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Week 22: Liam Gallagher- C’mon You Know

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I remember when Liam promised us all a “Rock out with your chin out” album in reply to the mocking of his middle brother’s High Flying Birds albums (Or Low Flying Turds as he pathetically calls them), branding them “Songs you stroke your chin at”. Funnily enough, Liam has never delivered a “Rock out with your chin out” record, and he still hasn’t. This album is the same as the rest. They are like more sitting in the front room, stroking the cat on the sofa. It’s hard to believe that Liam used the “sore throat” excuse to get out of the MTV Unplugged with Oasis in the mid-90s. I wish I could find the quote from the book I read about that night when Noel took over vocal duties for the first time for an entire set (The second time would be in Dublin in 1997).

Unfortunately, I cannot locate the book at the moment, but it was known that Liam hated performing acoustic songs at the time. It’s quite funny when most of his songs like ‘Songbird’, ‘Pass Me Down the Wine’ and ‘Guess God Thinks I’m Abel’ are all acoustic songs written by Liam.

It’s pretty sad to see Liam letting his songwriting ability go to waste yet again when you consider that he has written songs like’ like ‘the Meaning of Soul’, ‘I’m Outta Time’, and ‘Ain’t Got Nothin’. He wrote these great songs in Oasis, so the ability is there. He doesn’t know how to use it. For “C’mon You Know”, he has once again employed Greg Kurstin, the Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl, and Vampire Weekend frontman Ezra Koenig. You would think the latter two would improve this record, but no. Dave and Ezra’s talents have been wasted. Yes, this has elements of Oasis, but also a sound more akin to the late Bo Diddley, but overall, it is lacking. The lyrical content is once again cringeworthy. I mean, it is a nursery rhyme level. When I heard some of the lyrics, I shuddered.

‘World’s in Need’ reminded me of the late Bo Diddley’s songs, but it doesn’t do his songs justice. The album has some good moments, like the Dave Grohl penned ‘Everything’s Electric’. However, Dave’s song is ruined by Liam’s nursery rhymes. Many complain about this album because Liam dares to experiment, but I welcome it. It is just a shame about the rest of it. 

Considering it was made in the studio, I found it surprising how ropey his vocals were. Usually, with the software available in the studio, you can make a person who cannot sing a note sound polished, so I was surprised to hear him sounding so ropey. Some won’t like this review, but I don’t care. The best thing about the record is if Liam wasn’t on it.

Ropey vocals and poor lyrics. However, the production is quite good. I would enjoy an instrumental version of this.

As for seeing him live? I would opt for Stop the Clocks if I wanted to see an Oasis tribute act. I am not interested in hearing Oasis songs (Mainly his brother’s, who he slags off at every turn)when I was there in the moment. That moment has passed. Would anyone go to see him if he didn’t perform Oasis songs? Let’s face it; his solo material is nothing to write home about. You might like “C’mon You Know” if you are a Liam fan. It certainly isn’t for you if you are not or casually listening.

Song recommendations: ‘Everything’s Electric’, ‘World’s in Need’

5/10

Week 45: ABBA- Voyage

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Well, everyone knows who ABBA is without even knowing who they are. Now, I am not a fan, but there is no denying that their music is funky and uplifting. At some point, whether at a party, school disco or wedding reception, the DJ has always played at least one of their iconic songs. The band split up 40 years ago, but through the request of Anni-Frid Lyngstad and Agnetha Fältskog, Benny Andersson and Björn Ulvaeus put their differences aside and reformed the quartet for a tour and new album in the here-and-now. 

The record is full of their signature sound, but somehow, they have managed to put a modern spin on it. That is what made “Voyage” enjoyable for me. I expected to hear the same old ABBA but was surprised by how modern yet retro the sound was. It is hard to describe precisely what I mean by this in words. You will have to listen to understand where I am coming from with that statement. There are even two songs based around Christmas, and my particular favourite off the album ‘Little Things’. It is a typical Christmas song with a children’s choir and all the other trimmings of a familiar, uplifting Christmas song. It will compete for the top spot for Christmas because this and the Lathums song ‘Krampus’ deserve to be at the acme. When was the last time an actual Christmas song was at number one for Christmas? I can only think of the Darkness’ ‘Don’t Let the Bells End’ in 2004. 

ABBA’s return has not been a damp squib as you find all four singers singing sublime harmonies with solid vocals. Whatever trials and tribulations they went through in the past have been put behind them as they appear as one on the record. Some bands struggle to see past conflicts, which can appear evident on the recordings of an album or even during live performances. Surprisingly, although the record does sound more modern yet retro with the melodies, the quartet has yet to succumb to the concept of using modern pop chart methods like including a rapper, auto-tune and those God-awful beats. For a start, ABBA has held back a track since 1979’s “Voulez-Vous” sessions. The track in question is ‘Just a Notion’; honestly, it was the only track I heard that seemed like ABBA of old. 

You could say that the modern yet retro sound is down to their use of modern technology. Benny and Björn have relished the opportunity of noodling with the technology that wasn’t available to them in the year of their split (Obviously.). And the retro part? Most of their songs utilise the typical minor to major to minor key. I enjoyed their implementation of strings on ‘Ode to Freedom’, the final track of the album. It is utterly orchestral and a terrific and glorious way to sign off.

There is room for Celtic pop and a ballad about the environment with ‘When You Danced with Me’ and ‘Bumble Bee’, respectively. ABBA foretell about their return on ‘Don’t Shut Me Down’, one of their teaser singles released in September. The other is ‘I Can be That Woman’, a story about rekindling a love lost through alcoholism. The protagonist, portrayed by Anni-Frid, has overcome alcoholism and wants another chance. However, an argument occurs in front of a dog, and she is visibly frightened by the heated exchange. Indeed, Anni-Frid mentions in the lyrics that the female dog jerks every time the male swears at his former lover. Although the song sounds great, the lyrics are far more sinister. Now, you might need to pick it up or pay more attention when listening to the track because the instrumentation conceals the subject’s realism. Still, when you check out the lyrics, you will realise just how sinister the subject is. In a way, it is like the Police’s ‘Every Breath You Take’.

Another favourite of mine was ‘Keep an Eye on Dan’ (If you know why, you already know.). Another quite sinister track where a child called Dan (Again, obviously.) is being dropped off by his mother to spend time with his father as agreed during a custody battle in court. The mother appears anxious to let her son spend time with his father. 

Indeed, as she drops him off, she drives around the bend, punching the steering wheel as her heart aches. It might not be evident during the vocal delivery, but the lyrics depict a mother who is angry, frightened and full of anxiety at the thought of leaving her son in the hands of her former husband/lover. ABBA has appeared as the master of disguising melancholy within uplifting melodies on “Voyage”. The graphic shows should be something else with the broad sounds and subjects offered.

Song recommendations: ‘Little Things’, ‘Keep an Eye on Dan’, ‘I Can be That Woman.’