I cannot, for my life, figure out how people are saying this; it sounds totally different from its predecessor. What I am hearing is more of the same. However, “Tension II” is more enhanced with lyrical content. As you know, Kylie has a knack for writing catchy choruses, executed perfectly in ‘Taboo’. ‘Lights Camera Action’ has a touch of Madonna about it. ‘Diamonds’ features the co-leader of the Scissor Sisters, Jake Shears, and it has that kind of pop music you would associate with Jake.
Returning to an earlier comment, if you disagree with me that the record is not a continuation of the previous album, I will say that there are more songs on this that will hit the charts and become crowd favourites. It also sums up Kylie’s ability to make great pop. You will hear that over the first 11 tracks and then encounter two tracks that appear for god knows what reason. They do not fit with the flow of it. One track with Orville Peck is country/disco/pop but at a plodding tempo, and the other track features fellow Australian Sia, which, to be honest, isn’t that good.
‘Hello’ is also another track that doesn’t have much going on. ‘Good as Gone’ is a good song, but unfortunately, it has quite surprisingly a weak chorus. Despite what some critics have said, the production overall doesn’t alter that much from its predecessor. I am not knocking it, far from it. I enjoyed “Tension” for its disco vibe, and therefore, I enjoyed its successor. ‘Kiss Bang Bang’ sounds exactly like ‘Padam Padam’, but I seemed to enjoy ‘Kiss Bang Bang’ much more.
Song recommendations: ‘Kiss Bang Bang’, ‘Lights Camera Action’, ‘Diamonds’
Let’s dive straight into the track-by-track review:
intro (end of the world):
This short intro consists of guitar plucking an orchestra and vocal layering as Ariana asks questions about being in the right relationship.
bye:
From the intro, Ariana has made a decision: The relationship isn’t the right one for her. She conveys this over a power ballad inspired by the 1970s fused with disco-pop. I also loved her cheeky lyricism, where she says, “This hook feels too hard to sing.”
don’t wanna break up again:
Even though she expressed about leaving the relationship in the previous track, in this one, she doesn’t want that to happen because she doesn’t enjoy it when a relationship ends. She mentions crying herself to sleep while her boyfriend watches the television and turns up the volume to drown out her sobbing. She also toys with his emotions, which breaks his heart. Look out for the infectious chorus on this one.
Saturn Returns Interlude:
Someone can be heard uttering something. I don’t know what exactly. I have no interest in interludes.
eternal sunshine:
We arrive at the title track, where Ariana longs to clear her memories of the toxic relationship that consisted of arguing, lying, and cheating. This track occurs after the relationship has ended and both have moved on. In the song, she expresses that her current boyfriend is all she ever wanted. This is a quintessential Ariana song, but it has been included to keep on topic with the rest of the album.
supernatural:
Over this beaming ballad, she discusses that even though love can be a rollercoaster, we cannot live without love. Mariah Carey’s songs inspire the chorus during her prime in the 90s. Ariana’s vocal harmonies are the icing on the cake.
true story:
She now goes full-on 1990s RnB, and it is no surprise that it works because Max Martin was responsible for producing quite a lot of this genre back then. It reminded me of what the late Aaliyah, TLC, et al. did in the 1990s. I also heard En Vogue on this one, too. As for the story, Ariana becomes the evil girl/villain, which is a humourous dig at the media. Rumour has it that this song started as a parody track and was used for a shelved comedy project, so it comes across as cheeky and playful.
the boy is mine:
Ironically, it has the same title as the hit by Brandy and Monica, but even more ironically, the song is old-school R&B. This track, however, is about stealing a boyfriend from another woman. Ariana has fun with her sarcastic delivery and tongue-in-cheek lyrics.
yes, and? :
This is my favourite track off the record. It reminded me of all that 1990s R&B fused with house that I grew up with. Lyrically and sometimes sonically, it nods to Madonna’s ‘Vogue’. It is extremely upbeat and rather out of synchronisation with the rest of the album.
we can’t be friends (wait for your love):
As you may be aware, Ariana is going through a divorce at the moment, which explains the narrative of the record. This track is about her cutting him off and trying to avoid the media’s attention while she deals with it. Look out for the catchy hooks and yet more brilliant songwriting by Ariana.
i wish i hated you:
There’s nothing fancy by her vocally on this emotional ballad. Instead, you will hear her voice in its purest form over a cosmic-like production. This song got the better of her as, at certain moments, you can hear her voice crack as she expressed that she finds it hard to leave him because she doesn’t hate him.
imperfect for you:
This one was a shock. Considering her age, I was surprised the 60s would inspire her, but this has a Beatles psychedelic phase vibe. Don’t be fooled by the psychedelia within because this is another heart-wrenching ballad addressing her issues with depression and how it makes her relationships challenging.
ordinary things (ft Nonna):
As far as I knew, this was the only collaboration I heard on the album. This is another ballad that goes full circle with Ariana asking the question she did initially, concluding that the simple things only matter when you are with the right person because luxurious and materialistic items will never conquer love. Who is Nonna? Well, it’s her grandma, and on the coda, which is spoken, her grandma is giving advice about what to do in a relationship, and if she feels she can’t or is uncomfortable, then it is time to move on.
Song recommendations: ‘yes,and?’, ‘supernatural’, ‘i wish i hated you’
What is this? Like my third review of a Kylie album? I’ve lost track. My most recent review of hers was ‘Disco’, which came out amid one of the lockdowns, and the music within made you yearn to return to the dance floor, be it at clubs, wedding receptions, bars or parties. I also enjoyed listening to it and found it the perfect tonic to escape the drab reality we were all subjected to. However, it could have gone better with the younger generation, which could mean that with streaming services widely available, they can steer clear of radio and television music channels and avoid going to shops to listen. Therefore, they can choose who they want to listen to and become trapped in that mindset. I grew up on everything mentioned in the previous sentence, so my taste has become eclectic. Listening to the radio and watching Later…with Jools Holland gave me an open mind to music. I don’t believe that on these streaming services, the algorithm would recommend Kylie Minogue to a youngster listening to BTS, so therefore, you can see why Kylie hasn’t been as popular with the younger generation (yet.)
I first heard ‘Padam Padam’ on the Graham Norton Show (I think.), which was four months ago when the track was released, and it is still as popular now as it was then. The younger generation will certainly know this one, as the staff of Hobbycraft did a dance for it on TikTok. What is refreshing about the track is that it is uplifting, fun and humourous.
The record is reminiscent of the Europop/Eurodance you would hear on Euro Trash. It may be cheesy, but it is fucking fun and uplifting. We all need to lighten up once in a while. The title track flirts with Kylie going for the Daft Punk approach of using robotic vocals; the saxophone swoons on ‘You Still Get Me High’ and ‘Vegas High’, which have that Europop sound. ‘Hands’ reminded me of Madonna’s ‘Vogue’—especially the rapping verses.
There is no way in hell that “Tension” is nothing more than to promote her upcoming Las Vegas residence shows; I am not having it. It is far too professional just to be regarded as a throwaway. It is Kylie at her best, touching on all sorts of emotions, and it deserves its number-one placing. I do not believe “Tension” got there by sales alone; I reckon that the younger generation heard ‘Padam Padam’, streamed her, and fell in love with the music. The TikTok video would have also drawn their attention. I also love the cover art. Nice and vibrant
Song recommendations: ‘Hands’. ‘Vegas High’, ‘Padam Padam’
Now, I haven’t been that keen on Lady Gaga ever since “Poker Face”, “Bad Romance”, “Born This Way”, and “Alejandro”, which are considered the best of her songs. Oh, and that one featured in that “A Star is Born” film. I changed my mind about the 21st-century Madonna after hearing her duet with the great Tony Bennett. After hearing that, it showed me that she was more than just a generic yet eccentric pop star. She did shine for me on those recordings and gained some of my respect.
Indeed, she is versatile in her fashion and music and has probably outperformed her predecessor, Madonna, in the art of shock. Remember that Gaga has been inside an egg down the red carpet and worn a dress made entirely of beef. She has done jazz, as I mentioned, with the great Tony Bennett, which, for me, was the turning point in bringing her music to those who can’t stand generic pop and appealing to a much more mature audience. She made a country-themed album which is entirely about her auntie, who died before she was born, and then she branched out into film, where she did the soundtrack and was the lead role in 2018’s “A Star is Born”. Some may compare her to being similar to the late David Bowie, but although I agree, I still stand by my stance of her being a Madonna for the new millennium.
Some critics have said that “Chromatica” is her return to form and is more in line with her pop music, but I will have to disagree with them as I found the record was laced with 1990s house. While making notes for her sixth album, this is what I discovered:
Three short songs make up “Chromatica”, just stringed instrumentals resembling something you hear at the Albert Hall in London during the Proms, so basically classical, but certainly ideal for the big screen and the big classical music halls. Some have described ” Alice ” as disco, but I wholly disagree. This ode to Alice in Wonderland is very much house from the 1990s. One critic described it as her take on garage, which left me entirely surprised.
“Stupid Love” is your typical Lady Gaga song and sounds like “Born This Way.” “Rain on Me”, which features former teenage actress Ariana Grande, sounds like the sort of track that Mylo or Diplo would produce. “Free Woman” sent me right back to those 1990 raves (Although for me, it was more raving at School discos, parties and youth clubs.) with its substantial house bound production. “Plastic Doll” seems to be a warning to any male who wants to mess her about and treat her like shit, “Sour Candy” features Blackpink, which is aptly named and yet another track inspired by house.
“Enigma” is house with its classic piano riff and very soulful vocals and is perfect for when the clubs eventually open their doors again, “Replay” uses a sample from a Calvin Harris hit of which I can’t remember the name (It goes, “ooh, ooh ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh” if that helps?) “1000 Doves” is yet another track that takes inspiration from the 1990s club scene with a piano wrapped around dance beats and electronic drums. You may wonder why I haven’t included the song with Elton John. The reason for that is that, disappointingly, Elton opts for autotune rather than using his natural vocal ability. The final song I will touch on, which closes the album, is the Madonna-esque “Babylon”, which, to me, is the 21st-century version of “Vogue”, with Lady Gaga even using spoken word like Madonna did on her 1990s hit. It even has that classic piano riff from “Vogue.” the only thing that doesn’t feature is the strings, but unlike Madonna’s song, Gaga’s has a beautiful saxophone solo.
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