Week 49: Gary Barlow- Music Played by Humans

Whatever you may think about the chief songwriter and band member in Take That, he knows how to write a fucking song. As far as I am aware, he’s also bizarrely a Liverpool fan from Manchester, which is quite a rarity. Although his solo career didn’t go too well after the break up of Take That (They reformed in 2005 and are still going strong to date.), he was still very successful behind the scenes, writing songs for various artists and some of the songs he wrote for them might surprise you because you thought he was the forgotten man. So, is this Gary’s second solo album? It’s called “Music Played by Humans”, released almost two decades after his debut.

“Who’s Driving This Thing?” opens the record, and Gary can be heard introducing the album to the band in the studio and sharing laughs and jokes with them. It sets the mood for the whole record, which is very big band and swing. I’m not sure if he writes for Michael Buble (Who, funnily enough, does feature.), but the delivery is very much the same as how Michael would do it.

“The Big Bass Drum” is one of the essential tracks on the album, and Gary selflessly lets the musicians and the band take the limelight and blends in by accompanying them. For once, he hasn’t taken centre stage.

Again, Gary shows his abilities as a songwriter by switching moods and subjects. In “This Is My Time”, he talks about dying from love. “Enough is Enough” featuring Beverley Knight might prove his ability to write songs on any subject, but this track is not as melancholic as the title suggests. Now, the next track I thought I would want to skip and hate with a passion is “the Kind of Friend I Need”. Why? Because James Corden is on it, but he can sing, and it works. You can hear them ribbing each other between their verses, and as the album closes, James proclaims that he’s the best singer on the track. Gary replies, “It’s my album, you know?” I found the whole track lighthearted and funny. If you like big band and swing, this album is for you. I also was surprised to find out this from Gary. This kind of record should be played at restaurants or lounge bars. Very easy on the ear, funny, and guaranteed to make you feel upbeat.

NB: I later discovered that this is (Incredibly.) It’s Gary’s fifth solo studio album.

Song recommendations: “the Kind of Friend I Need”, “the Big Bass Drum”, “This is My Time”

8/10

Week 48: Michael Ball & Alfie Boe- Together at Christmas

There we have it. We now know what the fourth instalment of the next Michael Ball & Alfie record Boe will be called. We should have known that they would do one around the Christmas theme to freshen up the “Together” series. This has also been adapted for the West End and will feature a limited but socially distanced audience during this god-awful worldwide virus currently circulating. I am unsurprised; the lads have again hit the acme of the album chart. The dynamic works well, and it is a joy to listen to them perform covers or traditional songs in their unique way. It has also been bought out as a Christmas present for our loved ones. It is accessible on the ear and lifts our spirits, which we need more than ever.

Of course, the songs have been covered as often as the stars in the sky, but it’s the way Ball & Boe, the orchestra, and that Disney-esque sound have done them.

The album can switch up the mood with tracks ranging from “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas” to “Mistletoe & Wine”.

Just by listening, you can tell the duo had tremendous fun recording this in the studio, and I loved the track “My Christmas Will be Better Than Yours.” you can hear a cheeky and smug tone in Michael’s vocal. The song made me laugh just by hearing Michael’s delivery alone. 

We then have the melancholic tones used for “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” and the showcasing of why this duo works sublimely on “White Christmas”. The closer, “Once Upon a December”, is very dreamy, as I have mentioned about the album as a whole is Disney-esque. Another super record by the lads, the perfect present for the one you love. An album to fill our hearts with joy in one of the most fucked up Christmasses since the second world war.

Song recommendations: “My Christmas Will be Better Than Yours”, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”, “White Christmas”.

8/10

Week 47: AC/DC- PWR UP

It’s quite funny, really, when you consider that Kylie Minogue was number one last week, and this week is the turn of some more of Australia’s finest musicians. These are the best bands and musicians out of Australia, and it’s none other than AC/DC. Yes, there may be English and Scots among the band, but they were founded in Australia (A friend of mine lives not far from one of the former member’s burial place in Perth.) Who isn’t a fan of AC/DC? I might have discovered them after the infamous shirt worn by Butt-Head. Still, after my curiosity, I found I enjoyed listening to their…let’s use Cricket terminology for this (As it’s one of the huge sports in Australia) all-out attack sound, like a Baggy green slogging away out in the middle at every possible ball and sending it either to the boundary for four or striking it into orbit for a maximum. This is the band’s 17th studio album and sees the return of leading vocalist Brian Johnson since his hearing operation and replacing the current touring vocalist, Axl Rose (Yes, that one. Mind you, he was on good behaviour in AC/DC. Probably because Angus Young promised he would kick his fucking head in if he pissed about by turning up late onstage et cetera.) Brian looked like he wasn’t going to return after the news that his hearing was so bad that if he carried on performing, he would go entirely deaf. However, he says his hearing is better than ever and announced his return earlier in the year. 

Here is my track-by-track review:

Realize:

From the off, the album has that typical AC/DC attitude to tee the listener up for what they are to expect for the entire listen.

Rejection:

This could be the second single off the record with its catchy guitar riff, and I can certainly see this being included in the setlist when the band can take it out onto the road. It is a tour-ready anthem and one that will get the crowd singing their hearts out.

Shot in the Dark:

The band released this as the leading single, and you can tell why when hearing it. It fits perfectly into that AC/DC wall of sound.

Through the Mists of Time:

Yes, it may be more relaxed initially, but it progressively builds. From a steady rhythm, it grows into the usual rock melody they adopt, complete with a chorus that gets into your head.

Kick You When You’re Down:

Hmmm…this track surprised me with its roots in blues. It’s not a usual AC/DC track (Unless I’m missing something?) with its signature blues riffs that will have the listener moving their head rhythmically. Will it be used on tour? Probably. Even though it is blues, the song is quite uplifting, and it appears, just by listening, that the band had a lot of fun recording the song.

Witch’s Spell:

AC/DC at their best with Brian’s powerful vocals and Angus’s signature guitar riffs. Not to mention the strong rhythm section to back them up and give them that all-round sound.

Demon Fire:

It is a very energetic track with Brian showcasing his vocal talent by going into the lower range, experimenting with different tones, Angus backing him up with a blues riff, and once again the rhythm section adding the panache.

Wild Reputation:

Again, this track doesn’t start as an AC/DC one but does gradually. Initially, it is very soft, with the rhythm more relaxed to match Brian’s vocals. I don’t know if the band recorded this as they reached the end of the session, but it is more mellow than the album. Respite for the listener, perhaps?

No Man’s Land:

Intriguing. In quick succession, the record’s tempo is mellower and very much inspired by country music. It could make it onto a country compilation in years to come.

System Down:

Ah, they have found their muse again and gone full-on rock with this traditional AC/DC track with Brian’s howling vocals and Angus going schizophrenic on the guitar with his riffs and solos. Not to mention the catchy chorus. There’s nothing to say about the rhythm section I haven’t already said so far because everyone knows what makes an AC/DC song.

Money Shot:

A stunning bit of play by Angus on the axe is the highlight of this track and the whole album. This is Angus Young showing his wizardry on the guitar. For the most part, the song is ready, but Angus lights the fuse when he does the solo.

Code Red:

It is a superb way to close the record, and for that reason alone, it will be included as a set closer as they disappear off-stage before returning for the encore. Upbeat and hopeful.

Song recommendations: “Realize”, “Money Shot”, “System Down”.

9/10

Week 46: Kylie Minogue- DISCO

How ironic that in such a fucked up year, Kylie releases an album choc-full of disco and funk songs? We can’t go out to clubs, attend parties or wedding receptions to dance with one another to these uplifting tracks. That’s quite sad, and I’m sure Kylie would prefer we were all doing that rather than sitting on our arses at home before heading out to get food or go to work. I should have started with an introduction to Kylie Minogue, as this is my first review of her material. This is her fifteenth album over a career spanned almost four decades. 

Talking of her career spanning almost four decades, this record sounds like music inspired by the 70s and the era she began her career, the 80s. “Say Something” is the leading single, a chance for us all to enjoy each other’s company and start living life again. Most of the album was written during the lockdown, and Kylie used a makeshift studio from home to record and edit her vocals. Indeed, she wrote “Monday Blues” about the struggle of doing that (It can be pretty tricky if you are not used to editing your vocals or even instrumentation, for that matter.)

These songs will be heard at wedding receptions when they are allowed to be permitted again. Especially “Supernova” and “Where Did the DJ Go?” are inspired by Nile Rodgers and Chic. Unfortunately, the album has no memorable content such as “Spinning Around” and “Love at First Sight”, but it sits pretty nicely into the generic Kylie song department. No risks are taken, and Kylie sticks to what she knows is guaranteed to sell rather than getting experimental and surprising us all. 

Another thing refreshing was this record doesn’t particularly have any filler. It is all good, full-on disco/funk. Even the more downtempo tracks like “Last Chance” keep your attention and mood at the same level because it is straight out of pop. Kylie co-wrote this album, and though the songs are mainly uplifting sonically, the lyrics are more melancholic as they talk about the rollercoaster of being in and out of love.

As the record closes, Kylie concentrates on adding a character called Mary in “Celebrate You, ” which is based on all of us when we feel sad and depressed. However, the instrumental is uplifting again, so your mood doesn’t shift despite the melancholy. Another thing that Kylie has mastered is her music. Most of her songs are based around the heartache of a relationship ending, but Kylie takes that element of sadness away with her uplifting instrumentals.

Song recommendations: “Where Did the DJ Go?”, “Supernova”, “Celebrate You”

7/10 

Week 45: Ariana Grande- Positions

When you listen to any of her music, you know you will get entire honesty as she is not afraid to reveal each layer of her life. The same can be said for this album, as she is talking so openly about her sex life. It’s hard to believe she would do it when you consider she’s a Judy Garland fan and her past in children’s television shows.

I mean, she even had the fucking audacity to name a track after a particular area in the vagina, so everything is revealed, and she is not giving you a chance to use your imagination. It’s refreshing to see a modern-day R&B artist opting for a production from the 1990s R&B scene. Some tracks sound like the UK Garage scene from the early 2000s, and some remind me of house with that iconic piano.

She is fucking nuts; she even has a song called “My Hair”, which is all about her ponytail, which has somehow managed to get as famous as her. My favourite is “Motives”, featuring the talented singer/rapper Doja Cat. Although the record is highly sexually forward, there are moments where Ariana stops being playful and goes much deeper into her soul with tracks like “Off the Table”, “POV”, and “Safety Net”. I wonder where her next album is going, as we know so much about her sex life after listening.

Song recommendations: “Motives”, “Safety Net”, “Off the Table”.

7/10

Week 44: Bruce Springsteen- Letter to You

I just had to do a track-by-track review for the Boss:

One Minute You’re Here:

This is just Bruce being alone in a bubble with his soul (This is what I call playing an acoustic guitar in a room all by yourself.) in a reflective mood with the lyrics remembering his friends lost over the years—aptly named.

Letter to You:

The album gets going with this track, and the E Street Band are once again proving that they still have the juice on this intimate and fragile ballad with Bruce, where he talks about what he always was and will remain to be.

Burnin Train:

In a nutshell. Fire.

Janey Needs a Shooter:

You’ll never guess who is on this track. But it does make sense, considering it is his first profession over being an actor. It is Steve van Zandt who played Silvio in the Sopranos. He provides backing vocals during the chorus. I don’t know if he is a new member of the E Street Band, but there are plenty among the original members. It works, though, and both stand out at each point of the song.

Last Man Standing:

Rumour has it, the Boss uses his usual three chords, but this one is leaning towards melancholy as he remembers his former Castilles bandmate George Theiss, and the title reflects that.

Power of Prayer:

A typical E Street Band accompaniment with its trademark saxophone solo. It’s a song ready for when Bruce can finally take this album on the road and have the crowd join in on a hot summer evening as the sun sets.

House of a Thousand Guitars:

I am seeing reviews of this track as the worst on the album when I found it the best on the record. I also found it ironic that the piano featured heavily, and the guitar, the weapon of choice for the Boss, is seldom used.

Rainmaker:

Ah, this is Bruce attacking the American government. It was written during George Bush Jr’s time in charge but has remained relevant to the current presidency of Donald Trump. So far, there have been no political songs on the record that go after the government. It’s good to see that Bruce has still kept his values.

If I Was the Priest:

It’s not one of his best songs, and the rhyming is very basic for someone of Bruce’s ability at songwriting.

Ghosts:

Again, this is another track ready for the road, with the E Street Band putting all their energy into it.

Song for Orphans:

It transpires that this is part of a trilogy that includes “Janey Needs a Shooter” and “If I Was the Priest” and were written when the great Bob Dylan highly inspired Bruce, so these songs were quite obviously written back in the 20th century, rather than just purely new songs for this album. It contains a plethora of words, which is a very Dylan trait.

I’ll See You in My Dreams:

The album doesn’t end on a high note. It is similar to how the album began. Hopefully, this isn’t the last record released by the boss, or this is not a good way for him to sign off. I can’t imagine Bruce timidly ending his studio career.

Song recommendations: “House of a Thousand Guitars”, “Last Man Standing”, “Ghosts”

7/10 

Week 43: the Vamps- Cherry Blossom

There is no need for a background on the Vamps, as I already did in 2017. Anyway, “Glory Days” is the second track off the album, leading off from the short piano introduction of the said track. It is about living in the moment. The band has said that instead of releasing track after track or album after album, they needed a break to find their creativity again, and you can see that with how the songs are written on this record. There has been an improvement since they took this decision.

Let’s look at “Married in Vegas.” it no longer sounds like a Vamps song from their youth but a more grown-up one, giving you a sense of what direction they intend to take on future albums. They also released this as their first single to tease the new album.

Although the sound may have got more grown up, and they’re shaking off that boy band tag, the sound was very familiar from their usual songs, which meant that my concentration wavered a bit when I noticed that—saying that it is a departure from their younger days and a sign of things to come as they grow with their lyrics and versatility. 

Song recommendations: “Glory Days”, “Bitter”, “Better”.

6/10

Week 42: Headie One- Edna

What a turnaround in fortunes in the life of Headie One. From serving time to having a number-one album. Earlier in the year, he released the “Gang” extended play. It needed to be more trendy among his fanbase as it was too experimental, and they preferred his conventional material. However, Headie decided not to listen to their pleas and pressed on in the same vein with his debut album, and no one can say that it didn’t work as it hit the summit.

Although for me, this was an album of two halves (Once again, the tracks are spoiled by Autotune.), there are some weighty subjects he addresses about his past, struggles in relationships, and his late mother. The album has many guest features, Skepta and Mahalia among them.

On the track “Breathing”, Headie talks about the tension between music and the still alive and well road. This bar alone sums up the song, “In this life that we’re living, you can make the wrong decision, then have to spend longer than you’ve lived stuck in prison”.

I also enjoyed “Parlez-Vous Anglais”, which features Aitch. This song is about making it out of the ends and living the life that your struggle on road is all worth it; as the two of them brag about the life they now have, you can picture them sipping champagne in a penthouse suite of a luxurious hotel in Paris.

I also enjoyed “Everything Nice”, which has stunning vocals by Hailie and sees Headie switch up his delivery and mood with a track about being happy in life and love. This track feels more like Headie sweet-talking a girl to try and win over her affection.

Although I didn’t enjoy the first half of this record, it is worthy of the memory of his late mother, whom the album is named after, and you can see through his lyrics that Edna still inspires him to this day.

Song recommendations: “Everything Nice”, “Parelez-Vous Anglais”, “Breathing”.

8/10

Week 41: Queen + Adam Lambert- Live Around the World

Who isn’t a fan or was a fan of Queen? I have been listening to this band for as long as I can remember. I am glad they decided to continue even without their great frontman, the late Freddie Mercury, who essentially made the band the success they still have. Adam Lambert isn’t a bad replacement, but MIKA was the ideal replacement for Freddie because he seems like a modern-day Freddie with his onstage persona and vocals. 

This live album features songs performed over the last six years from the tour, with Adam adding his unique persona and showmanship. The “American Idol” (I forget which year.) runner-up doesn’t pretend to emulate Freddie, nor should he. It is about being unique and bringing something new to the band while still being capable of delivering the vocals well, if not better than your predecessor, which Adam does.

Let’s look at how he does that in “Don’t Stop Me Now”. Since his inception, Adam has given this track new life in the live capacity. He teases the crowd by stretching out notes when the crowd is ready to jump up and down and go nuts. Thus, by doing that, they have to wait for the note to reach the summit. After this happens, Adam gives a cheeky wink and a nod to the crowd. I am not a fan of the next track, which I must confess I first heard being performed by Father Noel Furlong (Played by Graham Norton.) while he was under a pile of rocks in “the Tentacles of Doom” Father Ted episode. The track in question is “Fat Bottomed Girls”. There’s another reason why I am highlighting this track: it was performed at the AT&T Stadium, which is the home of my beloved National Football League franchise, Dallas Cowboys. Queen performed at this particular gig in Arlington, Texas, with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders dancing onstage. Adam cheekily threw in “Not true” after the line “Ain’t no beauty queens in this locality”. Now, he said it about himself rather than the Cowgirls, which makes this ad-libbing somewhat comedic.

Adam could be considered one of the best vocalists around at the moment (In rock, anyway.), and sometimes, he even surpasses Freddie by taking risks to reach higher notes, which makes drummer Roger Taylor redundant in the vocal aspect. Whereas Freddie often relied on him for backing vocals to look after his vocals, Adam would instead go it alone and take the risk of being vocal-weary over a long and arduous tour. So, Freddie would want to take care of his vocals and pace himself, whereas Adam would give it his all every show regardless of the health of his vocals. It’s not a destructive mindset for Adam, but as the years pass on the tour, some in the crowd might feel short-changed by hearing tired vocals.

“Who Wants to Live Forever” is another standout on the record. Adam dedicates it to those unfortunately caught up in the Orlando shooting earlier in the year, and this live performance is taken from the night before the concert. You can hear the emotion in his vocals, especially as he reaches the chorus.

As well as a plethora of the band’s hits, they found room for two solo tracks by their beloved late frontman in the shape of “Love Kills” and “I Was Born to Love You”. Just to let the crowd and Freddie know that he is remembered and his legacy lives on even though he is no longer on stage.

There are bad points to the record, and I was highly disappointed that two of their most iconic tracks were shortened to just over two minutes. I mean, how on earth can “Bohemian Rhapsody” (Voted the best song of all time.) and “We Are the Champions” be given such short shrift and disservice? I find this insulting. I looked forward to hearing them the most and was left cold by the time they were performed.

Song recommendations: “Bohemian Rhapsody”, “We are the Champions”, “Don’t Stop Me Now”.

7/10

Week 40: IDLES- Ultra Mono

I remember a lady talking to me about great music acts out of Bristol, and funnily enough, she was a Bristolian. And I hadn’t heard of them then, but she asked if I had heard of IDLES. To which I replied, “No”. Anyway, she recommended that I listen to them as they are very much the Sex Pistols of the 21st century. It wasn’t long after that conversation; in fact, a mere few hours later, they were making their debut appearance on Later…with Jools Holland, so naturallyI was always going to give them a listen. I remember they played their pro-immigrant song “Danny Nedelko”, which also happens to be a friend of theirs from Poland. I can’t remember the name of the other song at present, but it was about a dad telling his son to be macho and stop moaning about how he truly felt. The next thing I knew, they were nominated for the Hyundai Mercury Prize and performed “Never Fight a Man with a Perm” at the ceremony. I didn’t think much of their lyrical content, but the energy they created with the music could have caused the world’s end (You know what happens in Akira when Tetsuo goes mental?). They spent over a decade in the underground scene before finally getting their break two years ago, so when they released their latest and second album, there was more of a fanbase that they built up mainly on the festival circuit.

Now, there appear to be many ready to shoot the band down and have nothing but contempt for them because they like to stick up for the people and attack the establishment at every turn, but once again, they have shown they don’t fucking care what their critics have to say and have decided to be even more controversial on this record with their political opinions, which I loved. If you follow me on Twitter or whatever, you will know I dubbed the album  “Energetic Rebellion”; that is precisely how I would describe it in short.

“War” and “Grounds” are just the beginning of the band’s assault on the political spheres, and Joe screams on “Grounds”, “Do you hear that thunder? That’s the sound of strength in numbers”. From that alone, you can see the band already calling their listeners to rise and attack the establishment.

On “Model Village”, they attack nationalism and even lay into the current government and their cowardly leader. It is my favourite off “Ultra Mono” just for that reason alone. I fucking despise the current government and the prime minister too.

“Anxiety” is another brilliant track off the album and gets even more political. These lyrics stand out and grab your attention “Our government hates the poor, cold leaders, cold class war, keeping drugs you can’t afford, so the poor can’t buy the cure.” in “Reigns”, the band accuses the government of selling the working class down the river with their bullshit over a bullshit referendum that happened in 2016. The instrumentation and production on most of the record sync perfectly with Joe’s passionate and aggressive vocals.

I can’t remember a calm moment on the album, save for “Kill Them with Kindness”, which starts with a lounge Jazz piano but then launches into an attack on the royal family and so forth. “Seize the Day” is another track that talks about chasing pricks away who threaten humanity.

Although the lyrical content is minimal, what it does offer is utter honesty on the political sphere and how the band couldn’t give a fuck if you hate their anti-establishment opinions. You can see why they have gained a rather large following with these views and hard-hitting punk with their songs that are bound to create mosh pits at every venue or festival they are at. I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Song recommendations: “Model Village”, “Anxiety”, “Grounds”

8/10