have no idea where I first heard Robbie Williams. Take That appeared out of nowhere in the 90s and became extremely popular without a steady rise. I don’t mind some of Robbie’s work since he decided to go solo in 1997, which started with the indie-inspired ‘Old Before I Die’. I love that song, but Robbie isn’t too keen on it when you read his 2016 autobiography “Reveal”. He appears to hate it with a passion. I used to love hearing it on the radio, on television or on the jukebox at the local Riley’s snooker club. It epitomised the whole indie revival movement during that period. I am surprised by his submission because after being discarded by the Gallagher brothers, he said in his book, it didn’t deter him from liking Oasis, and he enjoys a lot of indie music. I don’t fucking care if some of you are smirking at me reading his book, it was an intriguing read, and you get to know the honest Robbie and not the one slaughtered by the media. So, my initial plan was to listen to the new tracks on “XXV”, but he had other ideas. Yes, it is his greatest hits, but not in their original guise. The songs have been reimagined with Jules Buckley conducting an orchestra, and there is even a Beethoven version of ‘Angels’. That’s the introduction over; now to the review. I have elected to analyse each classic and new song track-by-track.

Let’s begin:

Let Me Entertain You:

No one can forget this beast of an anthem with its rock attitude. When this was recorded, the La’s and Lightning Seeds drummer Chris Sharrock was drumming for Robbie. Of course, Chris would go on to join Robbie’s friends Oasis, Beady Eye, and his least favourite Gallagher brother Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds. The song carries on in the same vein, but the horns and choir bring that celestial finish to it. Already I am impressed.

Come Undone:

A friend had this on a Now That’s What I Call Music compilation in 2003, and I was reading the footnotes. Tupac Shakur inspires this song. I was shocked to hear this because I don’t hear any references to Pac in the song. On a side note, Robbie and Pac met in 1995 at the Versace birthday party. They both shared a joint, and they got on almost immediately. Pac didn’t know about Robbie’s portrayal by the media and didn’t seem to care either. They shot the shit about life and, for a brief moment, became friends. Has the song improved much since the original? Only slightly. Not much to write about.

Love my Life:

In the book, Robbie said he wrote this for Theodora(his daughter.) to tell her never to forget to love your life despite what others might say about you. Again, the orchestra lift this song to another level; to be honest; it is fit for the West End when they do a musical on Robbie.

Millenium:

There was no point in tweaking this track. It doesn’t enhance it, as the original already has a stringed section. I believe it was pilfered from a James Bond theme song. He was better off not bothering to rework this one.

the Road to Mandalay:

Again, a pointless rework. The original is better.

Tripping:

For the third time in succession, the track didn’t need necessary work. I am sure this one catches your attention by starting off with a reggae vibe before returning to the familiarity. You feel cheated when the reggae falls away after the introduction. I’d have preferred a reggae vibe on the rework, in all honesty. I cannot recall a single track where Robbie has done reggae.

Bodies:

I’ve never been a fan of it, and the rework didn’t do much for me.

Candy:

Jesus. This song made me cringe when it came out, and still makes me cringe now. Robbie is better than bubblegum pop.

Supreme:

Again, I believe another song pilfered from a James Bond film. I didn’t feel a rework was necessary. I mean, what could Jules have possibly done to improve it? The original has an orchestra. There are, however, female backing vocals. Still didn’t do much to improve, though.

Strong:

Again, Robbie puts on his indie head in the original, and to be honest, there is not much difference between the XXV version and the original. It’s a photo finish which is better. 

Eternity:

Just like ‘Strong’, there isn’t much difference in both versions.

No Regrets:

My favourite track off “I’ve Been Expecting You”, and it has to be the original that will remain my favourite. He tries to make this more upbeat when the original is melancholic, which fits with the concept.

She’s the One:

I love this cover of World Party’s track, even though the original is much better. It was a nice nod to World Party, but Karl Wallinger has said on many occasions he now hates performing the song and that Robbie ruined it for him. In the book, Robbie mentions how through a third party, Karl said, “When you see him, tell him he’s a cunt”. If Karl hated the original cover, he isn’t going to be too fond of the XXV version, either. However, I believe the majority will agree with him this time.

Feel:

I was not too fond of it then, didn’t like it when Peter Schmeichel played on it live, and I still don’t like it now.

Rock DJ:

When this came out in the summer of 2000, I liked it. Then, it was played to death, so I stopped listening to it, and as I got older, I could not stand it. Even listening to the rework was too much.

Kids:

I loved this when it came out in the autumn of 2000, with its rock attitude and the collaboration with Kylie Minogue. Kylie features in the rework. Again, a photo finish of which one is best.

Angels:

The original pisses all over this. Do look out for a surprise later on, though.

Lost:

Now, we have come to a brand new track. It was made for this album. Yes, I know it was actually made for this record, but what I mean is it’s a perfect fit. The orchestra musicians compliment each other.

Nobody Someday:

An acoustic guitar accompanies Robbie’s vocals, accompanied by a soft choir. A vast improvement on the original.

Lazy Days:

The original itself was lazy instrumentally and vocally. The rework brings it to life—the orchestra playing a pivotal role.

Hot Fudge:

I never liked it and still don’t.

Sexed up:

Again, I wouldn’t say I liked the original, and my concentration wavered on this one.

More than This:

Another brand new song. Once again, it is a perfect fit, just like ‘Lost’.

Disco Symphony:

Another new track that does exactly what it says. I can see this one being played at parties and wedding receptions imminently. Very uptempo and very disco.

Better Man:

You’re better off listening to the original.

Home Thoughts from Abroad:

The Magic FM moment on the album. Although to be fair, the majority of the record will fit nicely on their playlists.

the World and Her Mother:

The final new track has the Robbie signature written all over it.

Into the Silence:

Again, another photo finish.

Angels (Beethoven AI):

This song is merged with Beethoven’s ‘Unfinished 10th Symphony’, and fuck me; it fits in perfectly. I never thought I would see the day when ‘Angels’ collaborates with ‘Unfinished 10th Symphony’. I was blown away when I heard it, and it fucking destroys the original. That was a very clever move by Robbie. This version is beyond space; it’s that good.

Song recommendations: ‘Angels(Beethoven AI)’, ‘Nobody Someday’, ‘Disco Symphony’

7/10

Why such an average rating, you ask? Well, because I prefer the originals.