 10 times, and won many accolades. 

But as he revealed on the recent episode of Later…with Jools Holland at Helicon Mountain, just like everyone else, he found himself in the same situation during the lockdown. Indeed, Elton had to postpone dates for what he says will be his final tour, “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Farewell Tour”. Elton has said on several occasions that he will quit touring for good. Still, this time, in conversation with Jools, he said that by the time the tour has finished, he would be shy of 80, meaning that he will probably be close to his mid-eighties by the time another album tour commences. Elton declared he wants to enjoy his family rather than being out on the road because he doesn’t particularly like touring as it is. Although he will retire from touring, he has said he will continue to release material for himself or collaborate with other artists.

So, how was the concept of this record born? Elton wanted to do more than play family games and watch television, which he initially did and wanted to be more active. So, instead of starting an album from scratch, he elected to do a collaboration record that features an array of talented musicians from Brandi Carlile to Yo-Yo Ma. Is the guest list a surprise? No. Not really. He has collaborated with pretty much everyone in the industry. The most surprising of all was with 2pac on ‘Ghetto Gospel’ in 2004 from Pac’s “Loyal to the Game” album produced by Eminem, who, despite using derogatory language towards homosexuals, ended up becoming good friends with Elton. Elton, of course, also has the likes of Ed Sheeran signed to his Rocketman management service.

I liked most of the album, albeit four tracks out of the 16. The tracks on “the Lockdown Sessions” are split down the middle between old tracks that were hits of his being tweaked and reimagined and the other half being unreleased and unique material. ‘Learn to Fly’ features the Texas duo Surfaces, inspired by Elton’s love of jazz. ‘Chosen Family’ is the standout track for me, which features Rina Sawayama (In fact, it is her song.), where they talk about…well, what the song title is. 

Now, I recently found out that it is supposed to be in solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community, of which both Elton and Rina are a part, but when I heard it, I listened to a song about us all being as one. I didn’t hear a reference to just one community but a message for the whole world. When put in the setlist, this track will be the moment when all the phones and lighters are lit up. It is a lovely slow-tempo ballad. By far, it is his best work on the album; believe me, there is plenty of it on this.

I am not a fan of Years & Years, but the reimagined version of the Pet Shop Boys’ 1987 smash hit, ‘It’s a Sin’, is brilliant. It is globa! Reach mix showcases the vocals of Olly Alexander signing over an acoustic guitar before Elton comes with his piano over a pulsating disco beat that will fill many a dancefloor at a wedding reception and those cheesy disco parties. I don’t know how the lads from Pet Shop Boys feel, but it doesn’t discredit the track for me. It is more upbeat and less sad.

If it weren’t for the beautiful collaboration with vocalist Rina Sawayama, the next track I am going to mention would have probably been my standout, and that’s the collaboration with Miley Cyrus, Watt, Yo-Yo Ma and Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo on, funnily enough, Metallica’s 1991 soft and melancholic ballad ‘Nothing Else Matters’. 

Miley’s vocal delivery resembles Lana del Rey’s with her gravelly voice. The song doesn’t deviate much from the original but is slower and more acoustic throughout. In contrast, the original involves a lot of electric guitar during the chorus and the solo section. You have to say it was a stroke of genius to bring on board a member of the band, Robert Trujillo, who would have made sure that the version by Elton did the original justice rather than see it spoiled or maybe even murdered by overproduction or sending it into the cheesy pop realm. 

The record’s diversity is quite something to behold, as you can tell by some of the tracks I have already touched on (Have you been paying attention? Hahaha.). Another disco and uplifting song is ‘Orbit’, featuring SG Lewis. I say disco, but is it? Well, yes and no. Yes, it is disco, but no, it ventures into the early days of what was to become house music, but with a retro twist. You are propelled back to the 1970s disco fever era but with an element of early house. Touching on the record’s diversity, Elton said it sent him back to his time as a session musician in the late 60s and how he has managed to balance the music he grew up with and the music that young people are currently listening to. Elton isn’t trying to appeal to just one audience, nor is he treating this as just a joke of a collaboration album. He has put serious work into this, and it has paid off.

The next song I will mention is with an artist I have heard an awful lot of late and watched, god knows how many documentaries about her, and that’s Elton’s excellent friend Brandi Carlile. They team up on ‘Simple Things’ that, as you can imagine, is embedded into Brandi’s country roots. Elton brings his country concept to the track and talks about the wisdom he has picked up throughout his years as a musician. I mean, there are just so many great tracks on “the Lockdown Sessions”. I am going to sum up the following shortly and sweetly:

‘E-ticket Ride’ featuring Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder: This is their glam-rock take on the Beatles classic ‘Ticket to Ride’, but the lyrics are updated for a modern world. Hence ‘E-ticket’.

‘Finish Line’ featuring Stevie Wonder: Stevie is a music legend in his own right and brings gospel to this song, making it spiritual.

‘Stolen Car’ featuring Fleetwood Mac’s Stevie Nicks: This track could be mistaken for the same couple from ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart’ talking about their relationship through those 45 years.

‘I’m Not Gonna Miss You’ featuring the late Glen Campbell: Glen would be proud of Elton’s collaborations and his reimagining of his songs and others. Indeed, I love Glen’s covers of the Foo Fighters ‘Times Like These’ and Green Day‘s ‘Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)’, respectively. It is a negative way to close the album and is probably the final wave by Glen. We lost him in 2017, but I imagine Elton has stored away this one for years, and through the lockdown, we have had the opportunity to say goodbye to Glen on this downtempo ballad.

My one disappointment with the record is that there has yet to be room for the late Leon Russell, who passed in 2016. Elton was a massive fan of Leon’s, even recording an album with him in the early 2000s. I was surprised not to have seen a collaboration with Leon on a track from those early 2000s sessions. I would have listed the ‘the Pink Phantom’, which also features on Gorillaz’s latest album, “Song Machine”. Overall, the track is excellent, and I have heard it at least four times on the band’s current tour. However, 6lack ruins it for me because he uses that software I detest, and the guy can’t sing anyway, so it doesn’t add any value to the track. It spoils it. Take him off, or get him to rap without the vocal software; you have a great track. This latest album is a testament to Elton’s ability to switch the creative tap on when necessary.



Song recommendations: ‘Chosen Family’, ‘Nothing Else Matters’, ‘Simple Things’

8/10

Week 42: Coldplay- Music of the Spheres (Volume 1. From Earth with Love)

My introduction to Coldplay was the year of their debut album “Parachutes” at the start of the millennium. It wasn’t ‘Shivers’ I heard either, but instead their classic song ‘Yellow’. While on a break in the common room at sixth form college, I remember hearing it on Radio 1; I think that was the station, and the DJ was Chris Moyles. I loved the idea of someone ready to do all crazy things to prove their love to another. Not to mention the instrumentation itself. Later that day, I went home to do some coursework and download songs through Napster (Remember that?), and of course, ‘Yellow’ was one of the tracks. 

“Parachutes” was a tremendous debut album, and everyone thought they would follow in the footsteps of Oasis, but the band had other ideas from the second record onwards. Indeed, Chris Martin said the band was created in the same image as his idols, U2. U2 upset many people when they changed from punk to make music to appeal to a broader audience.

However, unlike U2, Coldplay is the marmite of music. You know where I am going with this, so there is no need to explain further. Some idiots follow like sheep and believe it is “edgy” and “cool” not to like Coldplay, whereas some simply do not like their music because they changed dramatically after “Parachutes”. I do not care what music they make because I enjoy it regardless and respect their creativity. I have been slaughtered for liking the band. So why do they have such a vast fanbase if many hate them? Well, it all boils down to their live shows. There is something magical about seeing them live. Like U2, they can have the audience in their palm at any stadium and are frequent headliners at signature festivals. Regarding live performances, Coldplay is the second most significant band in the world behind U2.

However, when becoming a considerable stage presence, frontman Chris Martin might have lost his edge to write songs in the studio. Their last album was 2019’s “Everyday Life”, which, in the many accolades the band have received, was a massive disappointment as it was their first album in 20 years not to go multi-platinum. It didn’t fare too well in America, neither where the band are top-rated. “Everyday Life” didn’t get close to the sales made by 2015’s “A Head Full of Dreams”, which featured the likes of Beyoncé, Tove Lo, and their good friend Noel Gallagher (I recommend watching the film of the making of the album, and the tour.) I am not sure why the previous record didn’t do well. Maybe people didn’t like the concept of the band experimenting with African and Gospel. That’s what the band are about, though. Experimentation.

The band didn’t run away after the disappointment of “Everyday Life”. Its poor reception has motivated them to return more robust and show people that they are keeping their standards from slipping after 20 years at the top. Coldplay is still played on Radio One during the pop-friendly daytime, unlike most of their counterparts who have been consigned to Radio Two as their music isn’t “hip enough”. 

To make their presence known, the lead single ‘Higher Power’, which is a track that is the Weeknd-esque with the electronic 80s theme, was premiered in the Mercedes advert to promote their new electric car after Chris had stated the previous year that Coldplay would not be releasing anything until 2022. It took many by surprise; some said that Chris was a hypocrite for saying such a statement and using it in the advert for Mercedes. It also boomed out in the International Space Station. So from there, only a few expected a new album by the band, going by Chris’ comments. Even though ‘Higher Power’ was released, many still expected that to be the sole material released until next year.

The collaborators of the previous record were not acquired for “Music of the Spheres”. Coldplay got Max Martin on board to produce the album and gave him complete control. Max brought in the likes of Selena Gomez and the extremely popular K-pop boyband Bangtan Boys, aka BTS. I also like that London’s Jacob Collier was also acquired. I can imagine the criticism they will get for working with BTS, but Coldplay has always known that the best way to garner new fans and appeal to a broader audience is to remain relevant in the pop charts. Who knows, maybe some BTS fans have been turned onto Coldplay through the collaboration. That is what the band are aiming for. Remember that most music is now streamed via Spotify, so that the streaming hits will propel the band even further.

This is familiar for the band in that they have made tracks like ‘A Sky Full of Stars’ and their 2015 album ‘A Head Full of Dreams’ while featuring guitars was centred around electronica. On “Music of the Spheres”, I noticed that the synths feature prominently and are the loudest instruments. On a side note, some songs do not have names but are represented by emoticons or, as the youngsters call them, “emojis”. You need to go to Wikipedia to have a rough idea of what they are called. For example, the title track is stylised as an emoji of Saturn. Who would know that that planet represented the title track’s name? I know the band has used emojis as the names of songs before, but although it is unique and fun, it could be clearer at the same time to decipher the name. The track featuring BTS shows their dynamic ability and blends into the K-pop scene. Of course, there are also moments of what we know the band to be on tracks like ‘Humankind’ with an element of Van Halen’s ‘Jump’ or Huey Lewis and the News ‘Power of Love’. ‘People of the Pride’ sees the band again flirt with Experimentation as they try to sound like Muse. However, this time, Coldplay appear to be out of place.

What annoyed me about the record is that there are many instrumental tracks that I have classed many times on previous reviews as simply throwaway tracks that shouldn’t feature on albums. The record does drag somewhat, and it is a welcomed relief when the ballads arrive. My favourite, of course, was ‘Human Heart’ or rather just a heart emoji featuring the highly talented multi-instrumentalist/producer Jacob Collier, who always uses his falsetto range. Now, I usually detest that piece of shit known as auto-tune, but it is used correctly to give Chris a Bon Iver effect on his vocals this time. Yes, Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon is the only artist I can think of who uses auto-tune to better his vocals. I can’t believe I am saying this, but ‘Human Heart’ is one of my favourites off the record because it sounds like a Bon Iver track.

The obscurely named ‘Biutyful’ (From what I got from listening, it is pronounced “Beautiful”) sees the band try their hand at K-pop without the help of BTS. It works and has a beautiful melody. One wonders what the song’s original concept would be and why they decided to take a leap of faith in K-pop. The theme of the record is centred around the Universe. Indeed, the subtitle is “Volume 1. From Earth with Love”, which fits in with the humanitarian ways of Chris Martin. Chris is all about saving the planet. The album closes with ‘Coloratura’, which is far removed from most of the sound on the record. 

This 10-minute and 17-second track is your typical Coldplay anthem that rings out in the large stadia they perform in. The song includes strings during the instrumental breaks and synths that sometimes stand alone. The record itself is…well, a bit mental. There is no structure evident (If there is, fuck knows where.), and it reminds me of an album called “the River” released by Pink Floyd during the last decade. That record also needed an actual structure in place. 

However, I did enjoy “Music of the Spheres”, but it appears the band has rushed this rather than taken their time to make the album more structured. You go from an instrumental into a track, then a ballad, then a track that can’t make up its mind, whether instrumental or vocal. This is where Coldplay have fallen, in my opinion, on this album.

Song recommendations: ‘Human Heart’, ‘Biutyful’, ‘Humankind’ 

7/10

Week 33: Will Young- Crying on the Bathroom Floor

Will Young was first discovered after appearing on ITV’s music talent show, Pop Idol, in 2002(2001?), where he came up head-to-head with the red-hot favourite Gareth Gates. Both performed versions of ‘Evergreen’, which the lucky winner would have released as their debut single. Surprisingly, Will won, and one newspaper did a mock story of how his life would pan out. They said he would have many children with Katie Price…well, he came out as gay not long after winning the show to squash any chance of a rumour circulating. In 2016, he performed at Victorious Festival in Portsmouth, where I happened to be, but Keano and I decided to explore other stages and food stalls before returning to the main stage, so I have yet to see him live in person. Will has had a more successful career than anyone off of those talent shows from these shores. Not only does Will perform his own songs, but he has written for others. Indeed, Will disappeared from the limelight for four years but still worked away in the background writing for others.

So, the premise for this latest album was to cover well-known songs but make them more radio-friendly. I am saying something other than the majority already are not, but Will, as proven on the record, would do precisely that. 

Another unique twist on doing the covers is that every song is by a female artist or a band fronted by a female. This is a nice touch by Will when you consider only 19 per cent of females featured in the UK album charts last year. His songs are the artists/bands’ most popular and highest charted. However, the songs still needed to reach the acme of their respective singles charts. Can Will Young’s versions glean a top spot? Possibly.

I loved the opening track because I was a big fan of the song by Bat for Lashes called ‘Daniel’. I didn’t know that the album was full of covers, so the opening track took me by surprise, but I loved his gentler version of ‘Daniel’ with its acoustic guitar and soft vocals—nothing like Natasha Khan’s more indie-based original. The next track I will praise is ‘Losing You’, originally by Solange Knowles, the sister of the infamous former Destiny’s Child member and now successful solo artist Beyoncé. I have always preferred Solange and feel she is often overlooked due to her sibling. 

Will’s is more mellow and departs from the original R&B version. The final track singled out for praise is ‘Strong’. Again, Will brings originality to his version and is more piano-based than London Grammar’s. Of course, there are 13 other covers on the record, with an Annie Lennox-esque touch on MUNA’s, ‘Crying on the Bathroom Floor’, and a harmonic and piano hook to Everything but the Girl’s, ‘Missing’. These are, for the main, the standout tracks on the album.

This record was beautiful when I had to endure Billie Eilish’s lack of imagination album last week. Will has done justice to the original versions. Some might say he has bettered them, but that’s going a bit too far because the originals have stood the test of time and are anthems in their own right. Will’s versions are far more reflective and emotional, and as I said, it was wonderful to listen to this album. And Will deserves all the plaudits coming his way for it.

Song recommendations: ‘Daniel’, ‘Losing You’, ‘Strong’

9/10 

Week 16: Taylor Swift- Fearless (Taylor’s Version)

This is the most reviews I’ve done on any artist or band since I first started in 2017. Now, this one is a bit of the same old same old because “Fearless” was initially released in 2008 (Her second album), but if you have been watching Why Taylor’s Version was released, you will know why it is slightly different to the original. In 2019, Scooter Braun bought Big Machine Records, to whom Taylor was signed and promptly started acting like a fucking dickhead. He acquired all of Taylor’s masters from “Fearless” and the five following records (She will be re-recording those albums, too). Scooter made this an issue and held Taylor to ransom over the masters. However, Taylor, probably seeking the advice of a solicitor, did something very clever last year. A film company approached her to use her songs from “Fearless”. Upon doing this, she acquired a Synycronisation licence, separate from the audio licence necessary to play her music over the radio and other audio methods, including live performances. So Taylor, sick of the bullshit treatment from Scooter’s label, then got the Syncronisation licence and, from there, was permitted to use her music again.

The biggest issue for Taylor was being young and naive; she signed away the ownership to her masters when she was 15 and pretty much only just signed to Big Machine. How is that possible? Well, basically, by getting the other licence, she made the original masters redundant. She now had the autonomy to re-record those six albums and completely fuck over Scooter for trying to fuck her over. It didn’t help that Scooter is the manager of Kanye West, who we all remember from his storming the stage as she won an award. HoweverTaylor is now back in control of the masters through this intelligent move. However, they have been re-recorded to stop Scooter from profiting from the original masters through streaming apps, YouTube, airplay, et Cetera. 

There’s not much to say about “Fearless” apart from Taylor’s Version, which is more fine-tuned with smoother vocals than when she originally recorded it. The teenager who went to the studio in 2007 cannot be recaptured on the re-recording, but it’s all the better because her vocals are much more robust 14 years on.

Of course, as you may remember from my last review of hers, I liked ‘Love Story’ off “Fearless”. However, although I listened to the whole album on Taylor’s Version, it mostly stayed the same for me, albeit with the richer vocals after years of honing her craft. The record started to get my interest from tracks 21 to 26, known as the “From the Vault” section. These are demos from the “Fearless” sessions finally recorded to the standard they were not all those years ago. My favourites are ‘You All Over Me’ featuring Maren Morris, ‘We Were Happy’ and ‘Don’t You’.

As for production, despite bringing in Jack Antonoff and Aaron Dessner, it is similar, except for where Taylor agreed with the producers that they could improve the sound quality. Apart from that and the additional six tracks, there is only a little to write about. It’s good to see artists fighting against the labels who think they own them.

Song recommendations: ‘We Were Happy’, ‘You All Over Me’, ‘Don’t You’

7/10

Week 12: Tom Grennan- Evering Road

What a turnaround in fortunes for Tom. Once, he had a budding football career that caught the attention of his local clubLuton Town, but he was let go at a young age. He then embarked on his next passion, singing, and his debut album“Lighting Matches”, was very successful. Indeed, Tom’s song “Found What I’ve Been Looking For” became the official anthem for Sky Sports Super Sunday coverage and was featured on the FIFA 18 soundtrack. However, he had another final chance at football when Luton Town’s former manager Graeme Jones offered him a trial in August 2019, just as Luton Town was starting the campaign in the SkyBet Championship since 2008. He is still singing and has released his second tells me that it wasn’t a fruitful trial at the Brache training ground.

The second album is called “Evering Road”, named after a street in Newham, East London. It is also where Tom lived with an ex-girlfriend. Was that before he got fame or after? However, he grew up in London as well as Bedford. As Tom hit his mid-twenties, he changed it up with “Evering Road” and made this record about his break-up with his ex-girlfriend from Newham, with whom he spent three years. He candidly discusses his toxic behaviour and thanks her for helping him learn the errors of his ways in this audio letter of apology that spans over 14 tracks. The record reflects the volatile relationship rather than Tom passing blame or asking for sympathy for his diabolical attitude. Tom has laid this record out to perfection; it is laid out in the order a story of the events that took place would have happened. 

So, not only is this album an audio letter of apology, but it is also an autobiography. In other words, it is more like reading a book on this period of his life and, therefore, flows. Imagine when the live music world opens up again and hearing Tom perform these songs at Capital Radio Summerball 2022 at EE Stadium. Songs like “Little Bit of Love” are one of his singles, and they are very punchy pop that’ll get the crowd singing along. Then, you have “Something Better”, with its jumpy piano and soulful backing vocals, with the latter adding layers to the track, making it sound fuller.

In “Amen”, Tom has an almost gospel-like texture when discussing never going to church. Still, the Hozier-esque track is more about his struggles to make decisions that his heart is in rather than just making them without consideration. The song starts to lose its power towards the end, but then Tom turns it back on with his vocals and a message that’ll be open to interpretation by the listeners. When the tracks seem waning, Tom plays to his strengths to keep the listeners engrossed. “Oh Please” has a funk vibe, but the lyrics make the track stand out because Tom’s attitude has changed for the better. Rather than being angry and having a chip on his shoulder, he becomes more mature and shows humility.

Of course, you have an album that sounds familiar to the debut; Tom has drawn on many artists who inspired him this time, on many genres and producers. As we have discovered, “Evering Road” is an audio letter of apology, and that comes across with pinpoint accuracy on “Sweeter Then”, which is a reflection on the many beautiful summer days he spent with her, and “Make up My Mind”, which is about confessing that he didn’t know what he wanted from the relationship. Instead of being honest, he tried to fight on without knowing how he felt. However, my favourite might be somewhat of a cliché is “Let’s Go Home Together”, featuring Ella Henderson.

This song was co-written by Ella with James Arthur and performed live with the two writers in question, but for some reason (Let’s face it, it isn’t a bad choice.)Ella elected to do it in the studio and on Tom’s album. You can hear an acoustic guitar playing while Ella exchanges verses with Tom and then sings the chorus in unison while playing a gentle piano ballad. As much as the track is romantic, it is laced with cheeky lyrics and innuendos. What is odd about the song is that it is about a couple who have met in a bar/pub/nightclub and, upon exchanging a few words, find that they haven’t much in common, but once they are tipsy, they find each other quite attractive. Maybe this is how Tom felt about his ex, or he has discovered a new love interest in this manner.

Nevertheless, I enjoyed this track, and the cheekiness of it all was a lovely refrain from the usual heavy subject. It’ll be interesting to see where Tom goes from here because this is night and day compared to “Lighting Matches”. A more mature approach shows another side of him and for the better. He has addressed the issue and is learning what it is like to be an adult.

Song recommendations: “Let’s Go Home Together”, “Sweeter Then”, “Amen”

8/10