I remember seeing the Vamps (Well, hearing them more, really.) at the Blackpool Illuminations in September 2016 as I walked back from my cousin’s wedding reception to the hotel I was staying in to collect something I needed to bring back to the reception (Slightly worse for wear, I might add.). I was very impressed to hear the Vamps from my hotel to the reception, who were just across the road from both locations. Even more beautiful was that I didn’t even have to pay to hear them perform live, probably for the first and only time in my life. 

Anyway, I was looking forward to reviewing their third album, “Night and Day: Night Edition”, as there is also a song from “Meet the Vamps” that remains stuck in my head from 2014 (I have no idea what it is called, and I can’t be fucked to go and listen to find it.). Suppose you watch the band’s mini-documentaries via various social media sites. In that case, you will notice that the footage features them in the studio playing with instruments and how they want to be perceived as a band rather than a pop act. They also talk at length and in-depth about how they write their songs, which leaves you with plenty of optimism for “Night and Day: Night Edition”.

One flaw with this emphasis on their songwriting process is it’s not about how you write a song, but more the fact that it is good once you have finished. So in this sense, the band was trying too hard to get their point across rather than simply focusing on letting a song form into greatness. It’s like a garage/DnB/grime MC saying, “My mate Matt has a cat called Mack or something like that” It may be coherent and rhyme and even form a basis of a song, but it’s far from fucking brilliant. Fucking awful, in fact, but the point is, it’s basic songwriting and gives an insight into the songwriting process that, as you can tell from the content, is unnecessary to broadcast because it is shite rather than good.

Rendering the footage from the studio of the band irrelevant.

The documentaries lead to their downfall with “Night and Day: Night Edition”, as it is a very disappointing listen and a relief as you approach the end of it. The record is bereft of anything resembling a little existence of a good song, even the best of the bunch, “Middle of the Night” is more like switching the television or radio on as background noise as you are partaking in a spot of DIY. “Shades On” is…in metaphorical terms, it is like the fucking idiot at a party who goes up to all the guests telling shit jokes, or you might say the Colin character portrayed by Charlie Higson from the Fast Show.

“Night and Day: Night Edition” is very short and very poor. The second half of the record, which I presume is called “Night and Day: Day Edition,” is slated for release towards the end of the year to early 2018, and it can’t get any worse from my point of view. As I said, I was looking forward to hearing this, but I have been left utterly underwhelmed and disappointed when I know that the band do have some outstanding and catchy tracks from their previous records. I hope for a vast improvement on the second part of the record. After spending four weeks at the top, this record didn’t deserve to oust Royal Blood’s “How Did We Get So Dark?”. I still expect that the second part of this record will also be at number one due to the following the band has built up since 2014.

3/10