Week Fourteen: 5 Seconds of Summer- C A L M aka Calum Ashton Luke Michael

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I looked forward to reviewing this as they did a few festivals last year, and the lads from Perth, Australia, were on point. However, they should have stayed as pop punk like they were with their self-titled debut album. Unfortunately, going into the pop arena hasn’t worked with them on this record, and it just sounds poorly produced. It’s pretty much like their previous album, “Youngblood”. This reminds me of that record, as there is little change in direction.

For me, 5 Seconds of Summer is falling into the same trap Maroon 5 did. Maroon 5, when they first got started, were releasing good songs like “This Love”, “She Will be Loved”, and “Sunday Morning”. Unfortunately, then they started making shite like “Moves Like Jagger” and “Phone Booth”. I don’t mind listening to early Maroon 5 material but since 2011? Forget it. I am saying that any song with the potential for 5 Seconds of Summer is being massacred and turned into dogshit. The band have said leading on from their previous record that their inspiration is drawn from the 80s, but I don’t know what section of that era because the songs are incredibly flat and underwhelming. It’s a shame when you consider the producers behind this project, Louis Bell and Andrew Watt, who have worked with Ozzy Osbourne, Halsey, the Chainsmokers, the late Avicii, Post Malone, Lana Del Rey, and several others to significant effect. Unfortunately, this falls into their most minor inspirational works category. I mean, not even U2’s Edge or Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello could add anything to this record because the producers, with all their effects, have pissed all over their contributions. I mean, let’s face it, Edge and Tom Morello are very unique in the way they play the axe and are fucking amazing too, but even they couldn’t rescue a lacklustre album. Maybe if the producers didn’t piss about on the songs they featured on, the album might be worthy of its No. 1 spot. It’ll probably get a lot of streams, but that could be people like me who are listening to make a review on it. The number of streams counts for nothing and needs to be a fair reflection of how well an album is doing. The sales of it could be a different story. I hope so; it’s awful.

What’s quite puzzling is that they are actually extremely good live and remind me of Muse. I am not a great lover of Muse’s studio material, but live they are in a different sphere, and those songs take on a life of their own. The same goes for 5 Seconds of Summer. Now, I was still deciding about giving them a chance live, but I was left really impressed with the performance and the interaction with the crowd. It also begs the question, are they with the correct label? Because they seem to want, the band to churn out generic pop shite rather than let them be as creative as they are live. 

I found “Thin White Lies” quite comical for its reference to cocaine, but the songs that really stood out for me were “Teeth”, which has a bass line that sounds like it was inspired by listening to Bloc Party or Maximo Park and “Lover of Mine”, which is the penultimate track for blending an acoustic guitar with dubstep. Those are the only genuine creative moments I heard in the thirty-nine minutes. I hope they consider their options for the next album and move to another label because this company stifles their creativity in the studio. Even though live performances are where it really matters, it helps to add some of what

you pick up on the road to your creativity in the studio. I can’t fault them live, but in the studio, there is much work to do, and they really need to work out what their identity will be on future albums. They need to leave this record label and find one that will let them bring their live qualities into the studio. 5/10

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