Week 33: Beabadoobee- This is How Tomorrow Moves

If you’re curious about her name, it’s a tribute to scatting, a technique deeply rooted in jazz. As a Filipino Londoner, she’s a bit of a mystery (to me at least.), and I had to do some digging to learn more about her. This is her third album, and it’s been produced by the legendary Rick Rubin at Shangri-La, Malibu. 

Her real name is Beatrice Laus, and her breakthrough came with a song named ‘Coffee’, which she wrote when she was living with her parents at 17. Of course, seven years after that hit (I’ve never heard it), the singer-songwriter/guitarist has her own place. She also had a track go viral via TikTok. It was about crushing on Pavement’s frontman Stephen Malkmus, which isn’t only a strange crush but also made her go viral when most of those using TIkTok are too young to know the band, let alone its frontman. 

Her second album, “Beatopia”, released in 2022, is a far cry from her debut in 2020 “, Fake it Flowers”. Her debut was more overdriven guitars, which is quite popular among pop-punk and was once utilised by bands like Green Day when they were fresh on the scene. You could add Oasis to that because the first albums used a lot of overdrive on their guitars to give it that attitude. The follow-up was more downtempo with the music we associate with artists like Norah Jones, Corinne Bailey Rae and Gracie Abrams. Since being one of the support acts on Taylor Swift’s “Eras” tour, her fame has skyrocketed to a level she never expected. Anyone on the fringes who has supported Taylor so far on the tour has seen their stock rise to incredible levels. I’ve noticed this is the third fringe support act with a number-one record.

Bea’s vocal ability increased on this album, and she discussed how she is learning to mature as an artist while being under the microscope over catchy hooks and rocking out over dry lyrics.

’Ever Seen’ was inspired by how someone complimented her eyes and how that gave her an ego boost. ‘Real Man’ discusses how an old boyfriend had failed her.

On songs like ‘A Cruel Affair’ and ’Tie My Shoes’, she blends reality and fantasy in discussing her fears of being an adult, a theme that continues from her previous album, which was named after a fantasy world she created. The blend continues on this record, making it a sequel of sorts, but the characters within the stories have evolved, and their issues become more intense, adding a layer of intrigue to the album. ’Take a Bite’ is the opener, starting with a rock-out bang. It is about gaining knowledge after a relationship has ended and finding the answers as to why the initial chemistry didn’t last.

‘One Time’ is about taking revenge, and then we have her hurting in ‘Girl Song’, so there are several sides to her and her character’s personalities. Leading on from ‘Girl Song, ’ the song focuses heavily on her self-loathing, especially on her appearance.

On ‘California’, she talks about life on the road and how it is affecting her being away for long periods from her lover. This is expressed further in ‘Coming Home’, where she longs to return to her regular life and enjoy the simple things.

Rick successfully balanced Bea’s conflicted emotions in the overall production, a feat missing from her self-produced previous albums. Rick’s knack for producing what the artist has expressed within their lyrics is evident, particularly when you look at artists like Eminem. But it’s not just Eminem-Rick has worked with countless other artists across a whole range of genres, demonstrating his versatility.

As the album was recorded in California, why wouldn’t Red Hot Chili Peppers inspire her? That is evident on ‘Beaches’, another track to rock out to. As mentioned, Bea likes a lot of overdrive on her guitars, but Rick has found a balance on this album. There is even the odd piano ballad.

We have a mixture of piano ballads like ‘Girl Song’, where we can see her vulnerabilities, then the rock-out guitars on ‘Everything I Want’, the attitude and the self-confidence on ’Take a Bite’, and then there is even bossa nova featured on ‘A Cruel Affair’. It’s quite funny that her lyrics contain her insecurities about how others perceive her. She says writing is her way of healing and letting it pour out through songs, but she fears people in her life see it as a way to cause harm and upset. I have to say, as I knew nothing of the artist, I was expecting something that was pop or R&B. I didn’t expect such a diverse and balanced record of rocking tunes, downtempo, acoustic ballads, with, as mentioned before, the odd piano ballad. This unexpected variety is what makes her work so intriguing. I will definitely seek out her material in the future.

Song recommendations: ‘Take a Bite’, ‘Beaches’, ‘Girl Song’

9/10

Week 29: Eminem- The Death of Slim Shady (Coupe de Grâce)

He titled it “The Death of Slim Shady” perhaps because he anticipates his alter ego will face repercussions for the controversial content of his latest album. 

Eminem is like marmite. You either love him or hate him. I am in the former category. I believe he has retained the same magic he had in his prime. He had a period of lull until 2010, when the fire in his belly reignited, and he stopped catering to mainstream pop.

His blend of dark lyrics and infectious choruses has always been his strength, especially on “Marshall Mathers LP 2,” which resembled its predecessor and the 2011 album he made with Bad Meets Evil.

Comparing to his previous record, “Music to be Murdered By”, one can’t help but notice Em’s shift in focus. He seems to be more determined to be the fastest rapper around, a departure from his previous style that many fans have come to love.

I may have mentioned in the earlier review that Slim Shady was making a comeback, but this album definitely solidifies that statement. This record embodies his alter ego from his early days, where he simply doesn’t give a fuck who he offends and goes after those who have pissed him off.

Who didn’t love Slim Shady? His alter ego was a breath of fresh air for rap and music in general at the time. Suddenly, we had an artist who was wicked, heartless, and offensive, yet with a hint of comedy. Everytime his words hit the microphone,  he caused controversy.

Eminem knows that his early records would be considered controversial in today’s culture. With “The Death of Slim Shady”, it seems like he is attempting to address that by revisiting his past and reflecting on the most controversial aspects of Eminem and Slim Shady.

No one is off-limits on this record. Em takes shots at and mocks a variety of individuals and groups, including trans, disabled, and dwarfs, as well as politicians, fellow musicians, and the late Christopher Reeves. Eminem challenges Slim Shady, the alter ego, on why he targets these individuals and groups. He reminds Em that his controversial nature initially propelled him to success.

Eminem questions why he was so controversial, and now, as a man in his early fifties, he is also in turmoil over whether to remain that way or be a bit more sympathetic. 

As the album reaches halfway , Eminem confronts Slim Shady and shoots and kills his evil alter ego. The question of whether it is all in jest remains, as he vows revenge for those he has annihilated on wax in the past. His lack of mercy for Machine Gun Kelly is evident, taking him out without hesitation. But beyond the personal drama, this album has a significant impact on the music industry. It’s a moment that will be remembered, a turning point in Eminem’s career. Therefore, I do not believe that his alter ego is six feet under.

My favorite is ‘Evil’. This is not for the faint-hearted. It showcases Slim Shady at his peak with controversial verses and impressive delivery.This is Slim Shady at his peak with his delivery and controversial verses.

In the song ‘Lucifer,’ Slim Shady is once again courting controversy by comparing himself to Satan. The song begins with Eminem realising that he needs to eliminate his alter ego because that aspect of his personality will not be suitable for his career in today’s world.

Guilty Conscience 2’ is where Em will kill Slim Shady because he has had enough of him and realises he is bad for his career. Slim Shady,a persona created by Eminem, goads him in the track, reminding him that through Slim, he had the power to say what was on his mind without thinking about the consequences. This relationship between Eminem and Slim Shady is complex, with Slim Shady representing Eminem’s darker, more controversial side. Angered by the constant goading, Em shoots and kills Slim. However, he then wakes up to realise it was just a dream. From here on out, the rest of the record was Em taking control and the end of Slim Shady. Returning to an earlier paragraph, is this the end of Slim Shady and a more caring side of Eminem? I do not think so. Expect Slim Shady to return on the next album.

I love that his personas haven’t spared snowflakes and Generation Z. We need some refreshing attitude to return to society. Of course, racism, fascism, and insulting people with disabilities are a bit far, but Eminem and Slim Shady have always been controversial. We need more controversial and outspoken artists in the current industry. If you didn’t like this record and were offended, then hahaha, too bad, Snowflake.

Song recommendations: ‘Evil’, ‘Lucifer’, ‘Guilty Conscience 2’

7/10

Week 3: the Wombats- Fix Yourself, Not the World

I remember becoming a fan of their music after their mid-2000 songs ‘Let’s Dance to Joy Division’ and ‘I’m Moving to New York’. I heard the latter during the Christmas months while working at a supermarket. 


Anyway, there’s something unique about this album. Only a few artists have done this, from what I recall. Queen, David Bowie, Eminem and Ed Sheeran. The ability to record while not in the same studio as other band members or collaborators. That is what the Wombats have achieved with this record. The band members are in three different countries. Usually, it is just the one, but no.

Wombats did it with band members in three! Which makes “Fix Yourself, Not the World” quite spectacular. The concept is quite good as well. I mean, the title rings true. Some things are beyond our control, for example, the shit state the world is in currently. I am from the British Isles, so I can see how shit it is now and probably foreseeable. However, even though we can’t fix the world, we can indeed fix ourselves. Primarily, that should be our top priority. As they say, don’t sweat the small stuff. If we can look after ourselves mentally, our well-being is better. So, an exciting title catches your attention and makes you wonder what the album’s premise will be. I heard many experimental sounds and the band trying to reinvent themselves from that “typical indie” with which they had been labelled and saw them stagnate somewhat. I’ve always liked their music, but they did get relatively comfortable staying in one direction.


Be patient with some tracks they have experimented with because they might appear dull or alien to what you usually expect from them. For example, the title track is weird. You cannot tell it is a title track because it seems like a regular track on the album. It doesn’t scream title track. I loved the lyrical content within and the harsh message it delivered. There are plenty that are ready for the upcoming tour. 


However, the title track was not supposed to stand out judging by the length. It acts more like an outro. Some tracks are gloomy, like ‘Everything I Love is Going to Die’, a Smiths-esque title with the content and melody to fit in. The front cover was attractive. Funnily enough, I was looking for Wally among the artwork. I wish I could write more, but after being quite excited to hear it, it was an anti-climax.


Song recommendations: ‘Ready for the High’, ‘People Don’t Change People, Times Does’, ‘Everything I Love is Going to Die’


5/10

Week 43: Elton John- the Lockdown Sessions

Who doesn’t know who Elton John is? The man is part of music royalty. I have no idea how I was introduced to his music because he has been a constant, and I probably first heard him while I was inside the womb. He has released over 30 albums, hit the top spot just shy of 10 times, and won many accolades. 

But as he revealed on the recent episode of Later…with Jools Holland at Helicon Mountain, just like everyone else, he found himself in the same situation during the lockdown. Indeed, Elton had to postpone dates for what he says will be his final tour, “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road Farewell Tour”. Elton has said on several occasions that he will quit touring for good. Still, this time, in conversation with Jools, he said that by the time the tour has finished, he would be shy of 80, meaning that he will probably be close to his mid-eighties by the time another album tour commences. Elton declared he wants to enjoy his family rather than being out on the road because he doesn’t particularly like touring as it is. Although he will retire from touring, he has said he will continue to release material for himself or collaborate with other artists.

So, how was the concept of this record born? Elton wanted to do more than play family games and watch television, which he initially did and wanted to be more active. So, instead of starting an album from scratch, he elected to do a collaboration record that features an array of talented musicians from Brandi Carlile to Yo-Yo Ma. Is the guest list a surprise? No. Not really. He has collaborated with pretty much everyone in the industry. The most surprising of all was with 2pac on ‘Ghetto Gospel’ in 2004 from Pac’s “Loyal to the Game” album produced by Eminem, who, despite using derogatory language towards homosexuals, ended up becoming good friends with Elton. Elton, of course, also has the likes of Ed Sheeran signed to his Rocketman management service.

I liked most of the album, albeit four tracks out of the 16. The tracks on “the Lockdown Sessions” are split down the middle between old tracks that were hits of his being tweaked and reimagined and the other half being unreleased and unique material. ‘Learn to Fly’ features the Texas duo Surfaces, inspired by Elton’s love of jazz. ‘Chosen Family’ is the standout track for me, which features Rina Sawayama (In fact, it is her song.), where they talk about…well, what the song title is. 

Now, I recently found out that it is supposed to be in solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community, of which both Elton and Rina are a part, but when I heard it, I listened to a song about us all being as one. I didn’t hear a reference to just one community but a message for the whole world. When put in the setlist, this track will be the moment when all the phones and lighters are lit up. It is a lovely slow-tempo ballad. By far, it is his best work on the album; believe me, there is plenty of it on this.

I am not a fan of Years & Years, but the reimagined version of the Pet Shop Boys’ 1987 smash hit, ‘It’s a Sin’, is brilliant. It is globa! Reach mix showcases the vocals of Olly Alexander signing over an acoustic guitar before Elton comes with his piano over a pulsating disco beat that will fill many a dancefloor at a wedding reception and those cheesy disco parties. I don’t know how the lads from Pet Shop Boys feel, but it doesn’t discredit the track for me. It is more upbeat and less sad.

If it weren’t for the beautiful collaboration with vocalist Rina Sawayama, the next track I am going to mention would have probably been my standout, and that’s the collaboration with Miley Cyrus, Watt, Yo-Yo Ma and Metallica bassist Robert Trujillo on, funnily enough, Metallica’s 1991 soft and melancholic ballad ‘Nothing Else Matters’. 

Miley’s vocal delivery resembles Lana del Rey’s with her gravelly voice. The song doesn’t deviate much from the original but is slower and more acoustic throughout. In contrast, the original involves a lot of electric guitar during the chorus and the solo section. You have to say it was a stroke of genius to bring on board a member of the band, Robert Trujillo, who would have made sure that the version by Elton did the original justice rather than see it spoiled or maybe even murdered by overproduction or sending it into the cheesy pop realm. 

The record’s diversity is quite something to behold, as you can tell by some of the tracks I have already touched on (Have you been paying attention? Hahaha.). Another disco and uplifting song is ‘Orbit’, featuring SG Lewis. I say disco, but is it? Well, yes and no. Yes, it is disco, but no, it ventures into the early days of what was to become house music, but with a retro twist. You are propelled back to the 1970s disco fever era but with an element of early house. Touching on the record’s diversity, Elton said it sent him back to his time as a session musician in the late 60s and how he has managed to balance the music he grew up with and the music that young people are currently listening to. Elton isn’t trying to appeal to just one audience, nor is he treating this as just a joke of a collaboration album. He has put serious work into this, and it has paid off.

The next song I will mention is with an artist I have heard an awful lot of late and watched, god knows how many documentaries about her, and that’s Elton’s excellent friend Brandi Carlile. They team up on ‘Simple Things’ that, as you can imagine, is embedded into Brandi’s country roots. Elton brings his country concept to the track and talks about the wisdom he has picked up throughout his years as a musician. I mean, there are just so many great tracks on “the Lockdown Sessions”. I am going to sum up the following shortly and sweetly:

‘E-ticket Ride’ featuring Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder: This is their glam-rock take on the Beatles classic ‘Ticket to Ride’, but the lyrics are updated for a modern world. Hence ‘E-ticket’.

‘Finish Line’ featuring Stevie Wonder: Stevie is a music legend in his own right and brings gospel to this song, making it spiritual.

‘Stolen Car’ featuring Fleetwood Mac’s Stevie Nicks: This track could be mistaken for the same couple from ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart’ talking about their relationship through those 45 years.

‘I’m Not Gonna Miss You’ featuring the late Glen Campbell: Glen would be proud of Elton’s collaborations and his reimagining of his songs and others. Indeed, I love Glen’s covers of the Foo Fighters ‘Times Like These’ and Green Day‘s ‘Time of Your Life (Good Riddance)’, respectively. It is a negative way to close the album and is probably the final wave by Glen. We lost him in 2017, but I imagine Elton has stored away this one for years, and through the lockdown, we have had the opportunity to say goodbye to Glen on this downtempo ballad.

My one disappointment with the record is that there has yet to be room for the late Leon Russell, who passed in 2016. Elton was a massive fan of Leon’s, even recording an album with him in the early 2000s. I was surprised not to have seen a collaboration with Leon on a track from those early 2000s sessions. I would have listed the ‘the Pink Phantom’, which also features on Gorillaz’s latest album, “Song Machine”. Overall, the track is excellent, and I have heard it at least four times on the band’s current tour. However, 6lack ruins it for me because he uses that software I detest, and the guy can’t sing anyway, so it doesn’t add any value to the track. It spoils it. Take him off, or get him to rap without the vocal software; you have a great track. This latest album is a testament to Elton’s ability to switch the creative tap on when necessary.



Song recommendations: ‘Chosen Family’, ‘Nothing Else Matters’, ‘Simple Things’

8/10

Week Nineteen: Drake- Dark Lane Demo Tapes

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Well, where to start? Like Justin Bieber’s review, I will not say much about this piss-poor effort by the world’s most overrated rapper. The only thing I like about Drake is he is an avid follower of the Toronto Raptors. (I’m surprised they won the NBA playoffs when he showed up because he seems to jinx teams and players across all sports when he is in the vicinity.) and Toronto Blue Jays. He has the potential to be a good rapper if he would just fucking stop pissing about with that shit autotune that fucking ruins every tune made (I am starting to get turned off of Reggae, Ragga and Bashment because the majority of artists think it is “great” to use. It fucking sounds awful. I’m glad I grew up in eras where this useless piece of software did not ruin the songs. Well, plug-in, to be exact.) I do not care less what the sales of his records say; he is vastly overrated and can’t even touch the rappers I listen to. I prefer real rap like N.W.A, Public Enemy, Ruff Ryderz, Tha Dogg Pound, Thug Life, Outlawz Immortalz, Ice Cube, Professor Griff, DMX, Kurupt, Big Syke, 2Pac, Nas, Eminem and Black Thought to name some outstanding rappers. What they speak/spoke about was the real shit they saw out on the streets and experienced. Not materialistic things (To an extent, they did, but not too much.) like most of these fake rappers do now.

Everyone was taken aback by this release of demos and other odds and sods when Drake said he planned to release an album later in the year rather than this compilation. I had hoped after the first track that he wouldn’t use that god-awful fucking autotune, but alas, he did, and I ended up skipping track after track because I would rather swim in mud than listen to an album packed with autotune songs. I’m pleased he focused more on what he is good at than singing. The collaborators are a better choice, too.

Although it is fucking an awful compilation, I did like “Chicago Freestyle” for its hook sung by Giveon, who is a new and up-and-coming vocalist (Shame, he used autotune, though.), which shows once again that Drake can still spot talent. The biggest surprise, and the one that’ll leave his fans open-mouthed and disappointed, is the collaboration on “Not You Too” with Chris Brown, who went from a rising RnB star to a villain in an instant when the news broke that he beat Rihanna up when they were dating. There are several blurred lines to the story, but most believe that Chris did it and has no case for innocence. It shows complete disrespect by Drake to the lady he has collaborated with and had a relationship with, and the subject matter of the song doesn’t help as it’s about him being betrayed in a relationship by a woman, which not only shows his ego, but the fact he has Chris Brown on it seems like, this song was really made for Chris to get across his side of the story via a song. 

It could also be that Drake is pissed off with her that it didn’t work out, but either way, it is very coarse and in poor taste. Pretty much like the mixtape, which is musically uninspired, poor guest selection and just shit. I will give “Dark Lane Demo Tapes” a rating of two, but even that’s being generous.

2/10

Week Four: Eminem- Music to be Murdered By

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Here is the track-by-track review:

Premonition (Intro):

Hahahaha, from this track alone, we have an album centred around his alter ego Slim Shady. As the piano is playing, you can hear a woman screaming as he raps about how all the original gangsters of the game have been forgotten because they are no longer considered popular by the new generation. However, he picks up on the hypocrisy included as he mentions that 2Chainz appears to be popular with the new generation, but he is, in fact, not that much younger than Eminem. It reminds me of when BBC Radio 1 deemed the likes of Green Day too old for their station, yet will play Pharrell Williams on their station despite him being around the same age as Green Day and staying on topic with the record Eminem. Eminem is trying to say that if you don’t make chart-friendly music, you will not get any attention from the generic listener. Hardcore fans, however, will listen regardless.

Unaccommodating:

Eminem always likes to bring new talent, and he has done it again with Young M.A. featuring on this track. This alone will intrigue Eminem fans, and you would think, get them to take a listen to her material or maybe even watch her pornographic film that is available on Pornhub hahaha (It’s called research. I haven’t seen it and was very surprised to discover that, she directed a porno. Oh, and M.A stands for “Me Always”.) the flow on this track is fantastic by Slim Shady and so is the rhyming. Rather than trying to describe it, I recommend you listen and lose yourself (No pun intended.).

You Gon’Learn:

Two features on this, Royce Da 5’9″ being co-rapper and White Gold singing a chorus that will, from what I have heard listening to this song, stand the test of time and is catchy as fuck. Royce Da 5’9″ uses a wide range of vocabulary and even mentions a very personal thing about his father going for a health screening. Em aims shit rappers, saying that they can’t work out when their words should land on the beat.

Alfred (Interlude):

Fuck’s sake, one of these pointless tracks, and no, I don’t care if it is Alfred Hitchcock, even though the album is named after something to do with Alfred. I’m curious if it’s one of his films, a reference in a film or something else. Either way, it’s another pointless record filler.

Those Kinda Nights:

Ed Sheeran is back, and I’m pretty sure he didn’t record his part in Australia and wait months for Slim Shady to get in touch, like what happened with “Revival” in 2017. Em enjoys working with the lad from Halifax, and the wordplay is incredible. Em foretells a story from the early-2000s.

In Too Deep:

Funny that the word “deep” should be mentioned in the title because this track has a profound subject. It’s about two relationships, where a wife is cheating on her husband with Eminem, who is cheating on his girlfriend. Still, neither the wife nor Eminem is willing to take their affair any further despite being much happier.

Godzilla:

This is an exciting track; it gets faster as it goes on. Juice WLRD provides a catchy hook, and Eminem increases his rhyming speed verse by verse. Is he going for a Guinness world record on this? I never even knew he could rap this fast.

Darkness:

Wow. Controversial, but I wouldn’t expect anything less from Slim Shady. He’s talking about committing a massacre while in a hotel room in Las Vegas. He’s speaking from the perspective of the terrorist from the Route 91 country music festival. The aim is to highlight what can happen when people are tipped over the edge and become mentally ill. You may call that guy a mentally ill lone wolf. Not for me. He planned to cause mass terror to a community, and he did so. That’s terrorism.

Leaving Heaven:

A song about optimism. Skylar Grey features.

Yah Yah:

Q-Tip is on the chorus, Royce Da 5’9″ is coming with straight-up honest lyrics, and I was delighted to see the most underrated rapper from the Roots, Black Thought. This guy is simply brilliant but always gets overlooked in the discussions of who is the best rapper or one of the best rappers. He is up there with Pac, Nas, Ice Cube and Eminem himself. He also doesn’t disappoint with his feature, either. I hope this will get Black Thought the recognition he deserves. Only the connoisseurs will know who he is. Denaun also features.

Stepdad (Intro):

Album filler where Em goes on a rant at his stepdad.

Stepdad:

Now to the track itself. I love how the hard drum kick compliments the subject and Em’s delivery. It fits in with the whole scarface rage thing. As the rage grows in the verses, in the final verse, Em talks about how he killed his stepdad with a baseball bat before beating the shit out of him and burying him next to his dog. The final bar says that if he goes to juvenile prison, he will tell them about why he did it.

Marsh:

Eminem is at his lyrical best. His flow as well is top-drawer.

Never Love Again:

I couldn’t tell if he was talking about his volatile relationship with his ex-wife Kim or his time on drugs. Either way, it’s a typical heartbreak song with a Slim Shady slant.

Little Engine:

The beginning sounds like Alfred Hitchcock talking before Em comes in. The beat is very creepy and something you would hear in a Dracula film or something.

Lock It up:

An Artist I was delighted to see on the record and, in all honesty, never expected to be Anderson.Paak mainly performs with the Free Nationals. Yes, Anderson can sing, but have you heard him rap? I can’t remember the name of the track I have listened to him rap on, but it was pure fire (Something about a woman, from what I remember.), and he compliments Slim Shady as they destroy the beat.

Farewell:

Slim Shady showcases more of his rhyming ability in this song about breaking up. If it isn’t about Kim, then I have no clue.

No Regrets:

Em has shown he can work with new school rap on this, and someone called Don Toliver features. I’ve heard this artist will be the one to watch this year, but this is my first discovery of him. I’m unsure if he can sing because he uses that fucking autotune. I can’t stand it, and it’s usually for those who can’t sing. Drake is a heavy user of it. He’s American, but I can hear the Caribbean in his vocals.

I Will:

What the fuck is this? As I said, I missed a fair chunk of Em’s career from 2003-2009 because I didn’t like the cheesy shite he was coming out with (Eight Mile an exception.), and I have no idea if this type of song was on those albums. KXNG Crooked, Royce Da 5’9, joins Slim Shady” and Joell Ortiz, where they reminisce and go fucking bar crazy. I loved Slim Shady’s controversial bars on this, and yeah, he’s up to his usual threatening some lady who hears Wu-Tang Clan and wanders out onto the patio to inspect, where he greets her by jumping out with a sword.

Alfred (Outro):

Just Alfred talking at the end.

Overall Review:

I planned on doing something other than these, but here we are. What I loved about “Music to be Murdered By” is he hasn’t lost his touch after “Revival” and “Kamikaze”. Yes, he might have taken his foot off Donald Trump’s throat, but this is still Slim Shady, who is pissed off and ready for war with the current rappers. This record is more aimed at his struggles in relationships and his battle with drug abuse. Not to mention the odd murder or controversial topics ( Being in the mind of a mentally ill terrorist, for example.). Since “Recovery” in 2010, I said Em was back, and he has further reiterated that on this album. His lyrical content is excellent and destroys rappers who weren’t even born when he was causing fuckery and pissing off the media in late-90’s/early 2000s. Loved his flow, delivery, wordplay and all-round lyrical content. Not to mention his speed, I have never heard him rap that fast with anger. If anything, this is an Alfred Hitchcock film, but in music form. I’ve listened to fucking snowflakes moan about the non-PC nature of this record, and they feel he should be banned or boycotted. Do fuck off, this is real rap, and there’s no political correctness in the game; it wasn’t designed for that. In rap, you shoot from the hip and fuck the consequences and people you piss off. Do you think Eminem is evil now? Wait until you fucking dickheads hear his material in the early years; you will fucking melt. Don’t like Eminem? Then don’t listen to him, and don’t listen to real rap.

Songs I recommend: “Godzilla”, “In too Deep” and “Yah Yah”.

8/10

Week Fifty-One: Eminem- Revival

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Here is the track-by-track review of his 9th studio album:

Walk on Water: 

Gone are the days (it appears, anyway) when Eminem would open his records with a sarcastic public address announcement for a short comedy skit. This record begins with a piano playing minor chords (To add to the sombre atmosphere.) and a soaring chorus sung by Beyoncé that one would find at a gospel Church congregation. The biggest surprise, though, is that he is talking in a severe manner on this track and even asks himself if, because of the albums that have gone before, has he pushed his levels too far and if he can still reach them. My theory behind this introduction is that maybe, he has heard and taken on board all the criticism of his material since his first three albums. Okay. Maybe, you haven’t heard of the debut album from 1996, “Infinite”? But you have heard of the albums that set him onto the world stage. “the Slim Shady LP” from 1999 and “the Marshall Mathers LP” that followed it in 2000. Whether he or you like to admit it or not, those albums propelled him and made you pay attention to what he had to say, no matter how controversial. Indeed, even in the second verse, he mentions that after”the Marshall Mathers LP” and feels that, although initially, he is pleased with his material, it just doesn’t surpass nor match the work of his third album. He sounds discouraged and concedes that the records after his third album are just “garbage”. Rick Rubin is the Producer chosen for this project, and already, you can hear this album is more Johnny Cash sounding than his Beastie Boys work. Despite this, Em doesn’t seem too bothered about it and continues to the Johnny Cash-inspired production. Then, at the end of the track, Em seems to have adopted his “Fuck you” attitude and bellows “, Me and you are not alike, Bitch, I wrote ‘Stan’!”.

Believe: 

So…We have discovered at the end of “Walk on Water”, we have found that Eminem is now ready to go to war on this record, despite feeling downcast and being his own worst enemy for most of the opening track. This track, however, is sad and tragic. It sounds like a rapper approaching his 50s trying to appeal to the children who listen to the singles chart in the now, but he still raps with the thug in him and talks controversially about politics. Despite the contemporary feel of the music, this song’s controversial topics remind me of “the Way I am”. However, he mentions how he enjoyed the chase in his younger days, but now he is older, he finds it hard to remain hungry because that chase is no longer his priority, and he has achieved a lot thus far. Plus, he is now financially set up for life. The same goes for most songwriters and artists once they have passed that point. Let’s hope the Eminem of the late90s and early 2000s remains on this record, though.

Chloraseptic: 

This is Eminem at his finest, and he even brings along rap battle MC in the shape of Brooklyn’s, Phresher, who has said that Eminem wanted him on this track because it is “Raw as fuck”. Indeed, Eminem rolls back the years and, you can hear signs of “Guilty Conscience”, “Criminal”, “Kill You”, to name three ultra-violent tracks. Indeed, the fucking nutcase adopts his Slim Shady persona to perfection as he gives a detailed account of how he will kill you with your book of shit rhymes by ripping off the wire. An old friend, Kon Artis from Eminem’s group, D-12, features on production.

Untouchable: 

Fucking hell, he isn’t playing on this record. This is Eminem wilin’ out. This time the subject is the state of American politics; in this six-minute scolding track, he uses characters. For the first three minutes, he takes on the persona of a racist white police officer, explaining how he targets black individuals and abuses his authority to terrorise black communities. The beat used for this persona is very guitar-based. Then the final three minutes switch to a moody piano loop, where he raps with the persona of a modern-day black American and how he feels about himself and his community being targeted because of their skin colour. Eminem plays this role brilliantly as he launches scathing attacks on police brutality, segregation, employment discrimination and the hypocrisy about America being ‘the land of the free’. Em proceeds to attack the current president and his party without mercy. Indeed, he may have lost some fans and upset fellow musicians in the process, but does he give a fuck? I very much doubt it. Em always falls on his sword and fuck what you think while flipping the bird in your direction, either metaphorically or physically.

River: 

Emile Hayne produced the track and was a case of the featured artist, Ed Sheeran, who recorded most of the track on a trip to Australia in March 2016 on Russell Crowe’s farm. Ed plays his trademark instrument, the guitar, then the drums and the piano. When Ed finished recording the track, he sent it off to Eminem and didn’t receive a reply

or any form of communication for several months. Once he did, the final product depicts Ed playing the persona of a liar and a cheat, which is then followed by Eminem talking about taking advantage of a Woman, using her for a one-night stand, and regretting the fact it happened, because he never wanted her in the first place, but is being consumed his guilt.

Remind Me (Intro): 

God knows why this couldn’t have been included in the following main track. It is a short 27-second introduction to the entire track as follows. We hear drums, an angelic choir, and Em talking about how a girl makes him do things he wouldn’t normally do. The track ends with some short scratching by a DJ.

Remind Me: 

This track uses a sample of Joan Jett & the Blackhearts’ “I Love Rock & Roll”. Does it still make sense that the short intro was used, as the main track is rock-based? No, not really. In this track, Slim Shady reappears as he hits on a Woman with a big arse and big fake boobs, but this time, Slim Shady is a lot more polite as he does, rather than resorting to his usual upfront misogynistic and sadistic frame of mind. The track is more comedic than the typical psychotic type of tracks his alter-ego is known for.

Revival (Interlude): 

Ah, for fuck’s sake. We finally get to the title track, and it is nothing but a pointless interlude. Remember what I said in my previous article? I can’t stand these: pointless throwaways where a track that wasn’t selected could have been given another chance. Over a piano riff reminiscent of Adele’s “Someone Like You”, we can hear a female voice singing about rising from the ashes. The female vocalist Regina Spektor gave a short sample of her “Human of the Year” track. Wonderfully sung, but still a very pointless interlude.

Like Home: 

Remember when Eminem used to attack homosexuals during the early part of his career? On this track, he stands up for them and supports their inclusion and transgender in the United States military. Once again, he proceeds to attack the current president, and this time, he takes it further than his policies and goes after the president’s physical appearance, saying that he looks like a canary with a beak. He accuses the president of watching Fox News and constantly repeating himself and how he uses Twitter to make political decisions that must be addressed in the Senate or the White House. He also laments about the appearance of the current president in the “Shady Convention” mock political video, which was used to promote Em’s Shade45 satellite channel. He says that he wished he had never included Donald Trump in the video and should have had the foresight to know that he was about to tear apart the values that America stand for. Em still believes that America is the greatest country to reside in and the people need to combat what is happening in the current climate. Although, he thinks the current President doesn’t give a fuck about the people and that there are more than enough people in America against the president’s policies and can rebel against the system. Alicia Keys features.

Bad Husband: 

The title says it all. Em talks in depth about his explosive relationship with ex-wife Kim Scott (Who he has aimed at on several albums. The worst is “Love the Way You Lie”, where he sets the house on fire in the video with Kim in it. Although, he has done far worse lyrically on many of his albums.) and their daughter, Hailie. The song structure sees Em rap to both of them on alternating verses, first of all in an aggressive manner and then in an apologetic tone, where he regrets using them and airing his family disagreements in the media. He also mentions that despite their dysfunctional and violent relationship, it hurt him badly when he divorced and walked away from Kim. Indeed, he compared it to sawing off a body limb—X Ambassadors feature on this melancholic track of conflict and reconciliation.

Tragic Endings: 

This remains on the previous track’s subject of Eminem’s strained relationship with ex-wife Kim. He talks about how he still finds it hard to cope with their divorce, and the feelings remain. Even though he would prefer they got back together, he knows that Kim would hate for him to find happiness with her or someone else and takes great pleasure in watching him suffer after the way it all ended. Frequent collaborator Skylar Grey features on this (She also wrote the opening track on this record.). Her writing is consubstantial with Em to let the listener know how Em feels/felt about their troubled relationship. This line sung by Sklyar sums up the relationship entirely “I’m dying to breathe, and all you do is strangle me. What a relief.” A very powerful message that tells you what that relationship was like. Kim prayed for Em to kill her to set her free. Luckily, it never came to that, but that line alone is enough to tell the story.

Framed: 

Ah, this is once again the real Slim Shady standing up (No awful pun intended.) Remember “97 Bonnie & Clyde” from the 1999 album “the Slim Shady LP”? This track follows that same route, as Slim Shady explains how to kill someone and get away with it in extreme detail while he takes the production back to those days with guitar licks and a repetitive drum loop. He mentions that when killing females, you better wear three layers of clothing, or you will not succeed and end up facing life imprisonment or life on death row as it is in America. Once again, Donald Trump has shots fired at him as Slim Shady has his daughter Ivanka in his boot but has no recollection of how she ended up there (More than likely dead, I presume, as this is Slim Shady.). The track ends in denial, with Slim Shady half-heartedly saying how the missing person was nothing to do with him and that he was, well…framed.

Nowhere Fast: 

Em seems to adopt his alter-ego more as the record goes on. On this fast-paced string section track, he goes after other rappers (No names mentioned at all.) and says that despite his age, he is far from finished in the game and arrogantly expresses that he is better now than when he was at the peak of his powers. He believes he is just starting to reach his prime, and all the youngsters in the modern era are easy prey for him. Kehlani accompanies him and sings about living the fast life and dying young. Something that Eminem somehow managed to avoid. Yes, he lived a fast life, but how he didn’t die young, either through family members, psychotic fans, drug addiction, or his controversial views, is just a mystery.

Heat: 

I was quite shocked on this track because he managed to find common ground with the current president rather than attacking him relentlessly, which has been the central theme of this record. Albeit only for a short time. He talks about grabbing Women by their pussies and agrees with Donald, but that’s it. That is the only time he is mentioned on the track after that. He pays homage to producer Rick Rubin but in a humourous way. He says the female at the song’s centre is hot enough to melt Rick’s beat. Rick’s production on this sees him return to DJ scratching and guitar distortion that served him well on “the Marshall Mathers LP 2” track “Berserk”. The sample used is the introduction featured on the film soundtrack to Boogie Nights (Hence the title “Heat”.) The track even ends with a brief dialogue from Mark Wahlberg’s character.

Offended: 

This track is an intent by him to get into the Guinness Book of World Records in terms of the numerous syllables used and the ferocious speed of the verses. And once again, he is not afraid to talk about controversial matters going after R. Kelly, Donald Trump, his daughter Ivanka and the first lady, Melania. This is Eminem from those early albums, which made people and subjects the target of his songs, and fuck the consequences. Indeed, he is still angry that the current president hasn’t acknowledged his diss about him at the BET Awards. He talks about attacking Ivanka while he hits on Melania to rile the president into responding. Em even takes a moment to show respect to Illa da Producer, who made this saying that the drums and hard snares bring out the worst in him.

Need Me: 

I loved the collaboration on P!nk’s “Revenge” on her latest album “Beautiful Trauma”. We saw Eminem at his most hateful and P!nk following suit. Alex da Kid is again on production as he is on most of the record with Rick Rubin (Illa da Producer, not much.). On this power ballad, his percussion is accompanied by P!nk’s two verses and a chorus before Eminem comes in. The biggest surprise is that he gradually harmonises over her second verse. I can’t recall any track where he does this when collaborating with female singers. This track has a waltz feel where he goes mad about being in a dysfunctional relationship and how she reminds him of his mother, yet they are made for each other.

In Your Head: 

I never saw this coming, but a sample of the Cranberries’ 1994 hit “Zombie” is used and remains underneath the beat throughout. This track features a producer yet to appear, MC/Producer Scram Jones from New York. You might not know the name per sé, but you know his work. He has been working with Ghostface Killah and Jadakiss since the turn of the century, and this is his debut production with Em. Em references previous album comparisons and how maybe after so many wrong decisions in his career, he should have called it a day after his 2010 album “Recovery”? Which saw the Eminem we all became fans of re-emerging from his cheesy pop slumber. Let’s face it who liked songs like “Without Me” and “Lose it”? Utter Pop-friendly shite.

Castle: 

This one reminds me of “Stan”. You can hear the pencil writing on the paper in the sound effects, but indeed, he is also delivering the verses like, he is writing a letter. Rather than adopting a psychotic and obsessed fan, he plays himself and writes a letter to his daughter, Hailie. The first letter is written before her birth in 1995 (Echoing 2Pac’s “Letter to My Unborn Child” premise.), the second a year after her birth (Again, repeating 2Pac/Makaveli tha Don’s “Words to My First Born”.) and third on her 12th birthday. Hailie was twelve in 2007, a year that you would think he would want to forget as he was gradually slipping into darkness after an overdose of methadone almost saw him die. Still, he decides to sign off the letter as he would have done if he did write the final letter after overdosing and saying goodbye. You could say pretty much a suicide note included. Skylar Grey features.

Arose: 

The final track uses a loop taken from the title track of Bette Midler’s 1979 album (She also starred in the film.). This track is a continuation of the narrative of the previous track. Em talks candidly about that overdose addressing his family and former D12 member, Proof, whom he was close with until his demise in 2006. Em says that the death of Proof was the catalyst for his world falling apart the following year. Returning to the continuation of “Castle”, the third verse features on this track and as the track ends without warning. This time, however, it has been altered. Em throws the methadone down the toilet, complete with the sound effect of dawn and the toilet flushing.

Overall: 

This is the Eminem/Slim Shady I have missed for a decade. Save for the 2003 film “Eight Mile” soundtrack, loosely based on his early beginnings in the rap game. There hasn’t been much that has shown his controversial and, one might say, ‘Real’ side. I could not stand the utter cheese on his album after “the Marshall Mathers LP” up to “Recovery”. That’s a decade of shit music. He made me want to listen again after 2010’s “Recovery”. That Eminem, who wasn’t afraid to speak his mind, re-emerged, and it was welcomed. I don’t care if he has rediscovered his controversial nature; that’s what he is to me. I prefer him to act like one of his idols 2Pac, rather than bowing down to the record executives and making chart-friendly hits. Fuck that. That isn’t Eminem, and it certainly isn’t his alter-ego Slim Shady, that’s for sure. This album was fucking brilliant.

I loved all the controversial topics featured and his targeting of popular figures who deserved it. I was a big fan of his first three records, and this harks back to those days for me. Although I have mentioned in previous articles that artists/bands are free to express themselves in any way they choose, it doesn’t really work for Em. Yes, it was nice for him to show his more vulnerable side on this album, but he did it in a way that didn’t use cheesy beats. Rick Rubin and Alex da Kid were amazing on production, along with Skylar Grey, Alicia Keys and Phresher as some of the collaborating artists. I look forward to what Eminem has on his 10th studio album. He’s made me restore my faith in him. 9/10

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Week Forty-Six: Taylor Swift- Reputation

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In 2012, Taylor Swift released “2012”, which was surprisingly her fourth album and was the start of her sharp climb up the ladder. This was then followed by “1989”, which was her fifth album (I’m glad, you know maths, so why the fuck did I say that?), and this record had a lot more hits and punched a lot harder than “2012” with the messages conveyed. My introduction to Taylor started way back when she was about to release her second album titled “Fearless”, but more on that in the overall review, as I have noticed I tend to go off on a tangent during the actual main review and appear to have virtually fuck all left when it comes to my overall evaluation. 

The last review made the overall review short and sweet because, to be honest, I wouldn’t say I liked listening to Sam’s album. As you can see from the main review, I found it shit. Well, this record is undoubtedly a departure from the previous one. Taylor aims at everyone who has wronged her or simply anyone she doesn’t like (That includes stereotypes.) For example, on “Call it What You Want” (Yes, I know, Foster the People also have a song with the same title.) She takes shots at drama queens and jokers, saying that drama queens take swings and there are jokers dressed up as kings.

I particularly liked “This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things” on this waltz track; she foretells about a friend that turns out to be a snake in the grass. The chorus is so grandiose that it is ideal for stadiums, but after the hook, you can hear Taylor being very sarcastic, saying that she forgives this snake, but then bursts out laughing and says, “I can’t even say it with a straight face”. “I Did Something Bad” sums up what this record is about, and if you’re looking for revenge on someone, this album will undoubtedly inspire you.

Overall: What a delicious album. Full of revenge, Taylor goes outside the realms of the pop market by going after everyone and anyone. Now, we know she writes songs usually about failed relationships, but this is just pure evil. Taylor’s spiteful and hateful side has emerged, and it is extremely refreshing to see this. It is like she has channelled her inner Eminem. Certainly not a record for her fans below the age of 18. The highlights for me were “This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”, “Look What You Made Me Do”, “Ready for It?” “Call it What You Want”, “Don’t Blame Me,” and “I Did Something Bad”. This won’t be everyone’s cup of green tea, but I fucking love the controversial nature of it. The more controversial, the better. Why should Taylor put up with all the bullshit by the media et al. and not speak out about it? I love artists that go against the grain, and Taylor hasn’t held back on this record. I am now looking forward to what her next album offers if Taylor maintains this attitude. Oh, and back to what I mentioned in the first paragraph about discovering Taylor, I first heard her perform “Love Story”. Yes, I know the song is a bit sentimental, but I liked how it sounded and was very disappointed when her songs started getting cheesy and pop-friendly. Indeed, I respect her as an artist after watching a documentary showing how she started out on the Country scene doing numerous gigs annually to get herself noticed. It did pay off (Obviously.), and she deserves it all. I prefer Taylor Swift, the Country music star, to what the industry made her become, but on this record, she just doesn’t give a fuck and made tracks that she wants to do, regardless if her label likes it or not. 8/10

Week Forty-Two: P!nk- Beautiful Trauma

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By looking at the record name, you can tell that this will be a very emotional album and could well be autobiographical (It is). It talks about everything from her childhood, marriage, becoming a parent and the trials and tribulations we all face during adulthood.

P!nk said of the record that, even though life is laced with bad moments that can be very traumatic for us, the good far outweighs the bad, and she wanted to convey that message in this record.

She’s right, as the album features 13 tracks with beauty and trauma entwined and how they play out side by side in our lives.

Let’s start with the very emotional “Whatever You Want”, where she talks about hanging onto a fractured relationship by any means necessary. She talks about it being doomed but feels there is light at the end of the tunnel and how it makes her box on and tries to give whoever the man is on this track whatever he wants or needs to make the relationship return to how it began.

“What About us” talks about those used in relationships and how their feelings have been dismissed. “Barbies” talks about how life was so much sweeter, carefree and elementary when she was just in her room playing with her Barbie dolls. However, there’s also a contradiction within this track where she states that she can’t remember how life was more straightforward as a child. Finally, she questions the future and where we all go after all is said and done.

“For Now” is a yearning for a Utopian relationship (I think, that’s the terminology, I’m looking for?) and how to recover how we used to feel towards each other and just press the pause button to remain in that moment always. She also confesses that she is far from perfect, and what she says can cause her to destroy what she has with someone or cut them very profoundly.

We then have the epiphany moment, where P!nk realises that despite all her flaws, she has nothing to fear and can keep going straight down the road rather than looking for other directions on the song, “I am Here”. She might still be scared of her journey, but she’s willing not to stray and battle any storm that might come her way.

You can hear the same sentiment as those above in “Wild Hearts Can’t be Broken”. However, in “Secrets”, P!nk talks about moments in her life she is not particularly proud of regarding relationships with the opposite sex. She is confessing to moments when she has lied and hidden secrets. Indeed, she reveals that the truth is written all over her face, and now, she’s ready to uncover things that you will find extremely hard to take.

With “You Get My Love”, she is talking to her current husband, Carey Hart, and even though she is still not entirely used to the idea of being ready for her marriage, she adores him no matter what and will stand by him through thick and thin to make the marriage last for eternity.

Now, let’s look at one of the best tracks on the record, the title track, which is so aptly named for her seventh studio album. What I found very interesting and poetically tragic is that this song is compared to how you feel when your life becomes consumed by drugs, even though it is clearly about a very toxic relationship. You fall victim to it and become an addict. I find that beautiful yet tragic, but she is certainly onto something when she compares them. Being in a toxic relationship is like becoming a drug addict because even though, you want out, you get sucked back in again and can’t seem to resist another hit even though you know deep down that, you need to get out.

Eminem features in the very volatile “Revenge”. Do you need an explanation of the meaning of the song? The title explains itself, plus you have Eminem on it. What more do you need to know? Eminem is known for very passionate vocals and hard-hitting lyrics. Straightaway, you already know that this song isn’t laced with romance. He talks about how he will avenge his lover after she has cheated on him while using extremely derogatory terms directed at her throughout. I love Eminem, so as you can imagine, I liked this song and the truth about how someone feels when they are wronged in the most heinous way in a relationship.

The next song I will look at is “Where We Go”, where P!nk tells a fable wrapped in hopelessness where a relationship has no chance of surviving what it has already gone through. Not even a divine intervention will perform a miracle. “Better Life” is somewhat pessimistic, and instead of P!nk being in such a loving relationship at present, she feels very insecure and feels that her lover can do better with his life and have a better wife. The fear of this grips her so much

she is tempted to begin drinking and smoking again to an unhealthy level.

Overall review:

What an amazing record. I love the fact that P!nk has told her story through the means of her art and revealed to the listener all about her life up to the present day, which is very rare in a society where so many people in her profession like to put on this mask that all is rosy in their life, not necessarily through their music but how they are portrayed in the public eye. With “Beautiful Trauma”, you get everything from her happiness, confessions, honesty, bitterness, and explosive rage, as demonstrated in “Revenge” featuring Eminem. Some have said they are uncomfortable by her dark side, but to me, it makes her even more genuine as an artist and person. The album is aptly named. 9/10